Conan Narrates Erotica | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I have to tell you I did a lot of. traveling recently I've been all over. the world on a special project and then. came back and had to do some work on the. East Coast on the way back and then flew. here and I came down with quite a cold. sounds like it and here's the thing that. I like when I get a cold I prefer my. voice yeah oh. I think this is a better voice Eduardo. why don't you weigh in yeah I love it. yeah I think you should always have a. cold okay so you're saying yeah and.

Edward I'll be honest you're saying my. natural speaking voice it's just more. soothing it's easier to like mix yeah. you know when you normally speak kind of. gets up here a little bit Yeah Yeah but. this is you know nice and cool yeah this. is uh this is nice and I I have this. register right here and it just feels. good and so I'm wondering. how can I get keep this going all the. time because I prefer this and so I.

don't know what to do one would be to. constantly reinfect myself yeah I think. that's your best to hire sickly children. to cough into my open mouth yeah but you. also your your immune system will get. better and eventually you'll never get. sick again and then you'll never have. this voice again I think if you scream. Wake Up and Scream every morning I don't. think that's going to do it you know. smoke smoke I think I should start. smoking. maybe that would do it do it what if we. just have you record like a bunch of. random sayings while you're feeling this.

way well I'm feeling this way this is. Conan recovering from a cold and maybe. we should just record some stuff now. that we can use in the future. let's try some how about yo Adrian give. me that. yo Adrian pretty good that's cool how. about this. um but what we want or we want little. phrases that will fit nicely into almost. any interview things like. oh yeah I hear you I've never heard you. say that but you never said that now.

you're taking on a Persona you want to. be but that's not who you are no but you. could still slip that in if we have. someone who's talking on the show. um and on the podcast you could just. slide that in but how's this going to. work if normally you have your regular. voice and then it just goes into this. well people hear it and they'll just. think oh that's the real Conan uh you'll. you think people will think this is the. real you and then you make your voice. that other way. do hope you come back soon.

that's a good one to just slide in there. every now and then and you want me to. slide that somewhere in the middle of. the interview yeah just in the middle of. an interview with Henry Kissinger I. suddenly you sound like Henry Kissinger. I do sound like yes yes. um. yeah I just think it's uh we should try. and get as many of these as possible. um do you feel different hold on a. second honestly what about like kakaroo. how about this. katakai.

as God made her that's pretty good how. about this one a cockaroo. now this is when you could. hey this has been a great episode I've. enjoyed it. if you've enjoyed it half as much well. you probably had an orgasm oh what the. that's okay that was crazy hard. left turn our left turn yeah. tell you something else I'm talking to. her left turn what what took a hard lift. the hard left turn I didn't say that you. did say that guys your first your.

personality is changing with this voice. I think that you're changing as a human. being oh I don't hey hey Sona yeah. you're looking fine today ew what's. wrong with that I don't know that felt. weird I don't like that also your. posture's changed I know you're all like. you're I don't like this guy sucks. you're missing a cigarette yeah no it's. okay no. sucks he'd smoke Virginia I'm wearing. athleisure wear come on no that guy. would not say athleisure wear that guy's.

cool oh yeah. um well I guess the point is maybe this. doesn't work but. I do think we should try and record as. much as possible I should probably try. and get a book on tape deal while I have. this voice you know what I mean but then. what if you get better as you're doing. it no no I'll trust me I know how to. sustain this cold for a little while. longer if I could just get a good book. you know maybe one of those sort of a. real sensual novel I think that would be. fantastic okay.

no one's buying it because I can't even. imagine you doing you saying like a Sex. book without like feeling very. uncomfortable by it when I have this. cold I'm not uncomfortable about. anything this cold has literally changed. my personality give us a little a sample. of the sex book. I didn't think you'd be here she said. I thought you I'd never see you again I.

made it clear. I'm here because I saw in your eyes you. want me to be here. that's so arousing this this dialogue. hold it I'm not done. I am. I'm not done. wait you saw it in my eyes yes I looked. into your eyes and I saw. that you wished me to come by. and I could tell the way your eyes were.

that you wanted me to come by no this. textbook sucks there's not even no one's. addressing yet when is someone gonna. undress that's 40 pages for me oh my God. hold it what is it about my eyes that. makes you think that she asked widening. her eyes. well I have to say. it's just a quality the eyes have oh God. no come on when the light hits them a. certain way plus some people have a lot.

of veins in their eyes oh but you don't. you're relatively vain clear so that's. what made me think. cut to 40 pages later hey. okay if that's what you wish ah zip. swaba Dabba Shabba Dabba. laughs. but it's not what you think it was he. unzipped his pants and just pudding fell. out. yeah he was keeping pudding in his pants. what a waste of a of a good voice I know.

I I can't I can't even do an erotic. thing for eight seconds can you laugh in. this register. oh Jesus yeah yeah. that's right a good one guest. let's choose that how about this good. one guest hey hey guess what would it. what would an interview subject do if. during the interview you said hello. guest or good one guest well we want to. make sure we can use this as much as.

possible yeah I'll do I'll do. oh yeah a guest yeah loving it loving it. keep it going hey that was a great. anecdote guest. uh can't wait to hear more after this. brief commercial. for a kind of software I don't. understand. and we're back Conan O'Brien here with. guest and we are killing it um is it I. think I'm worried about you why I don't.

know I just feel like maybe this time. you've gone too far okay maybe I have. yeah yeah I apologize. it's the cold. I'm sorry. I don't know I just I I like it I don't. know maybe we can do something it is. cool no I I think it's a really cool it. sounds really I do prefer this what a. regular voice try some classic action. hero lines and see if it matches like. yippee Kai hey. that's pretty good.

okay give me a couple I don't remember. um I dare you to knock this battery off. my shoulder. he's referencing a commercial nobody. remembers what is that. battery ad from. 1977. okay this is gone too far yeah. that you owe everybody an apology man. are you oh my God. [Laughter].

soda do you have a do you have like a. sexy voice yourself. it has to be sex it has it has to be. sexy oh I've seen I've been with Sona. I've been with Sona in her single days. when uh she would find someone. attractive and she would do it all with. her face. she do a lot of giggling no but you. would do a lot of pointing you would. Point your face and move it in different. angles and your eyes would get very wide. I know it was really fun to watch let's. have a quick conversation with the three. of us in sexy voice okay all right sexy.

fires. hey everybody how's it going hey man. it's going pretty good hi I'm sorry. about your throat cancer hey man it's. all right I'm sorry about your tongue. octomy well they reattached the tongue. using a rubber one so I'm fine yeah. sexy so fast yeah you guys want to have. sex or something no I do not no me. either it's not how sexy people ask me. if they want to have sex oh really will. you ask us how to have sex with us.

what the. Jesus. now I'm going back to my regular voice. Jesus. oh my. oh my stars and garters fresh. Jesus Christ. the hell Sona oh mother of two. what the hell is wrong with you how do. you think she became I'll do it sexy you. guys were really bad at it you guys were.

so bad what you guys were I don't think. so not the not the sound quality but the. you guys were seeing well what I'd. like to know is if there's a way Eduardo. the real takeaway from this is that. people do prefer this voice yeah and um. so we've got to figure out a way for my. lungs to fail more often yeah yeah so. work on that maybe there's something in. the technology we could do yeah I think. I can copy and paste for later oh good. no all right. um that's.

sad that that made sense to me.