Conan Receives A Handmade Leather Harness | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

do you ever get a request that betrays. an insane kink like a kink that i know. you're you're non-judgmental which you. should be but does anyone ever say i. want something and you just no i can't. accommodate this or i've never heard of. this before there's never been one that. i won't do there have been so many that. i haven't heard of um one guy who has. bought several times from me him and his. wife are belly button fetishists and. first of all i'm so glad they found each. other right like. yes i was thinking that same thing they.

both are did they know that before they. got married you know what as they as. people it's for every mickey there's a. mini you know uh for every audi there's. an innie it says yes. yes that's the quip of the week that's a. good one uh. i've made both of them harnesses. harnesses that have like big o rings. that like cinch their waist and like. push into their belly buttons. um and i had to actually reach out to a. welder i know to have some custom metal.

pieces made because for one of them they. wanted like a piece of pipe that was. going to sort of push into their belly. button and it was funny because at one. point the welder was like do i need to. like smooth out the inside of the pipe. like are they going to be the. pipe so then i had to email the customer. and be like is the pipe they're pushing. into the belly button are we going to be. putting any sensitive body parts into. the pipe and he was like no of course. not and i was like i don't know i love. you know what i i love that i love that. you're just talking to a friend of yours. who's a welder he's like yeah.

emma what are you what can i help you. with uh so hey uh are they gonna be. the pipe. [Laughter]. [Applause]. yeah okay better galvanize it all right. so they're gonna be the pipes so. i won't go i'm not gonna go copper if. they're gonna be the pipe uh all. right let me ask one more question hey. uh another quick question i got for you. gonna be sticking this in the ass at all. oh they are okay so all right bruce. bruce we're doing a pipe bruce. bruce bruce bruce we need another.

pipe. well just i know i know that's six this. week but just add a seventh we got it we. can get it done. uh man i love i love the mundane. technical questions uh wow this is. fascinating this is just fascinating and. um so emma i'm told that uh you have. gotten involved more recently uh in the. um. the furry sensation is that right that. were people wearing furry costumes that. do you attend conventions where people.

dress up in furry costumes yeah i. attended my first one a couple months. ago it's called midwest furfest um and. for a lot of the furries which you know. are people who who have their fursuits. and their fursonas and it's this other. character that they become and they're. you know giant mascot costumes that hide. that hide every inch of them uh and. and there's a big community for it and. and there is some of some of them there. is a sexual element to it for a lot of. them it's not sexual at all it's just uh.

it's just playing but i did i did uh. i've ended there and uh. yeah we're showing you right now some. photos of a horse an opossum that are. wearing uh leather harnesses. and these photos will be available on. team coco podcasts on instagram just if. you want to check those out because. you're going to want to see these okay. so. i see so you don't make the leather you. don't make the fur costumes you make. leather harnesses for people dressed up. in fur costumes.

i mean mostly for people i'd say a lot. of the people at furfest who bought from. me it was like 60 of them bought. harnesses to wear outside of their. fursuits because there's a big you know. there's a big overlap between people who. are furries and people who are kinksters. and sometimes sometimes they are not. kinky as their fursona it's just a. separate thing so a lot of people bought. harnesses just to wear over their normal. mortal bodies but then some people. bought harnesses to wear uh to wear when. they're in their fursona oh i see what. you kept saying first sona i was. thinking of sona you mean instead of.

persona it's fur sona it's yeah yeah i. thought people dressed up as a like a. furry version of sona. there was a lot of that there yeah. i bet you there is gonna you know sona. has quite a following and i bet you. someone's gonna someone's gonna go as a. fur sona uh and uh that's that's gonna. become a sensation and be a huge honor. yeah so this is uh and you say some of. it is sexual but you never know so you. could be talking to someone in a furry. costume and not know if this is a kink.

