Conan Refuses To Put Ketchup On His Hot Dog | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

it's hot dog time all right are we're. going to roast some weenies I think. they're called yeah these are by the way. handsome roasting tongs what are they. called Spears tines SK skew skewers yeah. skewer that's the word take this guy. okay thank you thank you roasting some. uh hot dogs here and we're roasting them. over I've never roasted a hot dog over a. fire you haven't no and you don't get a. real Christmas tree okay she's roasted.

fake hot dogs that she bought it okay. these are nice so now the principal. correct me if I'm wrong a hot dog is. already cooked right right so this is. all is it just aesthetic or is it for. flavor that's a good question I guess it. just for flavor why is this fun for. people who are. listening Sona you clearly don't. understand what podcasts are all about. my life has been podcasting okay and uh.

it is um I think people love hearing us. have experiences I think they like. having having a glimpse at the real life. of us getting real you know is this us. getting real yeah we're getting real. what about what's that SSR what is it. when noises ASMR ASMR ASMR I was. thinking of a supersonic jet yes people. may like hearing us eat a hot dog I. don't think ESS I don't think very many. people like hearing others eat stuff.

I think they like you know I watched a. video today of of someone with long. nails um touching um uh like some. food here like. mukbang I'm going to toast my why you. laughing so hard Tanisha what did I say. cuz the because it was so Random cuz I. took a long time to just think of the. word food that's dumb are you guys done. already I'm trying to cook my I I have. now put the whole hot dog and Bun it's.

going to catch fire will it I just want. it to toast up a bit like a toasty bun. I'm with you I'm I want to toast I think. what I'm doing is kind of actually. Innovative let me explain w at home I. think I've I can I've taken the two. prongs of the skewer and I wedged the. hot dog in. [Laughter]. between the hot dog fell right out y. could have time better please explain. what happened sir the hot dog slipped.

right into the Flames as I was. congratulating myself oh my God that was. you know my favorite thing is my. favorite thing is for things to go arai. as someone is congratulating themselves. yeah it's the best oh and look the rest. of the bun just fell apart oh my God you. want oh my God yeah I do I'm just going. to toast up the last what's left of my. bun just going to toast that. up well God I love a hot dog I could try. again do you guys like hot dogss I you. know what I like those those Street dogs.

that you can get when you're like coming. out of a bar or a club and they're out. there with the yeah Eduardo's nodding he. gets it a street dog I don't know what. that is they're they're out there they. have onions and they're out there this. is nice now I'm going to get a little. sentimental here what year were we in. your backyard gorley was that last year. or two years ago two years ago right y. yeah and that was nice and now we're in. sona's backyard which makes me think. we'll be in my backyard someday will you.

let us go there well I'll have to clear. it with security in the area we're going. to have to zoom in no we'll get you guys. and you I'll get whatever I'll I'll take. care of it yes I'll have to make calls. cuz I have some you know some pretty big. deal names live in my neighborhood and. so they can't you know if you guys just. drove in without clearance that' be a. whole disaster you know what I mean what. it would it yeah I got to make sure that. Joseph Gordon lit's cool with you guys. being in the neighborhood you know Chad. Michael Murray Michael Murray Solace.

bazito I guess got to make sure that. everybody knows that you're coming you. know he's more of a sound technician but. very you need these ketchup and the. mustard just a little mustard place I oh. you want me to put it on there ah. Jesus you guys it's like you guys have. never handled food before son what's. your this is hard to do it this way here. you're such a train wreck with. everything my God no no just in light I.

I didn't mean it that. personally I meant just every time you. try to do anything it's just a big mess. and it's awful oh my God right there. that's good thank you thanks girts you. you want some catch no no no you don't. do catchup on a uh hot dog that's for. sure not on my watch what no no ketchup. on a hot dog what that's crazy that goes. against the German tradition why are you. guys nodding that's not right right. that's not normal yeah hot dogs aren't. German you're thinking like BR worst hot. dogs are American you put ketchup on hot.

dogs in America you Calli. USA. USA USA I don't think we're in the USA. right. now I think we left the American the. borders of the United States about 4. hours ago I do love it here and I'm. going to learn I'm going to make it my. mission to learn more about this place. they call Altadena this magical land. it's lovely out here what are you going. to learn about like the history and. stuff yeah just like when when are you. going to get a postal service that kind. of stuff I'm just curious at some point. it's the government has to provide.

