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toet paper has no business trying to. battle the mess of a large holiday meal. but days on the other hand shoot a. precise I the happened to me I'm a. good guy I went to a good college I. worked hard I wrote a thesis in. college I wrote a thesis I've worked. hard for years I've raised a family I've. never gone to jail I've never committed. a crime and here I am explaining how you. got to shoot water up your.

ass. ridiculous. Insanity what did I do what am I some. kind of I I don't understand how' this. happen toilet paper has no business. trying to battle the mess of a large. holiday meal do you know what they're. implying they're implying that if I eat. a large large holiday meal I just am.

going to my my Bottom's going to explode. it's going to be too much for any toilet. paper no toilet paper can handle that no. you need a whole other device I'm crying. you need a. bedet that shoots. water no more smearing it says here on. the copy no more skid. marks what happened to this the precise. stream a precise. stream Buck pet oh here we go is the.

number one bestselling pet brand and I. thought I had sold out can I just say. they say people will laugh when they. first see it and we sure did we we. haven't even seen. it 3 million satisfied customers across. the US and over 150,000 festar reviews. on Amazon who uses a bedet and then says. I've got to go give an Amazon. review I've checked back there seven. times clean as a. whistle my.

this. is I'm going to keep going cuz people. are laughing too hard Lux pet offers a. range of patented bedet mods oh really. including the award-winning neop plus. series what does that do yeah the bedet. comes and finds you when it's time to. poop I think you should go really I. think you should go that was a large. burrito Lux Pet's neop plus series is. the next generation of attachment with.

never before seen patented features. that's right never before seen this. series features a. 360° selfclean mode easy. 360° self clean mode are people spitting. around on their ass easy lift design. fast slide in installation plus all the. same features as their bestselling B. days.

oh my. God then it says please talk about what. you why you love your Lux pet I don't. have one but this is my favorite ad ever. this is a fantastic ad and this is going. to go out as it is or it won't go out. get the gifts your friends and family. will never forget this holiday season. hey Grandma wash your. ass use code na to get 20% off pday at. Lux pay.com.

that's. lxb. d.com and code n/a for 20% off they made. me spell. [Applause]. B you just have to that airs as is or it. doesn't. air.