Conan’s Audio Engineer Pitches A Field Trip To Las Vegas | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

the room's in an uproar right now can. Eduardo will you explain what you were. saying yeah so I recently went to Vegas. and you know I was at the craps table M. uh do you have a problem or anything no. no would you like one no but this is. this is one of your regular activities. as you go to Vegas and you you play. craps I wish I did it a little more. regular but yes I do like to roll the. die and uh so anyway so I'm sitting. there and you know you get if you're. there long enough you get to talk to the. you know dealers if you have a big. enough problem you get to talk to.

are they dealers or are they cpers. they're dealers the the person sitting. at the center is called a stickman oh. insert joke no I'm not going to do a. joke about that a dick joke no no I. would never do that no no although in. high school they called me the stick man. there you go no cuz I had a stick shift. car uh so anyway pis was nothing like a. stick it's all smooshed it's more like a. leaf come on know it's like a crushed. peanut. shell uh anyway let's get on with it. anyway so chitchatting with with the one.

of the dealers you know you know what. they love it when people come and just. chitchat with them they must love you. yeah yeah he was cool cool dude okay uh. anyways so he ended up asking me what I. do for a living and uh I said I work in. podcasting and then he goes oh do you. work on any funny ones and I said yeah I. work on Conan O'Brien needs a friend and. he goes Conan I love. Sona Conan I love Sona you know what I'm. happy for you Sona no you're not I am I.

no I really am I could see it in your. face you're thinking of something right. now no I'm not I'm just something's. bubbling no I'm I'm happy for you I'm. happy that you finally got a win you. finally got a w finally got a win but uh. no so anyway that's nice I like it. that's nice that uh people are out there. listening yeah I thought it was cool. which which led me to my next Point. speaking of the W exactly so uh at the. win mhm sirusxm has just acquired a. studio there and I thought it would be a. good exercise for us you know to take a.

little fi trip and maybe check out the. studio go Rec record record an episode. or two of con BR there's plenty of Acts. on the Strip I'm sure you can you know. talk to any top I would Jeff we get Jeff. dham can we please go and take you guys. to a club and then record it please at a. table I want a table what kind of Club. what do you mean what kind of Club what. kind of Club just a strip club not a. strip club no where they get dressed yes.

they don't what you think the opposite. of a strip club is where people put. clothes on more clothes on no you know. it's a it starts they play sexy music. and people come in moderately dressed. like they're they're dressed for like. late summer and then as the music plays. they put on more and more clothing until. they're wearing several parkas yeah it. it's decidedly unsexy music too and the. no the music they play is take some. sugar off me oh my God take some sugar. off.

you know what on second thought I just. heard that all the clubs are closed you. don't want to party with these two guys. listen so anyway son and Eduardo I want. to I want to give you guys I want to. give them a little rope to let this play. out huh so uh what you're saying is if I. get this right we go to the wind they. have a Sirius XM Studio there and maybe. we do an episode or two of uh Conor bran. needs a friend from the wi right now the. idea I I'm guessing what interests you. about this is you get to hang and chat.

up your favorite uh I'm looking for a. free stay at. Vegas you like but I remember this very. clearly from the early years of my. dealings with Sona uh she would come. back from a. weekend and she she looked uh. bedraggled uh and um Vegas and and I. would say what's up and you and you said. me and my crew you and your gang just. and you said we did a Vegas U-turn right.

and explain what a U-turn is a u i I. think we've talked about this before. right what a U-turn is in the beginning. of the evening you and your friends or. well not in the evening but you drive to. Vegas you don't have a hotel or anything. you party all night Y and then in the. morning you know you get like some dead. knes or whatever and then you just drive. back I think what I remember as a detail. was that you changed clothing in the car. in a parking lot in a parking lot a. parking structure parking structure okay. an aristocrat oh I see we went to one of.

those clubs you were talking about where. we go and we change into our clothes so. but what I'm saying is this would not be. a U-turn what I'm I'm I know that we've. discussed that before you can't handle a. U-turn I can handle a U-turn you cannot. handle a U-turn oh I I did I listen you. forget that I come from Humble means I. drove out in a shitty car with Greg and. Rob Lesnik and we went and Rodman and we. went to we went to Vegas this is back in. the mid 80s you're I did not know this. it did that yeah and i' done a Vegas.

