Conan Reacts To Winning Hot Ones “Dab Of The Decade” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hello and welcome to Conor O'Brien Needs. a Friend. Sitting here with Sonoma. Obsessian, of course, Matt Gorley, and. uh what's going on Sona? You have some. announcements. I want to just. congratulate you because you got uh. something called dab of the decade. Dab. of the decade. Yeah, you have been voted. by the people as the top guest on Hot. Ones. Wow. In their entirety of the. whole run. Wait, now wait a minute. Explain this to me. There's they had. like uh a series of people were up for. like a bracket. There was a there was a.

bracket. Oh my god, look at this. picture. Oh my god, look at that. I. mean, look at that. You were up against. Ariana Grande in the last round and. there's a picture of the two of you and. her picture, she's stunning. She looks. gorgeous and stunning and she's. beautiful and you like right underneath. her, you're this crazy person and. there's milk just coming out of your. mouth. A true monster. Absolute monster. A true monster. Yeah. Yeah. It No feratu. beat out Snow White post breastfeed. No.

FATU. Yeah, that's insane. So, how many people who. knows about this contest really knows. about it? How many people were in the. brackets? I just sent Sona the the. bracket. Oh my god. Okay. Was it every. past guest of Hot Ones? It started with. eight people. Okay. Uh, first you're up. against Jennifer Lawrence, so you know, and who I love and who's hilarious. The. other people are Paul Rudd, uh, Shaq, Idris Elba, Gordon Ramsay, Jennifer.

Lawrence, Lord, and Ariana Grande. Wow, that's actually a decent lineup. And. these are all really memorable Hot Ones. episodes. Wow. So, I won dab of the. decade. And they really chose such. flattering pictures of everyone. It's okay. You know me, right, Sona? You. know me. And what what's the picture. that I would want out there? You would. want this picture. Yes. And I was just. thinking like if my time whenever my. time comes and I pass on to the next.

realm, if the New York Times runs an. obit, I want that photo. I want that. photo. Your funeral when they have. pictures on the Yes. Yes. There's a. picture on the easel next to the casket. or the laser etched headstone. Yes. I. want it to be that. And most people will. think, "Oh, I don't know who he is, but. he apparently choked to death." You. should have your headstone laser edge. with that, but there's a little opening. that just shoots milk out of your mouth. Milk mixed with hot sauce. Yeah. So,

people walking by the grave and there's. a motion sensor. There's a motion sensor. that senses someone's passing and it. shoots a mixture of 2% milk and hot. sauce at you and you're like, "Jesus, I'm trying to go visit my. grandmother and I I accidentally passed. by." Who's Conan O'Brien? Oh my god. There's a lot of things they can etch on. your tombstone. Uh, that's the one right. now. Well, there could also be a little. masturbating bear. Like, your your. tombstone could be a freak show. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's just all the stuff in.

your mind. technology will exist where. it can be a hologram and different. images can be coming up. So it can be me. and the oldtimey baseball, you know, whatever different things that have gone. viral over the years, moments from this. podcast and people will just pass this. headstone and they'll have forgotten me. I'll be long forgotten, but they'll see. these moments and they'll think this was. a what was wrong with this man? This. clown who was I don't know. or what what kind of brain disease did. he have? He clearly had like some sort.

of worm eating away his brain. He died a. horrible death. Milk shooting out of his. mouth. A bear jerking off on. him. God, what a horrible way to go. This poor fellow.