Conan Reveals His Blood Pressure Test Results | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

last episode we talked to Lisa Kudo and. you had a blood pressure monitor on the. entire time and we thought maybe we'd. check in with you and see what the. update is on that nothing's you know uh. I think wrong with me well that's a. whole other thing um no my doctor said. uh I always had great blood pressure and. then more recently he said huh keeps. notching its way up and so uh he said. why don't we just put a cuff on you when. it just takes your blood pressure over. 24-hour period you just wear it and you. forget about it.

um well he he. lied because you don't forget about it. it's a giant blood pressure cuff and. then there's a what looks like a. catheter tube going from that uh to a. giant uh World War II walkie-talkie and. you have to hold that it doesn't clip. onto your belt or anything there's no. place so you know you're walking around. holding a large 1940s radio uh that's. attached to your arm and then every 30. minutes this thing would inflate and.

take your blood pressure and uh so. anyway I as you know wasn't planning on. this I thought it was going to be more. discreet I thought it would be some cool. little tiny thing made by Apple that. they like put into your bicep and you. don't even notice it no I didn't realize. that uh technology hasn't really evolved. since the Three. Stooges were doing medical sketches so. uh this thing kept um inflating every 30. minutes and I had to get around with me.

uh for 24 hours and so it ended up as. part of playing a part in the Lisa kud. interview yeah and so what were your. results well the results were. interesting doctor calls me up and he. goes through he went yeah your blood. pressure is all over the map he said. it's it's uh it calms down at night when. you go to sleep but um it's it's these. highs and lows and he said so walk me. through your day and so he started. saying what was happening this time and. I kept I had very good memory for the. day before and so obviously there are.

times where we're here doing the podcast. and I'm sitting here with Lisa cudra. who's an old friend but also a massive. star and so I'm I'm activated you know. but also then he'd say what was going on. at 2 o' oh yeah that's when I was having. a wrestling match with my head. rer Mike Sweeney and I were just. wrestling each other on the hallway okay. well what was happening over here oh I. think that's when I threw an orange at. Sona and and so basically as I was. walking through my day with my doctor it.

became clear that I may my blood. pressure may not be artificially High I. think I'm just like a Tasmanian devil. I'm an insane person purely. environmental but of your own making of. my own making did you tell him the truth. yeah I told him everything you told him. all that stuff yeah why didn't why. didn't you lie well because then he'd. say um you need to be on a very powerful. drug I need to tell I need to tell him. oh no no no she said you needed to be on. a different type of very power.

yeah uh but anyway it was just really. fascinating to go through the day and. realize oh but also I you know as you. know I'm I work out in the mornings and. he was like what's going on here and I. went oh I'm I'm doing my Weight Workout. what's doing going on over here I'm. running Full Tilt through my. neighborhood listening listening to. music oh okay then what happens well. then I get to work oh good things must. settle down well no uh that's when I I. see my head riter and I tackle him and. we fight okay oh well then what happened. well I saw saw Sona and she had a.

sandwich and I saw an orange so I had to. throw it at her yeah then she threw a. banana at me and a fight ensued oh. anyway it was just I was going through. my through my whole day and realizing. none of this reflects my body is. probably responding in the correct way. yeah and I'm you know but are you okay. oh I don't think so no I think I'm not. long for this world but uh I've had a. good run I've had a really good run you. have I've enjoyed it I've had a good. time and no one should feel sorry cuz. trust me I did this to myself yeah.

that's true no I know you did so anyway. Medical Science yeah I just think you. should take care of yourself cuz you. know. what I'm only thinking about myself you. what what would what do I do would can I. say something would it calm you if I. told you that there was a little. something carved out for you should. anything happen to me oh my God yes now. I want to kill you yes careful what are.

you doing what are you doing no it's. very specific that if I'm if I'm stabbed. to death with an Armenian dagger oh no. as I put it away a Circa 1902 Armenian. dagger how did he die uh he was choked. to death using dried. apricot it was R it was rolled up to the. tune of the saber dance.

not the masturbating bear no don't say. the beares part then when people are. listening to it they're going to say the. other thing is going to be the coroner. is going to be running the blood test. and say oh my God his garlic levels are. through the. roof it's my calling. cards it's the garlic killer the. killings are focused in Altadena and. Glendale what kind of what is this guy. someone is making shoving way too much.

garlic into a. pita and forcing forcing gangly Anglo to. eat. it gangos gangos gangly anglos hey we. got another Gango went down don't tell. me yeah Altadena no get over there and. then they can smell the garlic before. they even do the blood test I got a. deceased male Gango on the streets we. got a gang I called what am I called the. garli.

Griff I want a cool name oh oh come on. improv people do. it the arm. Maniac the arm Maniac that's pretty well. the arm Maniac is. loose another Gango was found a 6'4 in. redhaired white pasty. Irishmen with garlic levels 9,000 times. the normal level.

oh well who found him a jogger well a. jogger was a mile away and smelled a lot. of garlic so altered her course to go by. and there was the Gango and then we knew. the arm Maniac was. back all right well don't worry I've. carved a something little something out. for you right later Conan's gone what do. I get here you go. Sona a little fruit tree a that's nice. I'll take a fruit tree sweet I have a. tree in my backyard you uh the.

pomegranate Tre you're welcome it's. responsible for all the good things in. your life it's very nice yeah go on. every day and pomegranates anyway um. okay it's fake okay we can edit this. last part out beware the maniac.