Conan Learns About The Art Of Body Modification (Part 2) | Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan

We are back for Conan O'Brien Needs a. Fan for a part two with the guest which. I think is like the first time we've. ever done this. >> was the first time because we started. talking what Grace does fascinates me. Grace is a body modification model and. tattoo artist. She's talking to us about. body modification. We in the previous episode which you've. got to listen to before you listen to. this one. You talked about many things. You talked about having your eyes. tattooed purple. You removed your belly. button. You have a split tongue. You.

have various face cuttings which we. haven't even discussed. And then of. course we got into. what you might suggest for me which. involved splitting my penis in half. Your scrotum. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, I guess your penis is yeah. >> the shaft. >> The the shaft. Let's just call it the. shaft. The shaft would be cut in half. and then the scrotae would be separated. Um. >> I guess if you're making two they would. become scrotae. Wow. >> Yeah, I just love saying scrotae.

>> Yeah, let's make sure we get that. grammar right. >> And then. >> [laughter]. >> You can't split an infinitive. or a scrotae. So anyway. >> And then we ended on a bit of a. cliffhanger where Sona do you want to. restate your question for Grace? >> I was I thought when Grace was. describing this the penis split that. when it gets erect it just naturally. like comes back together. >> a transformer. >> [laughter]. >> It just suddenly becomes. >> Cuz if you you want you need you want.

the girth in there. >> Or you want the girth? >> Well well yeah. I don't want you don't. want the half. You want the girth. You. want the whole thing. So I was like do. you tie it together with something? >> does someone a guy perform the act of. intercourse if you will? How does he perform that act if. his Don Johnson is split in half and. one's going slightly to to right and. it's they're at a 45 degree angle to. each other or is that a new kink? Is. that a new way to please women? Maybe it.

is. >> I I think that depending on the anatomy. it's probably going to have some. difficulties in having conventional sex, but I also think that men who are. interested in cutting their dicks in. half. aren't interested in conventional sex. And probably not. probably not even interested in sex. Um. so yeah. >> interesting. >> I think that. the desire to have a you know, if you're. your desire to split your penis is so.

great that you actually do it, it's. going to be greater than having. you know, >> Right. >> Yeah, it's going to be going into the. unknown of like I have no idea what my. sensitivity is going to be like after. this. I don't know if I'm going to be. able to have sex the way I used to have. sex well, you know, in that in that sense of like. general intercourse like but yeah, it. it's. I also just to say like in my experience. most of the people that have a lot of. extreme genital modifications,

especially men, are usually people who. don't have any other visible tattoos or. modifications and usually are in like. pretty corporate high-powered jobs. >> Interesting. Wow. Where's Adam? >> [laughter]. >> Adam Sachs couldn't be here today. He. says he's actually he's in Europe right. now. This is true. He's in Europe. He said. he's in Europe with his family, but I. saw his wife yesterday at the Erewhon.

with his kids. So I don't know what's going on, but he. might be. next time we see him. This is really. fascinating. >> Yeah, so so I feel like Grace is saying. I wouldn't meet one of these guys just. like at a bar I'm at. >> No, it's. >> And he would not be interested in me. probably. >> Well, first of all. >> I don't think split split dick guys want. this. I'm like kind of like. >> Split dick's a great name for a band. >> Yeah, it is. >> Isn't it? >> Yeah. >> Last gentleman, Split Dick. >> The Split Dick. >> No, and then it's just soft acoustic.

rock. >> Yeah. [laughter]. >> I wonder why. I love you every day. and more with like really beautiful. harmonies. More and more, I see you now, see you now. >> [laughter]. >> We'll be back with more Split Dick. Split Dick will be appearing at the. Newport Folk Festival next week. Don't. miss them. >> [laughter]. >> It's Ron on dulcimer. and Jeremy on the 12-string.

nylon [laughter] guitar. >> And those are just the names for the two. halves. >> Split Dick. >> Split Dick. >> Uh Grace, this is just fascinating. Um as much as I want to stay stay with. the genitals, and I do love to hang with. the genitals, I do know that you've Is. that for me, by the way? >> Oh, um. >> That's from last time. >> Yeah, yeah, I know. I don't know why it. didn't come off. >> [laughter]. >> You know what I mean? Don't be Ronaldo, be Messi. >> Oh my [laughter] god. >> Sorry. Sorry, don't have people hate.

