Conan’s Assistant Teaches Him About Taylor Swift’s Easter Eggs | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

okay it's uh time to find out what's. going on with the young people in. America oh is that why I'm here yeah. yeah that's why you're here get ready. for a youth Quake. I want to find out because listen this. summer has it's been all about uh Taylor. Swift or as I call her T Swift or TS or. sometimes T.S Eliot because that's odd. she's been so successful she's left a. wasteland behind her.

um kids you gotta learn something my. point is that I brought in the biggest. Taylor Swift fan I know and uh he's. David hopping he's my real assistant now. that son has just become a professional. goofball 24 7. oh okay well come on he. really I mean you still are you are a. professional goofball 24 7. wouldn't you. say that okay sure I guess yeah I guess. you are so you are yes why do I do what. you do when you're like I guess when. when you say something it was a really.

good Nicholas Cage that's fantastic. anyway let's get let's stick to the. point yeah it's not you let me tell you. something oh David hopping's here and. David hopping uh you actually went. you're the only one in this room that. went to the Taylor Swift uh concert I. did and everyone's talking about it. um so this is you know I don't think. anyone else who's seen the Taylor Swift. shows this summer has actually been. recorded giving their thoughts on it so. this is a real scoop yeah and he's been. multiple. how many times have you gone twice okay.

three times a thousand dollars yeah how. much was just you you don't let the. system work you you have to work the. system. David what means he came in through the. codes it means he came in through the. air conditioning duct. a lot of people were saying I love the. part of the concert where that that. white Midwestern guy falls through the. ceiling. and hits the floor really hard uh so. tell me what was was it amazing it's.

it's a seven hour concert is that right. she does like three and a half hours. just herself and her opening act is they. show Dr Zhivago which is a three-hour. movie I was out until you said that yeah. and then by your end yeah right they. showed Dr Zhivago then they build an. Aztec Temple uh in real time and then. she comes out so the whole thing you're. 18 hours in okay so uh how was it the. best night best night of your life yeah. really wait you've had dinner at my. house oh I have.

statement. yeah okay I had burritos you love. burritos. anyway. um so it was incredible yes everyone. says she gives a fantastic about how she. does it I was exhausted I felt like I. was hungover the next day I had had no. alcohol okay is it possible that there's. more than one that she has other people. come out well first of all she's she's. performing in a huge space and there are. a bunch of times where she says before. my next song I'll be right back and she. ducks behind right something like that.

kind of switch yeah and it's possible. that they pull the old thank you Texas. switch and she comes out and it's an. easy look to replicate is that possible. if there are nine people backstage I. don't think so okay oh those Camp their. their cameras are getting and like her. face is just on the but what if that's. pre-recorded video pre-recorded video. there's a stand-in live because no one's. close enough you know except for people. that pay like thirty thousand dollars. and that's the Illuminati anyway so. they're gonna keep the secret exactly. yeah hey Sona think of all the amazing.

things in life that are expressions of. just you yeah I mean like the chocolate. that you had on your face when you came. in because you just ate that what was it. you were eating I was I was eating a. giant cookie giant cookie yeah and. that's so Sona okay or that song you. stream over and over again it's just so. you what's that song For You Twinkle. Twinkle Little Star yeah but it's for my. boys I know still it's nice okay or you. know that podcast that comedy podcast. you just gotta listen to yeah Conan. O'Brien needs a friend exactly is that. what you listen to in your spare time. yeah I love it everything that makes you.

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plan prices vary by state options. selected by customers availability and. eligibility may vary I think it's very. highly possible that it is like seven. different people who can look like. Taylor Swift they show pre-recorded. stuff on the big screens people don't. know it's playing to a track I heard TMZ. has footage of her backstage eating a. giant bowl of mushed corn. and uh just corn mash smoking a giant.

cigar yeah a giant cigar and she on that. she's on the tape saying suckers. and she's eating it off of a giant table. that's made of uh million dollar bills. yeah that's that's a that's a tape that. I heard TMZ has but they're just slow to. get it out they've got some editing. problems. how they get their news out yeah can I. confess something yeah I can't name a. single Taylor Swift song. yeah today's the day here we go off on.

