Conan Learns About A Facebook Group For People Who Think He's "Bangable" | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

Have you ever made a terrible mistake. while you were doing someone's hair. and then just tried to cover it up? I've never tried to cover it up, but yeah. What would be a terrible mistake to make in the chair? One was my clippers kind of slipped. while I was doing a fade and I got like a little bald spot. on the side of his head, but he didn't care. Okay, yeah, that's nice. Unfortunate, but that's in the grand scheme of things, it's not that bad. How many people work in your shop? It's just me actually and then I just hire out. for like events or weddings or stuff like that.

Have you ever hired someone and then they're just awful? They come in and you hate them and you have. to kick them out of your shop. Oh yeah, oh yeah. That's what happened to me. Yeah, brutal, it's an interesting group of people. in this industry so you get that a lot. You get a lot of like transients that don't know. what they want to do to say it nicely, I'm not trying to be mean, but-. Oh. They don't know what else to do. so that's what they're doing. That's kind of what most Three Stooges shorts. are based on. The Three Stooges are always, I mean they have the truck. that has their name on it and they've shown up. at the fancy society ball, but they're always clearly.

doing something for the first time. and they have no idea what they're doing. And that includes being a barber, being a plumber, being a surgeon. Right. They're always just there giving it a shot. for the first time and then they move on. So you're probably getting people like that occasionally. You wanna throw in on that Sona? No, I don't, I was, I gave Conan this look. People know about the Three Stooges. I know they do, it's just a weird, it's an interesting comparison. I mean, don't people have to get their cosmetology license?

You're saying some people just weren't. meant to do it, I'm guessing. Yeah, they get their license, but it was instead. of going to college because they didn't. want to go to college. Right, right, right. Where's your broadcasting license Sona? Where's your podcasting license? I have zero license. Exactly. Where's yours broadcasting? Exactly, exactly, exactly, we're just here, we're making it up. You guys don't joke 'cause this is serious, 'cause you have to have a podcasting license. I know. Is it? Yeah, we could be arrested? Is that serious?

Yeah, they're gonna take our podcast away. You guys aren't serious? Oh no, we are serious, totally serious. You guys I believe a lot of stuff, this isn't cool. Not anyone can just have a podcast. Now, I know you're joking. It is a very hard thing. I didn't know if you had to have a thing. like documentation. No, you have to be born into it. All right, forget it, you know what? That sucks now everyone's gonna know I'm stupid. No. No, we just have better priorities. Hey, my brother thinks you're really hot so. Hey. Are you talking to me? Oh. No, I'm talking to Sona. That's nice now tell us nice 'cause Sona is married,

but you never know things can get a little rocky. I mean. Flip your hair to on side. I'm just saying. Show a little neck. Just saying, what is happening? What's his name? His name's Ryan. Hi, Ryan. There is a face when Sona was single. and there was a good looking waiter 'cause we spent. a lot of time together. We did. You would do a Sona face. You would angle your face differently. and you would act like you were trying.

to catch light that wasn't there. What? Yeah, yeah. You know in the room. Can you do it? Let's see. I mean, it was just a lot of, it's what everybody, you bat your eyes, you just like laugh a lot at the things they say. and you know what? It worked a lot. It's the stuff you do growing at the flea market. Yes, when I'm trying to haggle? When they have an Eisenhower poster, you've just gotta have. Yeah, yeah. You do a lot of hair flips too, yeah. But it's crinkled on the side. I must have that loop. Oh my God. It might complete my collection. You know what?

In another life, if I was single tell Ryan, I said hi. I will. Tell Ryan, I said hi. No, it's not about you right now, it's about me. It's about Sona. I can't get in on this? To be fair no, you're not in on this. We'll take you to the Rose Bowl Swap Meet. Okay. Yeah, Ryan thinks Sona's hot. and I have a twin sister who said she was. in a Facebook group called, "I'd do Conan". What? What? This was like when she was in college. Everybody wants to bang us. I know wait. You don't have? You guys are very bangable.

We're bangable. Should we change the podcast. to Everybody Wants to Bang us? Even though I have not been included in this so. No, no, that's okay, don't make it about you just. I'm not. Eventually someone will want to bang you. What year was that? Is this '90s? It was in the '90s that people wanted to bang me. or was it in the 2000s? It was in the 2000s. Around the 90s. 21st century bangable. Are you gonna join this Facebook group? I was in the group, remember? You started the group. There was one, there was one woman who looked suspiciously. like me who was named Conanina.

Who was always going, oh, anyone else want to bang Conan? I know, I do. Only cool people are banging Conan. I have a friend who banged him. and said he was a good bang. (group laughs). I heard Ben Affleck banged Conan. Oh, well I know someone who saw him in the gym. Let's just say he's built to bang.

(group laughs). And then at one point my wig falls off. and everyone's like Conan. This is on a video? But your hair comes better. I'm so, I don't know if you know how Facebook works. Are you live broadcasting? I don't know. Forget it. I don't know why I'm trying to make sense of this. Yeah, it's stupid enough as it is. Well, anyway, my congratulations and solicitations to all. three people. in the international I'd Bang Conan, Facebook page.