Conan Learns About Thai Nicknames | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

you know I've heard that nicknames are a. big thing in Thailand is that true yes. let no why why are nicknames so big I. think it's because we want to be. westernized a little bit and we want to. have nicknames so in Thailand we have. our real names and our last names. um those are for you know government. like all these official. um documents but in real life day to day. we have nicknames and it's not it has no. relation to our real name whatsoever. okay so you will see a lot of weird.

names like there's a lot of boat. what's up phone book yeah hey phone book. I just look around the house hey. chiffaro give you the nickname of. whatever they see yes my sister's name. is oil. why what you call her oil yes.

um I thought yeah but you don't know why. you don't need it's just because it's an. it's an English word purple or Thai name. I think it's a popular tiny I have no um. I have no clue what's the weirdest name. what's the weirdest nickname you have in. Thailand that would be misinterpreted. here in the United States. um name yeah is there a nickname that no. no name is a name. oh my God that's fantastic because I'm. always forgetting people's names yeah. and if I was in town they'd be like hey.

uh name that's pretty good it cuts out. the middle man yeah I love that yeah. it's my friend and he has a twin and his. twin name is nam which means name and. Thai okay so his name is. there's a lot of um names with the word. porn in the name because it's a bless it. means blessing like well listen it does. yeah porn has been quite a blessing for. us as well I'm sorry yeah wait so porn. means blessing so there are lots of. names that have.

porn in it is there essentially someone. named porn oil no thank God no yeah yeah. but there's names like pornhitter. okay uh I see now why your mother is in. such a bad mood. you're always bringing oil porn boat and. arm to the house God knows what you. people are up to. um I don't blame your mom for being a. little cranky uh I have a question it.

must be agreed to so many. misunderstandings in Thailand can't you. imagine the Mr Roper of Thailand. listening at the door. oh porn oil more porn oil and it's just. two friends playing chess but God knows. what Mr Roper thinks.