or if this is just them playing around. and having fun but there's nothing. sexual attached right yeah okay before. we wrap up i think there's a really. important question that emma has that i. want to get to to make sure we hear this. question do you know what i'm talking. about yeah yeah well i was thinking uh i. i name all of my harnesses and sometimes. i just sort of pull names out of thin. air because i'm uh running out of ideas. but frequently i named them after people. uh you know different characters or uh. sometimes the first person who modeled. that harness but i was i want to name a.

harness uh the catechi harness. the cat. that's good yeah and i was wondering. after kind of what kind of harness uh. yeah would the catechi harness is that a. name befitting of like a strap-on. harness or like a bustier type of. harness. uh well that was a story of goodness. with that people sorry that's my. alarm going off but that can wait. [Laughter]. uh no it can't actually you might want. to get on that.

anything you want to tell us or. everything's good. everything's great okay all right my. birth is under control uh. okay. okay uh. wow all right well the catechism. harness. okay the catechi refers to uh uh james. lipton of course the esteemed uh uh. uh dean of the actor's studio uh was uh. i told a story once on the show that has. just reverberated and it was about uh.

his wife katakai and he says the line in. the story catechi as god made her so um. i have a lot of respect uh for the late. james lipton and of course uh and by. extension uh for his lovely wife catechi. so i think there should be respect here. i think it should be made of the finest. materials i know that uh i know that uh. dean lipton was very open-minded uh and. had lived a rich and full life so. um he would be thrilled i'm sure he'd be.

thrilled there was. a strap-on or a harness made uh in in in. his honor the catechi so um i i just. think it my only insistence is that be. made of the finest materials the very. same thing sort of a higher ticket item. i think it has to be the highest ticket. all right i think the catechi has to be. you're not using brass you're using gold. the leather. uh has to be uh found human leather. human leather.

i don't think our skin is actually thick. enough to make a functional bondage. fairness not that i've put a lot of. thought into it mine is after being on. this bucket. [Music]. i've toughened him up real nice. he's ready to be turned into a skin suit. yes the catechi is made of gourley. leather. gold fittings. um. get your get. make sure it has a good cage on it. and make sure you get that that welder. on the phone to get the very finest.

materials get lou on the line and make. sure that this is pipe. jesus this is terrible what what an. awful conversation and yet at the same. time also quite beautiful one last thing. before we go uh last night i uh you know. i don't know what happened last night. well i made something for you conan oh. look at that. is that like a butt harness no it's it's. a bulldog harness but i you know i would. make you a butt harness if you ask. nicely what's a bulldog harness it's. green it's st patrick's day green i.

figured you'd look like a submissive. little leprechaun in it um which is all. anyone's ever wanted. so it goes oh my god it goes over your. chest like this oh that's gorgeous yeah. i love that. because i love you just connect a leash. to or something you can yeah. oh you know what it is. this is my fetish uh i would wear that. okay and i'd be uh. restrained and i'd be saying to my. mistress i want me pot of gold and she'd.

be saying you can't have your pot of. gold and i'd say i want a pot of gold. it should say no pot of gold for you and. i will say a hearty pot of gold you get. the pot of gold when i say you get the. pot of gold and no sooner and oh exactly. i love i love the submissive leprechaun. that's gonna be. my new character um. the submissiveness. sure it will i'll probably. i'll wear it every day under my shirt. and uh my fans will know i'm wearing it.

uh i'm a delight talking to you and um. you're clearly uh very gifted and uh. you're out there. letting people be themselves and letting. people. um let their. inner selves out and flourish it's very. nice you're doing uh you're doing good. work so. onward and upward for you emma thanks. dad. sorry i just made it weird. it was it wasn't weird before finally. weird yeah well.

so. i should have said i think it's good. all right i'm going to uh i'm going to a. catholic mass right now. right don't forget your little harness. don't worry i've got the harness nothing. weird happens at catholic masses. okay emma that's it i'm done with you um. i love them emma you're the best. seriously thank you very much man all. right see y'all.