you, have people love you. Oh my god. Uh No, I'm going to stay on. the genitals just because I think this. is what fascinates me. >> I have follow-up questions. >> Okay, go for it. >> Are you planning on anything new, Grace, or is I do you feel like this is you've. arrived at where you'd like to be? >> Uh yeah, I don't think I would. get any more body modifications. I think. I'm kind of done. Uh but the only thing in that realm that. I would do I know I'll do again is the. body suspension. You know when people.

hang from When people hang from hooks? >> Wait, what? >> That are like in their bodies, right? >> skin, right? >> Yeah. >> Wait, excuse me. I. I don't I've not heard of this. People are suspended from hooks that go. into their skin. That's like a medieval. torture. How does that not hurt like. crazy? >> It's actually the most euphoric and. blissful experience that I've ever had. >> You've done it. You've done it. >> I've done it multiple times, yeah. >> So, where do the hooks go?

>> Uh the first time I suspended, I just. had two in my back. It's a kind of like. about the. uh below your traps, above your shoulder. blades. >> Yeah. >> But I didn't like it. I felt very. constricted. >> Uh-huh. >> And then one of the There was this girl. called Alice who used to facilitate all. the suspensions back in the day, and she. was like, "Grace, you need to be upside. down. There's nothing better." So then I. did my first knee suspension. I They put. two hooks either side of your knee.

Um. >> In the skin. In the skin. >> In the skin, yeah. >> I can't believe the skin doesn't give. way. >> I know. It's incredible. >> I think the body is so cool. >> Unbelievable. Yeah, it's unbelievable. how strong your skin is. Like if it's. pierced Obviously, it has to be pierced. under the epidermis and go through all. of the layers. Um and it has to be you. know, throwing hooks, they call it, is. like something you have to have done by. someone who knows what they're doing. Um. and it's not something you can just do. yourself in your back garden, like.

um but it's honestly incredible. I've. seen people of all different shapes and. sizes suspend. >> And what is it Did you say there's this. feeling of euphoria? Do you really feel. like you're floating? Is that it? Do you. feel like you're free of Earth's. gravity? >> Yes, and. it's Yeah, it's like the most. blissful. Obviously, there's an element of pain. when they put the hooks in. That's a bit. of a you know, moment you've got to. brace yourself for. And then when you. first get lifted up, some people go up.

really slow, some people go up really. fast. I like to just get up there and. get it done. Um cuz that is the uncomfortable part. But once you're up there, you just have. to kind of relax. Like getting a deep. tissue massage, you know? Like relax the. body, deep breaths, and then this kind. of wave of calm and euphoria just kind. of like floods over you. And being. upside down and being cuz I like to Some. people just like to be static. I like to be swung around, you know,

people holding my hands and like. swinging me around. So, I'm just like, you know, like a little ribbon on a. maple. Um and yeah, it's just it feels. incredible. >> That's so cool. >> I. >> [clears throat]. >> uh. >> There's like a lot of medical, obviously, right? Like a lot of people. who do this have to have some. expertise. Like are they nurses or. doctors who just just feel figure out. how far the body can go? >> to bring up one word, infection. So, if. you're putting any I would guess you'd. want people who are sterilizing.

everything before. >> You want someone who has like a piercing. background or who has been doing this. for a long time. And you know, all all. hooks and needles needles are single. use. Hooks are sterilized in autoclaves, you know, like tools are for surgery, like you want someone who knows exactly. what they're doing when it comes to the. levels with like the ropes and getting. everything sorted and like actual the. rigging of it. So, yeah, you don't just. want to like wing it or go to someone.

who isn't experienced. Usually there's. like crews. So, like suspension crews. will stick together. Um like a group of people like they're. like in Europe there are like really. really like radical suspension and body. modification like subcultures and like. groups of people. When I was coming up. in it, we were doing suspension, but. like nowadays people were doing like. freefall suspension. So, instead of. like, you know, pulling yourself up. gently, people are literally jumping off.

bridges and doing like bungee swings, but instead of being. >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was quite. certain that if I. jumped off a bridge with these hooks in. me, you'd hear a tearing sound and a. skeleton would go shooting in. >> [laughter]. >> into the into the Thames. and a freckled body bag. >> [laughter]. >> with a red pompadour. would be hanging like a popped balloon. >> A freckled body bag.

>> freckled body bag would be hanging over. the Thames flapping like the flag for a. really sad country. >> [laughter]. >> I'm quite certain that would happen. Um. hey, I have a question. >> [laughter]. >> You were talking about how. you were talking about. You You going to be okay, Santa? >> That's the worst imagery I've ever. >> [laughter]. >> Oh, splash.

