Conan Meets A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Superfan | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

Joris. You have taught us much. I mean, when you think about it, we now know a lot more about the Black Death. and we know pretty much Do we? all there is to know about the Netherlands. And Belgium, yeah. Yeah and Belgium as well. But I do have to ask you, you're wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles t-shirt. That leads me to believe you're a fan? Yes, quite a big fan. I also have some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle tattoos. Oh, I can't really see those. Show them. Show them close up. Oh my God shredder. OH! Great.

Wait, that's insane. Yeah. That is quite detailed. Stunning. Look at that. Oh my God. Yeah. Tell us about shre-. Oh my God. Okay, which one is that? Which one? Whoa, I can tell you. Is that Leonardo? I can tell you. That's Michelangelo. Thanks. Yeah thanks, Matt. That's absolutely right. So Matt, do you really know, you know a lot about this? I was into them when they first came out. and there were these underground, black and white, violent comic books when I was in junior high. but I don't know the modern version of them. Oh yeah, I'm that way about The Muppets. I like the old underground black and white Muppets. They were bloody. I'm telling you. Joris, really? You can back me up?

I like The Muppets. The old Muppets I'm talking about. It was really subversive and they were all doing drugs. and our crumb created them. Yeah, it was really only cool people. knew about The Muppets then. Yeah, there was borderline Yeah. skin flicks too where there was. a lot of Muppet nude Yep, it's a very. hipster thing. Yeah. Very hipster thing to say, of course, that you knew them before they were cool. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly, my point. Don't, don't. Yeah. Conventionally attractive and cool guy. Yeah. No, no. I think. the attack now is on Gourley. Oh yeah. For trying to- I appreciate.

that deflection though. Trying to pretend. that he only knows that the old cool. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and didn't go with the crowd, the mob, if you will. It's true. I still have those comics signed by the artists, Eastman and Laird. Oh wow. Yeah. It's incredible. Well, you just talked yourself. out of that hole. I now totally respect you and think you're the grooviest. (co-hosts laughing). Who are we of the Ninja Turtles, Joris? Yeah. That's a good question. I mean, the obvious one. is Donatello, right. That would be you, Matt.

What- Because you do the machines. Oh. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the one- You're the engineer. In an action movie, he's the guy in a van, with the headset, who's um... And the glasses. Really yeah, burning no calories at all. and clicking and figuring out and then I would be... Who's the really cool, conventionally attractive, Jazz, cigarette smoking Ninja Turtle? I guess the coolest one, and also the brawler. of the four, Yeah, that's right. it's Raphael. Oh no. Yeah, that's me.

Raphael. That's not you. That's Sona. Yeah. That's Sona. And that would be Sona? Yeah, that would- Yeah, definitely. That's not you. Well, looks like That's Sona. it's gone to Sona. All right so, Raphael is the coolest one. who's left? Is there a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. that can't go out in the sun? I'm trying to, I want my own turtle. So I have two answers, right. One is the one you want. because Leonardo is the leader of the pack. Yeah. Oh. Undoubtedly. Yeah. But Michelangelo is the orange one. Oh. Oh.

Who likes pizza? Isn't that Michelangelo? I just wanna state for the record that I was into. the Ninja Turtles before their bandanas changed colors. I just (indistinct). Okay, we get it. I just want that. on the record. Yeah, very cool. It was cool. Like the black and white. ones you signed. A lot of sex. Wow. Incredible. I was really- You're Leonardo, that's cool. Yeah. I'm Leonardo. I think let's just leave it at that, not the orange one. Let's leave it at that. I don't wanna be the orange one. because that's demeaning. So you're Michelangelo 'cause you have the tattoo.

Yeah. Well, yeah. I have 'em on my body. so I want to take Michelangelo, if that's fine for you guys. It's fine, it's fine. What do you mean? It's fine. I have a little screen here. that shows me when we've lost the listener. Oh God. We hit this Teenage Mutant thing and just. Does it model the population from the Black Death? Yeah, it looks exactly like that. It looks exactly like that. It gets right up to the middle which is. we were killing it with our, Jean-Claude Van Damme Belgium and then you hit.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and we lost 80%. Were we killing it though? Yeah. All right, everybody. Chicken butt holes to bubos, let's go. But save those bubos. Save those bubos, that's good eating. Bubo was the name of the owl in the "Clash of the Titans". Yes. Is there a punishment room we can build. in this podcast studio? Isn't there a place where we could, where every now and then Gourley has to go in. and we shut it and you just have to be in there. for like I bet like a naughty boy for 10 minutes. Isolation booth.

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