Conan Refuses To Change The Name Of The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. a friend I am the aforementioned Conan. Conan O'Brien Aries okay Brooklyn. Massachusetts quite a life quite a life. I've had I guess it's drawing to a close. now and uh I'm being joined by son of. sessi Sona how are you can I ask a. question for this has been a while can. we change the name of the podcast to. Conan O'Brien Sona messian and mat Gorly. need a friend you know what I think. that's a really good idea and Matt Gores. is here as well Gemini yeah Gemini Libra.
uh I enjoy pasta and long walks on the. beach with. pasta uh your question Sona no the. answer is no oh and it's not even up to. me at this point uh I think the great. Adam Sachs who's in the room at all. times are Overlord our. overseer uh he would say a terrible idea. to change the branding at this point it. would diffuse and he's nodding. vigorously it's also false cuz we don't. need friends cuz we have each other. that's true I'm just saying maybe Conan.
O'Brien needs a friend with Matt gorley. and sonum obsess yeah no it just it. dilutes the brand and uh it's bad for. Merch and listen it bad for Merch what. if we would just lose your name and it's. just the two of us yeah okay good luck. with that and. then I would say Enjoy the poor house. but this isn't dzie and London I wish. there were poor houses still yeah they. used to throw you into the POR house and. then it's it's in every Dickens novel.
someone gets thrown into the poor house. and you can't get out of the poor house. unless you give the money back but you. can't make the money back if you're in. the poor house because you've stolen. something is that how no not even. someone would just get into debt and. they would come by and they would say. we're taking you to the poor house and. they would throw you in and then you. couldn't get out for the longest time. I've heard that term I never thought. about what it was yes it goes back to. it's it's it's all over Dickens there's. so many things in Dickens I wish would. come back poor house pickpockets where. are all the pickpockets by way street. urants street urants yeah um so much.
good stuff old hags old hags wearing. tattered wedding dresses yeah. um you know that kind of thing just. bowls of porridge and GRL yeah may I. have some please sir may I have some. more more porridge more gr no I don't. think he even says he just may have some. more. sorry sorry sir are you guys doing the. same person you're both doing Oliver my. guy's Australian oh okay yeah I'm doing. Hugh Jackman as. Wolverine that's yeah claw you with me.
qu it's all up what I'm doing. right now it doesn't make any sense. hello Deadpool and I'm doing shorts day. guy get to the chopper get to the. chopper I'll be right back Uzi 9. mm okay I'll be back like a Dickens. Wolverine crossover yeah okay man that. Deadpool movie I really did enjoy it I'm. going to just say that we're not getting. paid to say that saw that with my son. Becket we had a blast it was really fun. I know I've mentioned this before but I. always always think about it when I was.
in a gym and I was really proud of. myself I've told you this right and I. was working out in a hotel gym in. Atlanta and and I was really like hey I. think I'm working out really hard I'm. this is and then I on my peripheral. vision I saw someone without a shirt. doing an insane workout where they were. pulling up their whole body effortlessly. and I looked over Hugh Jackman and he. looks at me and like winked and was like. you know hey mate whatever and I just. thought Jesus my penis went up inside my.
body it crawled up into my. lung never come out I keep trying to. lure it out with a little bit of cheese. yeah um your penis eats cheese yeah my. pis my penises some penises are lactose. intolerant mine's a real cheese eater a. real cheese every time when I was dating. I'd drop my pants would say oh a cheese. eater e that's very dick yeah ah cheese. eater and my penis will be holding a. piece of GDA with its tiny little.
hand well I've never more emphatically. put up a wrap sign so let's go ahead to. review a dzian woman would see me drop. my pants and go cheese eater. a likes its G A you got a real milk. sipper. right you got a cream. [Laughter]. gz. well I'm so glad this is why PBS won't.
underwrite our podcast I always wanted. to say supported by foundation for the. Arts but no they listen to my you know. eating cheese. bits and then we don't get the funding. that I think we deserve yeah Public. Funding yes from the Angela Lansbury. Foundation yeah the country should pay. for this I think oh they're paying for. it listen yeah they are paying in their. own way people are paying all over I man. I really want to keep applying for.
Grants let's start applying for Grants. so that so that the money would come. would be taken away from programs in. school in and programs like Nova and I. would get it and then people would be. outraged and they would listen to the. podcast like why is he well let's check. it out maybe it's educational you got a. real G eatting karoo brought to you by a. generous Grand from the WM. Foundation oh 50 Senate hearings sir are. you aware brought to you by the mill.
Bill and Melinda. Gates they're not together anymore uh. there's no transition here it just the. Gates Foundation is it yeah good. culdesac therea good Instinct just as I. get into the intro really good well time. to get into the intro but are Bill and. Melinda still together it's still the is. it would it still be a joint I'm holding. out hope they might get back together a.
