Conan Regrets Asking Matt Gourley To Sing The Star Wars “Ewok” Song | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend joined as always by my my good. pals Sonam Obsession uh my assistant now. for how many years four 14 and like a. half okay like yeah 14 and a half and. for how many of those years did you do. you think you really tried be honest I'm. gonna you want me to be honest yeah two. okay. and of course Matt Corley you always. give 100 oh of what you're capable of oh. right yeah about 10 of most people yes.

yeah if you're you give 100 of the 10. that you're able to give what's your. name again my name is Cronin okay. it's nice to be here all together isn't. it it. is yeah do you like it do you like. coming in to see me and I'm not gonna. lie it's nice to like just kind of get. away drive here well you live in a mad. house I think it's fair to say why would. you no no I'm not putting you down. any mom who has twin two-year-old boys. who have figured out how to make weapons.

yeah uh would probably say that it's. nice to come into a podcast it. absolutely is to come into two other. though I it does feel like I'm. going well are you saying my children. are out wait you just said. her kids are not don't you play. All Things no I'm sorry but that's not. cool no you're right I apologize I am. going from two toddlers to two other. kind of that's what I meant yeah two. toddlers to two toddlers is what. I meant yeah and so how's your little. I'm sorry I thought we were.

into. children she's really into something. called pissy water which is uh just. seltzer water which she tries to call. spicy water but comes out pissy Wawa so. she all day is going pit baby PC Wawa. baby pissy Wawa right yeah child service. is gonna hear that yeah and they're. gonna think she has to drink her urine. so that's there's some kind of weird. stuff going on here it's good for you. yeah. it is. sea water no no you lost I know no.

that's I thought that I was saying pissy. water like Glenn says it but you meant. piss is good for you have I'm not gonna. drink my piss you're not let's all drink. our piss right now uh sure okay just did. and yo it's fine. it's a good thing it's a podcast and. there's no video ah there's video on you. on YouTube. or wherever you enjoy your videos see. what I did there what are you doing room. for oh just in case they invent another. in case they invent another format I.

just make sure that I always cover my. bases okay okay I'm very smart they. invented there are I was saying stuff. like this on the TV show back in the 90s. I was saying well you know I hope you. enjoy this either tonight or when you. see it in a rerun or someday when they. invent the internet I never said this I. said that in 94. okay there's actual. tape of it that was then destroyed. sometimes I'm I feel like you don't even. know that the internet exists now I'm. told it's amazing. it sure has got its pluses and minuses.

okay. um no I'm very happy I like coming in. here because no one wants to see me. around my house they're quite happy for. me to leave oh yeah. I hear a lot of it's funny I hear a. Mexican band playing oh the minute I. leave I mean grass section. and uh and and it's weird because. there's no band there but the minute I. leave and then I see catering trucks. pulling up and I see lots of guests.

showing up and everyone looks excited. it's that song where the Ewoks play when. they beat the Death Star just that whole. this show is sponsored by betterhelp. okay imagine you're looking at a scale. with everything you do for others on one. side and then on the other side of the. scale is everything you do for yourself. the question is is it balanced I think. in a lot of cases that's probably not. the situation well guess what therapy. can help you clarify your values find. more balance in your life so you can. keep being a rock star for others. without forgetting yourself in the. process to be honest I've never been a.

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remembered showing my son those movies. and he was you know uh enthralled and I. showed them to him when he was a little. boy he was like I don't know maybe he. was six or seven and I showed him those. movies and it was a big deal and then we. got to the one where I remembered the. Ewoks. doing a dance and singing a song called. like jab jab or something or glub club. and I said oh wait do you see this this. part man I said this part I remembered. seeing this in a theater and this is a.

little rough but take a look. and we got to that part and it didn't. happen yeah what happened did they edit. it out in 1997 Lucas released special. editions of all three original films and. they did they added CG and then in Jedi. they took out the song that they sing. written by John Williams son which is. like a disco song called lopty neck and. they replace it with like a blue song. and then they took out that Ewok. celebration song and just put in this. somber yes like funeral dirge right so I. looked like a fool because I told my son.

check this out it's really hilarious. because it doesn't quite work where do. you see this and then it didn't happen. what was the song how did it go. and then of course they've got the.

curtain call with old Darth Vader. they're dead but then they switched it. with young Hayden Christensen yeah yeah. um yeah you want me to keep going on are. you about to say something can you no no. I was just remembering I have to go have. a heart search. so I have to leave now we're gonna have. to cut this did I tell you that I'm. having a quadruple bypass today yeah. no no I'm also having uh both eyes. removed and uh that's a whole other.

thing that's happening yeah if you watch. OG Star Wars somewhere yeah my house. does uh I can come over does Lucas does. Lucas also does he have a hit squad out. trying to find people like you who can. sing the song and just and and kill you. because he probably wants it all erased. from people's minds I don't think he. cares anymore because he sold the whole. thing I think he's oh he's still here no. he still can't well good question uh I. don't know but I've got those. de-specialized editions they're called. and high def if the two of you want to.

come over we could have a slumber party. we could giggle we could tickle each. other we can borrow them yeah or I could. say I'm gonna come by and borrow them. and just if you don't hear from me it. means I'm coming soon no no these are. these are not physical media these are. digital they're on a drive so we have to. watch them at my house. yeah yeah we do a knife which I can't go. we watch all three movies I can't be. there I'm having my entire pelvis. removed next year so there won't be a. chill Chumps next year yeah it's being. it's being replaced with a just an old.

wicker basket yeah and I gotta drive him. you gotta drive him I gotta drive and. you gotta drive me home alone and no. speed bumps because I'll have no ass on. the way oh come along and we'll get. those little DVD players for the. backgrounds now all right take it easy. yeah it's been said I don't have much of. an ass. it's a two-minute surgery okay all right. okay okay that's nice I don't think. people have to know just how bad it is. back there. you don't think people have to you've.

been on television for like 30 years I. know but usually my ass was covered or. if the monologue the ass was facing the. other way and then the the things on one. episode of the show so you know but I. stuff I put stuff back there I put two. uh two two irons to do iron clothes with. back there. I have these two bulbous trunks would. you shut the up what you're out of. control you're out of control you I let. you sing the whole jab jub glub glove.

song you got the words wrong I think I. got him right I'm gonna this has to stop. this has to stop now what we took away. from this episode yeah is that. um by episode you mean mental episode. the episode I just had yeah where you. sang the glub Club song then Sona went. on this why just crazy take that I have. a flat ass. which is just not true super hot take. yeah and super hot ass thank you big.

daddy. come on man I like an asset you can hose. down and that no water stays on it it. just immediately incredible you know all. right yeah yeah oh it's incredible it. splashes back yeah. what are you doing what are you. muttering I'm singing the Jabba's Palace. song the original one that they took out. oh no I did I really wanted to hear it. did you yeah you know what I have to. move on because we have an amazing guest. today I think they can hang on wait a. minute Our Guest has a Star Wars. connection that's right yes Qui-Gon Jinn.

green lightsaber I was gonna say that. yeah we were all gonna just about to say. that and then I remembered that I was. educated all right here we go.