our way so Conan cant either no I I'm. just naming them I'm ripping them off. they're they're incredible I'm just. they're rolling off my tongue keep going. who are you gonna be uh he was my. current but now he's my ex oh he's in my. rear view window don't need him no more. some of these actually sound like they. could do this and also a lot of her. songs are just like words that we use. regularly I love her song the acoustic. ballad you Jake Gyllenhaal oh. um she's got some great Tunes what are. you doing what's the matter you don't. like this segment I love it okay you're.

getting all nervous and stuff I'm always. nervous what made it so standout like. was what what did you see at a Taylor. Swift concert you don't see elsewhere. the one I went to she announced 1989. Taylor's version and she's re-recording. that because someone else owns that. album yeah it's yeah it's weird I know. stuff about her but I couldn't tell you. a song. that's a whole idea I just had we'll get. to Taylor Swift in a second guys this is. okay so. we re-record every podcast word for word.

and we sell them we sell them on. television late at night one on a 1-800. or a 555 number and it's called the. Conan the real Conan. 1963 when I was born yeah and and we. sell them and we get to keep all that. cash yeah I'm in and then we disparage. these other ones because they're not. real they're owned by the man yeah what. do you guys think of that do you guys. want to do that because I don't know. I'm really really busy I don't have time.

okay why don't you do hey David why. don't you do all parts excuse me. yeah including whatever interview we. have a wig here yeah uh so anyway keep. going so Taylor Swift oh no so she. announced 1989 so the whole night she. kept wearing like new blue dresses. because that's the color that represents. 1989 why what is blue represent 1989 it. just culturally or by. all of her albums have a color. associated so David when the Democrats.

are winning in a landslide that means. that that's Taylor Swift yeah that's. covering the map beating the red only. 1989. I don't I just don't understand. why blue means Taylor Swift 1989. it's. just I don't know where it came from I. think the fans just made it into such a. major color you can't claim a whole. major color for one album she's not. saying no one else can use blue it's. just what represents it that's what I'm. saying hey 1989 was my blue phase and. then red I'm guessing was her red face. you know speaking out purple okay what. about midnights.

black yeah no reputations black oh right. right who what's your favorite Taylor. Swift song. mine's long lives. that was good and what's your other one. All Too Well 10 minute version yeah 10. minute version yeah I think there's a 11. minute version I like because you just. hear her coughing and saying did we get. it. you think we got it where's my bowl of. corn yeah we got can I have my corn mush. now what else do you like I mean the.

whole Midnight's album yeah don't even. get started yeah she's not the first. artist to have to re-record a full album. because she didn't own it no I know JoJo. did Def Leppard. didn't they lose the master recordings. that's why they re-recorded it I know. someone someone wouldn't allow them to. go digital with it and so they. re-recorded it note for note exactly the. same okay yeah well so you're why Reign. on Swifty's parade you're not raining. I'm just so are you like they were she.

wasn't the first I think it's amazing. are you a leopard head yeah you are yeah. yeah because I'm cool right yeah Def. Leppard because I I know how to rock and. I like metal yeah okay pour some glucose. on me that's a white snake no no that's. the old deal oh it is DL what am I. thinking of I don't know what are you. thinking of you're so uh here I go again. it is the same song that's right all.

rock songs are pretty much the same I. think Taylor Swift should record Def. Leppard songs and white snakes. yeah oh she should also record famous. news broadcasts yes no the Hindenburg is. coming into Lakehurst New Jersey and oh. my God the humanity the humanity how. about cheerful ones when does someone. break into the news and go him now. something cheerful a bluebird had a baby. oh no one does that it's always.

something bad you don't know it guys. though the the War is Over yeah there. you go you did it oh we killed everyone. died. for nothing oh. no telling you all right I gotta wrap. this up David I'm glad you had a good. time and uh I am happy for all the. swifties out there my my daughter's a. huge Taylor Swift fan and she went to. the show and lost her mind and it made. her so happy that I was uh indebted I. was indebted to Taylor Swift seriously. I'm just it's it's nice to see someone.

putting out so much positivity so yeah. yeah all joking no seriously all joking. aside I'm I'm I'm hugely uh happy for. her and just I think it's I don't know. we've had just so much bad news for such. a long time that when when people are. all excited about the Barbie movie or. Taylor Swift and Beyonce or Beyonce the. ladies are doing it ladies are doing it. Go Go ladies go because you seem to know. what you're doing we do not yeah all. right well I'm a lady well okay.

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