Conan Made Sona Miss Her Haircut | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Sona yeah I believe you have the. mic okay I already talked to you about. this because I made you pay me back in. some way but I made a hair appointment. four months ago that was just barely. going to be getting me in time today for. our recording session and then I find. out you want to record earlier so I have. to cancel my appointment and then I pay. the full price for the appointment and. then say how much that is I'm not going. to do that I will. $300 don't do I don't want people.

thinking I'm bougie it was at Super Cuts. it was. $45 Super Cuts yeah I don't know if. Super Cuts is still around but so it. wasn't Super Cuts hold on a second I'm. want to try and um I'm going to dish out. some reality here but come on you keep. going well what I'm saying so I got I. got not upset but I was frustrated so. then we went and ate just now and I I'm. not even that hungry but I ordered a. sandwich and I ordered almost every. pastry they have cuz I knew Conan paying.

yeah you load it up I think a banana. yeah and you ordered a Porsche Boxer. while you're at the counter it's so much. more than delivered in an hour yeah okay. here's the chain uh I was up really. early this morning dealing with some uh. stuff uh and very early and then I. realized we're not starting till 1 in. the afternoon I can go earlier and I. this is how I thought I thought I can go. earlier if it's okay with the gang and. if it works for them meaning sometimes. because you guys have little kids I.

think maybe you're going to you know if. you can get in and out faster it's. better for you so here's what I write. this is my text to Adam sax by the way. I'm happy to go earlier today at noon if. that helps anyone period or not comma. whatever oh that does change things a. bit does then I hear from Adam is that. your preference I'll send an email if so. why did you make why did you make Adam's. voice like that because he's just like. you can tell he's craving it's not a. direct imitation but it does capture now.

listen to this and then I said feels. like it might be good to get going but. I'm only putting this out there if it. works well for Matt and Sona okay that's. and look at this one is also fine that. is my text and then um then it says. everyone is good to go at noon now this. is a phenomenon that I'm familiar with. where I say you know it might be nice if. if if if people want some tea I could. have tea brought in is that what you.

want Conan this bring me the head of. what is it Thomas aquinus that whole. thing you know like oh no someone RI me. of this medon priest and then they go. and kill him you know what I mean. exactly so I think that exchange shows. who huh no don't know Sona please we all. know you were reading Thomas aquinus on. the way. in uh but my point is I don't think I. can even there's this game of telephone. that happens and I have a really good uh. example of it which is um when I first.

got the late night job you know me I am. a uh pathologically chatty person who. likes to get to know people say hi uh. and I noticed that none of the interns. would look at me and I thought oh they. must really hate my comedy they must. really despise me and then I found out. after like two years that it was a hold. over from the previous late night regime. you're not supposed to look at the host. and it was this game of telephone like. don't you look at Conan I think that.

based on my texts these charges are. outrageous go ahead I have a rebuttal. the distinguished gentle woman from. Altadena yes Matt could make it and what. I was thinking I was like I know that if. I tell everyone we have to start at 1. because I have a hair appointment I will. not hear the end of it from you no no. you misunderstand no no con no first of. all first of all con today Sesame Street.

You by number two con you would no no no. first of all I have an interest in you. getting your hair worked on Wow worked. on well I'm just saying it is it's a. mess sometimes I didn't have any product. in today because I thought I was getting. my hair done well I'm saying sometimes. you come in and I feel like if I shook. you office supplies would fall out and. oh no but I mean she not helping your. case well what I'm saying I need more. pastries listen I shake your hair have.

been you I'm sorry I'm on your. side I'm on your side if she sneezes. three crawlers are going to fall out. Sona. Sona I I would have said fine please get. the hair taken care of get that. taken care of that's what I would have. said you know what I mean no you. wouldn't have yes you would have been. like oh she needs to get her hair done. okay okay would made me hear for like. two months here's the analogy Sona what. if you heard what if you heard like Sona.

said you know what it would be good for. me if I could go at noon and I said I. can do that I'll just cancel my. appointment with my psycho. pharmacologist and I that's okay because. he was going to up my Prozac you'd say. no go get the proac yeah well I'm saying. you got to get that hair taken care. of could it be that all this rivalry and. all our contention on this podcast is. actually the the fult of these middlemen.

that are handling these communications. no oh definitely it's his fault no no no. it's cuz I knew the bits were going to. come and this is not your fault I'm not. victim blaming here but why didn't you. just say I can't do it yeah because I. don't want him to make fun of me m. listen look at your smile you I'm. smiling cuz you think this stopped me. making fun of you I I just switched to. the other position we started a segment. to grill him and now it's turned to. where he's making fun I I all I did was.