U-turn as well just for the record also. we stayed in the old Vegas we didn't. stay in the New Vegas we stayed in the. old Vegas where literally the the. buildings were built in like the. 40s uh it was yeah this was back in the. day anywh who um I remembered saying. someone needs to tear all this down but. uh and I said that to the owners uh and. so okay I I don't know I don't know what. I think about this I don't know does it. does I think it sounds disgusting do we.

get good people to come on the podcast. of course in Vegas yeah yeah I think I. mean Adele is there right Bruno Mars has. Bruno Mars is there I mean that's those. that's fun what about them Thunder from. Down Under guys I've seen that there's. the sphere yeah that new venue the. sphere oh you know what be so funny us. doing this in the sphere and and so it's. just all these insane projections all. around us in three dimensions and. Holograms and we're just sitting here.

going yeah I don't know who that guy's a. big dick I love to I love to do a. clueless gamer in the sphere and see you. just eat on like like just you. can't turn left like it's just I can't. turn left playing I'm sitting there with. some nerd and uh no I I um I don't know. I have to say Vegas is not you could say. Vegas is My Kryptonite meaning there's. not I don't uh I don't gamble it's not.

like I just want to hit a bar um I I. it's it's not a lot of stuff that I like. to do now to be fair I've never seen a. show in Vegas hey that's very much the. same as me I don't like Vegas but I. haven't like seen the shows or anything. like that let me also say The Culinary. experience is different now true you. love to eat there's great restaurants. I've heard that it's a big foodie town. now their cocktails all a little like. just daylow some of the best cocktails. now.

appreciate you have to get mad at wait a. minute I'm. suspicious I've never seen Eduardo this. animated about anything and that. includes the time we talked about soccer. or as he calls it football um and I've. given him a a signed messy Jersey and he. was excited but he's more excited about. yeah we can go to the win Vegas has it. all and I'm thinking he's getting paid. do no do you get the feeling he's in. great debt and he has to actually get. you there to save his ass I think think. that his nice chat with the craps guy.

was more or less the guy saying like you. know hey Tony get over here let me see. your fingers we got to break this guy's. legs and he went guys guys guys guys. guys guys guys guys guys I know Conan I. know Conan do you know Sona yeah I know. son all right all right so we know Sona. what are you going to do what are you. going to do I'm going to get him back. here and we're going to do a show and uh. we're going to spend a lot of money and. you're going to get Conan and uh it's. going to be great all right you've got. 24.

hours and and Conan will open for Sona. right Conan opens keep it short he seems. kind of needy but then Sona comes in and. hey would Sona do well would she play. one of the big rooms oh you bet she. would hey help help her brother out all. right all right oh my God this is the. second by the way Vegas employee that re. that is a big fan of yours this is your. place yeah like you know the waiter that. I I had when I went and now this guy. two people in Vegas yes two people in.

Vegas well listen Eduardo I I don't want. you to get killed I don't want you I. don't think they would kill you I do. think they'd smash your fingers and your. legs um and so uh we'll help you out. we'll get to Vegas great I do think it's. fun okay um well I know you're going to. have a good time and also maybe a little. break from the kids if you know what I. mean what do you mean I mean you've made. it very clear that you love your. children but they're destroying you oh. yeah and maybe hate them at the same. time 24 yeah that's called Parenthood so.

24 36 hours in Vegas. massages can we do a urn tonight well I. don't Edwardo I think is the one who's. in. Dutch all right it's a done deal we'll. go to Vegas I'll figure it out yeah. Daddy will figure it out yay.