>> Swaba swaba swaba. I thought you would. do the sound effect. >> Swaba swaba swaba. It makes it so much. worse. >> So So, Grace. >> god. >> [laughter]. >> When you advised that I uh. separate my uh the scrotum or scrodi, we'll get some course some viewer mail. from that. Um. Latin scholars are writing in. Latin. scholars with a with with a ball since. ball fixation are going to be writing. in. >> [laughter]. >> What will I um and you said I would get. a big ring in there, like a metal ring.

Am I crazy to think that that could be. all purpose? That I could use that to. hang from? Would that work? Could I hang. from it? I wouldn't jump off a bridge with that. But. it's suddenly you've got it's like a. pickup truck then you have a hitch. attached. All right. I would now have a. I would have a hitch. >> [laughter]. >> It's so thin. Isn't that skin really. thin? >> Not mine. Uh. >> I probably [laughter] wouldn't recommend. suspending from the scrotum.

>> You wouldn't recommend it. I'm writing. this down. Don't recommend. >> suspending [clears throat] from scrotum. My scrotum is one contest, yes. It is strong. Do. But I could also, and this is an. attachment that could be useful if I had. a a scroto ring, that's. I know where my keys are all the time. >> Right. >> Do you know what I mean? >> Yeah. >> Oh, I've got one of those little pill. canisters. So, you know, my Lipitor is. in is hanging off one. This is I mean,

you know where your is. You know. where everything is all the time. There's no where did I put that? It's. right here. Don Johnson's got me backed. up. Does that make sense? >> Does that make sense? Yes, it makes. complete sense. Every Yeah, it's a good. place to put your cholesterol. medication, for sure. It's a good. >> you're complicit in my crime. Thanks. >> [laughter]. >> The You know where I'd keep it keep down. there? The. the. nipples that I had removed. [laughter].

I would put them on the ring, too. >> Like a duffel bag in your bio balls? >> down there. Yo, oh, a little Maglite? >> [laughter]. >> God damn it, I can't find my. >> Like a go bag. Yeah, that's just always. with you. >> Go bag next to my bag. >> You should also have your keys on one of. those janitor retractable cords. You. should have them on there. >> That's exactly what I thought when he. said it. I was like. >> That's so great. I could reach into a. basically, I would cut a hole in all my. pants pockets. >> [laughter]. >> So, I'd reach into my pocket and then.

and I'd pull out whatever I needed. >> Yeah. >> And then I'd let go and it go. and it would hit my. my junk and I'd get a quick erotic ooh. >> [laughter]. >> And maybe have a quick mini orgasm. Like, there you go. There, it's unlocked. now. It's zing. >> [laughter]. >> Anytime someone needed a door open, they'd be like, "Don has Conan.". >> Yeah, yeah. I'd be offering to open my door for. anybody. Hey, you want to go in here? No, no, no, no, no. We don't really need.

to. We're good. I'LL LET YOU IN. >> [laughter]. >> I'LL OPEN IT JUST IN CASE YOU ever need. to go in. Zing. >> No, no, no, no, no. We'll wait. We'll. wait. We'll wait for a locksmith. We're. [laughter] good. >> Grace, you broke our podcast. You shattered it. >> I apologize. >> I never knew that this uh this very cool. woman in Bristol, England could destroy. a podcast. >> Yeah. >> Here's the problem. I think I'm going to. have questions later that I haven't even. thought of yet. And I feel like I can. answer them. >> Okay. [laughter] Oh, no. >> I can't think of two people that are. more opposite than you and Grace.

>> Grace, let's face it. I'm an uptight guy. uh and I've played by the rules in so. many ways, except in my comedy, I. believe. I think that's where I let my. freak flag fly. But um. >> Yeah, you're the split dick of comedy. >> In a way, I am. >> [laughter]. >> In a way, I am. >> Yeah. >> [laughter]. >> They mentioned that in the Twain award. >> [laughter]. >> Always welcome, the split dick of. comedy. Cleft in Twain. Uh.