switch to the I wish you had gone to the. hair appointment cuz you've got to get. that hair straightened out and fixed. that's all I you know what I mean come. on so you can't for you to say I did all. this I gave up this and and what do mean. you made this appointment months ago are. you meeting with the dolly llama who's. cutting your hair ongoing saga she's. been trying to get in with this this. person forever I know so I I I got in. with another person who I actually. really liked I got my hair cut from her.

by her and then she made an appointment. for me 4 months from that date mon only. get it four months later because she was. doing it otherwise I would have to wait. a while and you already changed it once. for this day right can I no I didn't I. just talked to her about can suggest. guys can I make a suggestion Sona as you. know I went to Armenia with you it's. kind of a famous episode and I am this. going listen I am I am a bit of an icon. in the Armenian Community I'm bragging.

I'm just saying I am an icon and that's. not bragging wait a minute I'm looking. that up what I just said oh yes that's a. total insane delusional kind of true. because I have some street cred with the. Armenian Community okay so I say we call. this woman we talk to her on mic and I. say we need to make an appointment what. why do you think she's. [Laughter]. Armenian oh my God. you think I just go to all Armenian.

people for things son I mean I do is she. Armenian. yes she's not she's not I said that as a. joke she's not she's not she's not. Armenian again and this has nothing to. do I'm sweating can we do a two-parter. and we'll call her on the next segment. yeah okay which Community is she from. cuz maybe I have Street Credit in that. community no you defin she's half black. you're definitely not you're are you kid. you think so I am loved in the black.

community I don't know I just said that. it's not true but um I go around saying. that at the top of my lungs all the time. yeah when I walk when I walk down the. street sometimes I just shout I am loved. in the black. community it's a form of Tourette's I. have which is exactly why you're. probably not we should get EB on Mike. and find out if I'm loved in the black. community we really should I she won't. do it it will have to black out her. camera but she'll do it maybe say black. out her camera.

racist but listen it's not your fault. it's the way you were brought up um well. you thought that she was Armenian just. cuz I'm Armenian and you think I go to. all Armenian things do you go to mostly. Armenian people for your to deal with. things in your life that's do you or do. you not where do you get your Chinese. food from Arman dalab. basian makes the best won in town he. does make good W I think we need to get. this person on the phone we'll do. another segment do have to cover the.

greater issue of of the fact that the. schedule changes so much around here. that you don't even see how much we're. juggling things to try to make this okay. well see this is the problem I am never. going to change anything again do you. guys prefer and I'm this is you know. this is me this is good we're talking. about this we're talking about this. stuff directly if we're scheduled to go. at 1 would you prefer noon if noon's. possible or would you rather it just I I. figured you would I like 11 even cuz. then there's less traffic going home. what about you son um look I'm be. completely honest this is the one day I.

actually had something that conflicted. oh my God that's right I forgot you you. have nothing to. do you haven't even you can't even get. your hands on your children cuz you have. 30 family members when was the last time. you physically saw your children was it. April I think April was the last time. you saw no what I'm saying is I am very. flexible what do you prefer um we've. talked about this I know I actually. prefer earlier too I think we Chang we. did it earlier and then we changed it. later so there was time to eat but you.

also you don't eat I don't eat a lot no. I'm trying to stay uh you know lean for. the camera but then you're going into a. 1:00 session with no lunch and you got. no steam if we went at 11 you're still. riding high on breakfast buddy but but. listen to me with no food what I mean at. one and look how good that is I mean you. afraid it's going to be too good I'm. afraid there's a level of good that. people can handle and do you know what I. mean no yeah yeah yeah yeah oh what did. you write just wrote rap cuz I just said.

um you talking about how good you are. rap me with low blood sugar Dark Side of. the Moon you know and then you want to. make that album 10 times better I don't. think people can handle it man I don't. think people can handle it it be too all. right uh I think we learned nothing in. this segment other than there is a major. Communications problem because I did. read you the actual texts I was trying. to be considerate and then it turns into. the monster demands we all scramble in. there at noon which was not the which. was not the message really nice and also.

our schedule is not super I'm really. what uh I'm not going to say it again. I'll edit it out don't worry okay good. thank you um but what what I'm going to. say is you it is a very flexible. schedule there's very little. justification I have to not be available. yeah and you got to let's get the hair. oh come on I am actually being nice I. know I'm and I'm being nice too as a. friend I mean you can't walk around that. thing's going in a million different. directions at once you want to say. anything about the fact that I was so. scared about the bits that would come.

knowing that I they came anyway I know. man I'm not safe now you're you're. you're you've been hit with bits you've. been bit hit and you're out. $300 all right be Contin yeah gorley. will make up the 300 it's that's on him. all right peace out.