Conan Reveals His DJ Name - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan"

obviously music and dj is a passion of. mine but if you were to. be a dj if you were to be like if you. were to open for me say. my next gig what would be your handle. and what would be your. like your go-to sort of song that you. would play to like get the crowd like. pumped i would do i would be conezone i. would wear an orange. i would be able to wear an orange. traffic cone on my head oh you guys have. a theme going yeah i have an orange. traffic cone. so you're reflective i'm all about. directing traffic in another direction.

you're reflecting people's images back. at them i'm trying to. uh control traffic flow and that is also. music flow. so i've got i've got an orange cone on. my head i'm conezone. and what i play over and over and over. again is the archie's sugar sugar. oh honey. sugar sugar. you are my candy girl. and you've got me and i go.

and there's a part where it breaks i was. just going to ask if there was a remix. oh there's a rematch you're beat boxing. yeah is that what you're doing oh what. even is that what i'm doing what did you. think i was having an epileptic fit. no i'm showboxing i thought you. programmed those beats into the song. no i started beatboxing for real. mohammed so i'm like. oh sugar sugar you are my cat. oh yes i'm sugar i'm sure the pizza.

sugar sugar sugar candy a candy sugar in. dublin gonna go. to your medicine then i'm wrapping and. um it's that kind of. slow aging white man rap um. i am conan i'm here to say you know that. kind of stuff that no one's done since. the. late 70s beautiful wow uh yes beautiful. and um crowd's angry yeah because then. you go back to sugar sugars. uh they're really angry someone throws a. pint glass at me. and it knocks the uh cone off my head.

and people will start saying you're. you're but of course it's dublin so. they're saying you're shite. you're shy. and um they're i think they're giving me. the peace sign but they're really. telling me to off. because that means it's a whole. different meaning in dublin yeah yes and. i just keep thinking. um they love me and they're giving me. the peace sign so i. double down once again on the archie's. sugar sugar. and um then you have to come up in your. reflective gear.

yeah and the first thing you say is i. don't know this man. he's not a friend of mine he is i just. showed up he showed up. just tonight and i have no idea where he. came from. yeah but then after it's over and people. have left you take pity on me and so you. and i. walk to your house where you live with. your parents right. yes would they would i be welcome at. your home 100. of course you would would your parents. even know who i am i don't think so.

i'm sure they would be welcoming but. guess what. that might be for the best they wouldn't. know who dj conezone is. [Laughter]. well they'd be hearing about him then. because there'd be a lot of talk on the. local news in dublin. about some in a cone. who played the archie's sugar sugar nine. times and started a riot. brutally beaten brutally beaten brutally. beaten.