Postal Service here it's what you pay. taxes for do you pay taxes how does it. work here do I pay ta yeah okay all. right I just didn't know it so I mean. we're really out here but you you should. look into it because you have you have a. right you have a right as a citizen to. have a PO like a postal truck why you. laugh maybe I'm close and you're far. maybe you're far oh for God's sake maybe. you're far no no I can roll out I'm. close no no no I can I can lean out my. window and eat some of the best sushi in.

town um you just admitted pretty much. that the only grocery store in aladen. closed 3 years ago and you guys have to. get you have to Portage a canoe to go. and get basic Goods I did forget I just. told you that I I actually Baja what. Baja Ranch Market which was the closest. market to us closed really the only. Market you can drive far and go to. another Market yes many people can say. that you can be anywhere.

on the continent and say you can drive. far and there will be a market so your. your defense of Altadena is crumbling. left and right I'm what I'm trying to do. is I am your Advocate I am telling you. that you have the right to Postal. Service you should have a working phone. you should have irrigation those are. things that you should have aw you're. entitled to them you don't think we have. irrigation up here well what's that. thing going on down the road when we. were driving up the road to get here we. passed pass over something that looked.

like an abandoned Gully what's that. what's going on there I don't know I. think that's just a reservoir no it's. not a reservoir cuz reservoirs have. water in them this looks like does. anyone know what I'm talking about on. the way up here are you talking about. the see a lot of nodding on the way up. here we David David would you get to a. microphone please do you remember when I. commented on it as we passed in that. tiny car that you call a car yeah that I. risked my life in riding with you okay. okay David what did we see on the the. way up here just before we got to sona's.

house yeah what was it describe I don't. know what it was it was like it was like. a big like remember in uh if you watch. parks and wck whenever they like fall. down into that thing it was like that it. looks like you're going to be walking. and you're just going to like fall into. this just going to you're just going to. go down down I love your generation if. you need to describe something you name. a random TV show and say remember that. thing in that TV show it's like that. thing yeah this is the guy that was. talking about Jack Lord's hair from. Hawaii 5 well.

using specifics I want it to look like. Jack. Lord specifics they didn't say you know. that thing that was in that show with. the thing why do you act like you had it. I like like you you had a choice about. what your hair i i c this hot dog. enough the center it just doesn't taste. right are there more hot dogs and you. know it's important we're not doing ads. for the hot dogs right this is just a. great Ambiance I don't like these hot. dogs know this one's kind of weak ass. these are LLB hot dogs yeah who got the.

hot dogs no no who got the hot dogs uh. did you did you get these from the. closed Baja Fresh. Supermarket cuz you know what when they. close the supermarket sometimes they. don't throw out all the food oh no and I. have a. suspicion that chelmi broke into a. window and went into the long. unrefrigerated refrigerated section and. took hot dogs from the Eisenhower. Administration that one looks that one. looks less is that what they always. no this looks different what.

happened did you change the wieners on. us the first three were microwaved a. little bit just to get a pre-cook going. where were they microwaved I don't have. a microwave oh Ral cooked them in the. kitchen he did something I don't have a. microwave he he cooked them I love they. said we they said we microwav them in. sona's kitchen and son just said I don't. have a. microwave that means that Ral put them. in a shoe. box waited 30 seconds and then took them. out the shoe bo but these are not these.

are just straight from the package I. would just cook them more basically no. CH no I can't eat another one are these. like really good gr a hot dogs or are. these this is the real deal this is like. a ballpark I think you need another wood. these are the real deal you just want to. it's real deal hot dogs you just want to. make sure it's cooked all the way. through really. why could I get sick no you're fine I. mean they're cooked hot dogs are cooked. already yeah that's what I thought. thicker this doesn't taste right on the. inside. but you're still eating them there's a.