Never those twains shall meet. Listen, the. uh I'm I'm just We are very different, but. um. we're so different, but I do feel like. I'm. I have a real affinity for Grace because. >> thing where it's like the game Pac-Man. You're so far afield, but if you go. through those doors on the side, you're. really just next to each other on the. back. You. >> Sure, I was thinking Pac-Man, too. Um. but Grace, do you think in some ways. we're kindred spirits, even though we're.

so different? >> Absolutely. >> Yeah. If I I mean, let's say I was in Bristol, England and. you and I were hanging out, would we. would you sense like, "Okay, I know he's. he's looks completely square. He's very. uptight." But would you also see some. "Okay, I kind of get this guy.". >> I have no doubt in my mind mind if you. came to Bristol, after like a pint of. cider. >> Mhm. >> of like cuz it's very big in Bristol is. the cider. After a pint of cider, we. would be out at an illegal rave, you.

would be dancing the night away. >> I might actually. I. It's so funny because I I've always been. this way and then it just takes a little. bit of spark of something and there's. nothing I won't do. >> Yeah, it's actually true. I think that. there I mean I like these CEOs probably. didn't know they had that in them and. then they needed somebody to get it out. Maybe Grace will get What? >> Adam. >> [laughter]. >> Maybe Grace will get it out of you. Maybe you will. >> TO GRACE?

ADAM [laughter]. ADAM WALKS BY IN THE background wearing. a surgical robe. Post-op. [laughter]. >> He's still throwing trying to throw to. ads. >> Yeah, yeah. He's like uh. uh. A- Adam is that you? He He just He. doesn't even know we're there. >> Yeah. >> But then he sees He sees us and he goes, "Oh, make sure there's a dynamic ad. insertion. [laughter]. We need to bump up the third quarter. Adam, what are you doing there?" "Well, I'm waiting for my dick to heal.". >> [laughter]. >> I went three-ways.

>> [laughter]. >> Yeah, he's got three. He's got the. tripod NOW. >> WHERE WHERE ARE you Where are you moving. to in the States? I hope it's not like. Wisconsin or something. I don't know. I'm Or maybe it is. >> What? >> I'm coming to Los Angeles. >> Oh! Hey Grace. Grace, you have to come. by and and visit us. We're at We have a. little a studio here in Larchmont. >> do a part three where you're in the. room, you know? Seriously. >> absolutely love that. >> do that. Yeah. So When do you arrive? >> I'm actually coming out in July but uh.

for. the month and then I'll be moving out. with my dogs in November. >> Mhm. >> Well, can you Yeah, coordinate it. That's exciting. >> Yeah, Blay will coordinate that with you, Grace, and we'll get you in studio and. um. I will uh in start fasting now. Uh. >> What are you fasting for? >> My operation. >> Oh, okay. >> You get Yeah, it's just these are the. things you have to do when you're about. to. uh have work done. >> seem to know a lot about it. >> Yeah.

>> Oh, I've had many things done. >> of ideas for Sona cuz I know you asked. me what I I think. Conan should have as a modification, but. I've got some ideas for you, babe, so. we can go over that as well. >> Oh, wow. >> Save that as a cliffhanger. >> That's going to be the cliffhanger when. you're here in studio. >> you'll do it. >> Whoa. >> Maybe. Sona, wait, maybe you'll do it. >> Sona, let's find out what it is she has. in store. [laughter] Don't just say. yeah, go for it. >> All I'll say is that what I actually.

have in mind for you because of. something that you said during the. podcast. is actually not permanent. So. >> Okay. >> This is intriguing. Let's not give it. away. This is. >> But I will say that it's it's pretty. hardcore. >> Oh, hell yeah. All right. >> We're going to do it. >> Well, let's wait to see what it is. first. You can't just You can't just. offer me up. Yeah. >> for part three. We're definitely going. to do whatever this idea is. [laughter]. On the table right here. >> Surgery will be having Sona will be. having surgery in the podcast. First.

time that's happened on a podcast. >> And uh Grace is going to talk Conan and. I through the procedure. We're going to. do it. >> Okay. Well, put put a pin in that. >> Grace, uh. so fascinating talking to you, entertaining, enlightening, and just. fascinating. We can't wait to meet you. in person. >> Oh, thank you so much. Honestly, it's. been a pleasure and I really appreciate. you having me part of it. >> Oh, of course. What a delight. All. right, well, take care and stay cool. I. know you guys are having a heat wave. right now and. >> I'm about to go and get in the paddling. pool in my garden where I've been all.

day. I'm just going to sit in the dark. in my garden in a paddling pool. >> Okay. >> Try and cool down. >> Just don't Just don't rust while you're. in there. >> [laughter]. >> I'll try not to. I'll try not to. >> All right, take care, Grace. Bye-bye. >> thanks. >> Thank you, buddy. Have a good day.