Conan Promises To Replace Sona’s Favorite Jacket | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
Hey there. Welcome to Conan O'Brien. Needs a Friend. I don't know why I'm. talking like the old movie phone guy. Uh. I'm Conan O'Brien joined by Sona. Obsessian Matt Gorley. And uh I was I. was disheartened to learn Sona uh last. week at uh your the jacket that for. years I've made fun of because you wore. it all the time. Just constantly. Constantly. I mean, you wore it at your. wedding. It was ridiculous. Uh that. much. You wore it all the time, every.
day. Do you agree that you wore it a. lot? I I wore it so much the lining was. ripping and so it was a little bit of a. thing where I would make fun of the. jacket and was kind of like a fun he he. hha. And then I found out on last week's. episode just joking around. Yeah. That. your uh jacket was lost in your when. your house caught fire, right? Which I. didn't know. And I was I was expressed. real surprise cuz I couldn't imagine. that jacket not being with you. But you. said it was in the house and so it's. gone. It's gone. It's it it was in the.
house. It I did wear it a lot. It was my. I felt like But the FS wears his jacket. all the time. Like there's cool people. who wear the same jacket. That's a. television character. They're legally. required to wear Indiana Jones. Yeah. They have to wear the same thing. Yeah. But like isn't it cool? Um it was not I. think so. No, it wasn't good every day. And I offered to buy you other jackets. Remember? Yeah, I know. But I didn't I. don't need other jackets. I had a jacket. I liked. Well, now you need a jacket. Well, so I looked and they still sell my.
jacket. They do. They do. They still It. It was like I think I bought it like. maybe 10 years ago, but it's like kind. of a staple for the brand. I think it's. more than 10 years ago because No, because you started working with me like. 15 16 years ago. I I bought you the. jacket. Yeah. And it was a splurge for. me. So I thought to myself, okay, if I. if I wear it enough, it'll justify how. much I spent on it. And so that's why. like that's part of the reason why I you. wore it so much. Okay. Anyway, they.
still have it. They still have the. jacket. They do. Would you want to. replace it? I I will pay for this jacket. if it doesn't go above a certain amount. If I do buy another one, are you going. to make fun of me? Yes. So, you're. paying for the right because you've now. lost the right to make fun of her. I. can't I had we had a fun thing going. where I could come up with all these. different riffs about the jacket. Um and. the jacket tragically lost. The riff was. lost. The the joke was lost. I.
understand this. That's what I think of. Can I represent your Yeah, please. Will. you give her the cash value? Uh no, I. want the No, absolutely not. No, she's. got coldarted. Well, I'm sorry. I'm a. businessman. Is that as far as you have? That's that's all you. had. I'm not a lawyer. He's a lawyer who. just Oh, I understand. And then. immediately he closed his he closed his. briefcase. He folded up the table he was sitting at. and he jumped out the window.
My work here is done. Well, my work here. is done. Out the window. Matinea at the. Beiju. I've got a catch. Yeah. I really. thought you were going to go in on him. Okay. No. I will not do the cash value. I want you to have the same jacket. because I want you to have that jacket. back. Let me see it. Bring up that. picture cuz I don't remember this. jacket. You don't remember. It's the. only thing she wore. It looks so much. better. That's like me saying I don't. remember your puzzled expression. Look. how cool I That was a cool jacket. Oh.
yeah. Yeah. It's like a proper It's like. a biker jacket. It It's the It's this. This is the part that I thought was very. General Zas Planet of the Apes, you. know? Oh, yeah. That detail. Oh, right. That's like um I don't know if I need. that anymore. No, you got to have. There's like a quilted leather cross. hatch. Yeah. Yeah. That was the part. that really bothered me. Yeah. But I. want you to get that exact same jacket. They still sell it. They do. You know. what this is? It's the Terminator jacket.
basically. Is it? It's kind of I didn't. I don't You're the Terminator. Yeah. No, the Terminator wears like a normal. motorcycle jacket, doesn't it? That's. kind of what that is. There's other. jackets that don't have that detail on. it. All right, let's get into more. profitable territory cuz you guys are. going into the weeds here and it's my. job as your final offer. What uh how much is this? I'm scared to. say it because it's it is I do want to. say it. I did splurge on this. Let me.
say let me say it. It's 550. I spent. that on lunch. Okay. I order $550 worth. of fresh Alaskan crab every day. and I eat it off the small of my. headwriter's back. Oh, why? Yeah. Mike Sweeney has to Mike. Sweeney has to get on all fours. I ladle. out this crab that's been shipped in. in a private plane and I ladle it onto. his small back and then I eat it with a.
tiny little silver spoon. So anyway, yes, I will buy you I will. buy you that jacket. I will buy you that jacket. No, that. would actually I'm not kidding. It would. mean a lot to me to replace that thing. that's been lost. It would also mean a. lot to me to keep making fun of you. I. know. That's what I I know. I'm buying. you that jacket. It's a done deal. So. you I brokered the deal. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, you were key in this. whole matter. 10%. So seriously, Sona, order the jacket. I don't know. No, no.
This doesn't work if you don't do it. You got to order the jacket because the. jacket was lost to be serious for just a. second. Yeah. The jacket was lost in the. fire. Yeah. Um and uh that's, you know, let's replace it. Okay. And now I'll. represent you. He'll buy it, but you. have to bring it in and we do a segment. about it. I will. I'll bring it in. I. will I will definitely bring it in cuz. I'm going to wear it probably all the. time. So, buy the jacket and don't have. me reimburse you. I have to buy the. jacket. I have your credit card. I know.
you do. What? Yeah, she has my credit. card. Why aren't we living high on the. hog? What is um She's actually done okay. for herself. She There have been many. times where Sona How much How many. drinks do you think you've had on old. Uncle Cozy without Uncle Con even. knowing it all over the years without. even knowing it? Before you even became. a responsible member of society? Uh. quite a bit. Yeah, I love it. Quite a. bit. I love it. But I think it's also. the least you could do for me. Yeah. So, you're welcome. Yeah. It was always.
showed up on my MX statements as least I. could do. Least you could do persona and they. would be like, "Oh my god, you dropped $1,800 at a bar." Um, yeah. So, uh, we're done. It's a done deal. now. Great. You're getting that jacket. I'll I will pay for it. You will wear. it. And that is my way of uh making all. of your loss go away. Jesus Christ. Does.
that cover it? The one leather jacket. Sure. You lost in your house. Yeah. The. one leather. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's too bad he didn't make fun of your. house. That house is no house. I've got this. great Oh, wow. Good call. Yeah.