piece of jewelry in. this um I love that you're complaining. about it but you're still eating it. that's the fun of a hot dog I grew up in. the depression meaning my mom was. depressed and. uh everyone's laughing at that that's. terrible it was bad at the time but it's. funny now um oh you need more on that. don't you I don't know you did it so. quickly I was I was roasting for a while. I like like it the way I like it you.

like a I think we have to go back to. what did R think he was doing when he. put the hot dog in a box in your house. and waited what how do you reheat things. in your house we put them in the toaster. OV it oh so that's what he did but you. got to put them in there for a while he. was in there for a while zap it for like. a minute in there a why don't you guys. have a microwave but these the ones I. just gave you right here are not. reheated so you we don't do microwaves. microwaves are not good have them all. you think mic are unhealthy I think they.

don't taste good when you reheat stuff. with microwaves they get mushy how I. mean what's worse than a mushy pizza. from a for that you reheat in a. microwave you can't put a pizza in the. microwave that's true but there are many. things you can put in a microwave you. could also just reheat it normally and. it takes like a minute longer okay um I. guess you win this argument I do cuz you. had no response one point Persona I won. that one yeah take that one point and. put it in that big empty jar.

points Big Empty jar of points so the. jar has a lot of points in it no cuz you. said it has jar of points yeah how is it. empty if it's got a whole jar of points. when that one again put another one in. my jar clang echo echo echo echo echo. echo It Go TK and then it's that's three. points you got in there all the noise it. doesn't there's no more noise cuz it. just goes thk and it hits all the other. points that I have cuz all I do is win. win win no matter what I have aqueducts. that I have points that are just in.

aqueducts and there's runoffs and. channels and it's points are just. flowing everywhere there's so many. points never count cuz you give yourself. points and those aren't real points but. the world gives me points Society gives. me pointset everybody here gave me those. points they didn't give you any points I. didn't see any point transaction I have. just waterfalls there's there's an. electric plant that's completely powered. turbines are turning because my points. are shooting through it all the time. aladen is built with my points this.

entire city didn't exist talk about. building a castle upon sand I mean this. is biblical uh if if aladen is built on. your points everyone should flee this. jurisdiction immediately that's a. terrible place to live my neighbors are. here they live comfortably I live. comfortably you know you you won't get. home insurance the minute they find out. your house is built on your points I. have so many points you got so jealous I. I win all the time it's like sometimes. I'm just like I'm so tired of winning. all the time.

if you're in an Orbiter you can see my. points from space and they're often. mistaken for the city of Las. Vegas because they're so bright and so. shiny and so mask I just you know what I. just talked to an astronaut and they're. like those aren't real points but sona's. points are real points my points are. real points your points are fake points. you give yourself it's like when you say. something that you think it's a joke and. you're like that was real funny cuz no. one laughed and you're like that was. real funny those when I say something's. really funny I'm a professional that. means that's like 11 points for right. there no I think you're just sad cuz.

nobody's laughing and you're like I'm. just going to make myself never. something and not heard laughter and I. don't know what that would sound like. you know what I mean if I ever say. something and there's no laughter I. would probably kill myself immediately. that's how used to laughter I am I'm so. used to laughter that the absence of it. would probably cause my heart to liquefy. and then explode I have not not going to. say explode and then times I I not laugh. when I not laugh I get when I not laugh. listen Hulk it's Hulk I like you Hulk. you're good Hulk good but Hulk wrong.

about. points Conan right about points Hulk. wrong I think that's a nice sweater you. wearing I'm going to change the the the. uh subject just for a second points. points points but you have. point there was so many that's very nice. gorley left a long time ago nobody even. noticed cuz we were having this stupid. argument well gorley took a he did he. took a break okay wait my sweater you. were I saying it looks nice we're. outside it's getting a little chilly it. would be chillier except we're being. warmed by this solo stove which is very.

nice and also these lights they have. these Bank lights here because uh we're. also being filmed it looks a little like. when there's a crime scene and they're. investigating it at night you know the. way they put those big lights up I know. so that the the guys can sort of do the. forensics during the night time do you. have a little stroll there yeah I went. home and took a nap and dreamt I was. happy oh and had that go not well.