Conan & Jordan Get A Strange Call From "Dan Gurski" | Conan O'Brien Radio

we have another caller this gentleman is. named Dan gersi he's from. Fallbrook. Montana Dan gersi are you on the line. I'm here with Jordan schlansky yeah hi. guys hey U hey Conan hey uh it's just. Conan not Conan um hey Dan how are you. doing well thanks doing thanks do you. have a uh it's gersy guu not g s RS k i. not y yeah I got it g e r SK y g r g e r.

s y not e r g Dan not I Dan do you. understand that it's pronounced the same. so yeah I know but the the spelling is. the spelling is quite different I know. your producer was getting it wrong a lot. so I just wanted to clarify that okay. Dan I've never said his name I've never. written it I've never said it never even. heard it did he I don't think you were a. no I think you were oh a different. producer I think you were talking about. a different producer we established just.

now that Jordan probably feels. inadequate and um uh and he dreams a lot. about losing his teeth and we realize. that that means inadequacy and that's. why when they said that maybe a producer. made a mistake he thought we were. talking about him even though no one. said you Jordan there are two of us here. one of us is a producer no Frank Smiley. is here producer uh you know so that was. that was my mistake I apologize Mr G.

okay uh anyway you're calling from. Montana and do you have a question for. Jordan schalansky yeah I mean I'm not. even sure this is the right um outlet. for my my question I mean I mean uh like. I never do I'm a first time caller on. the show and a first time listener I. haven't listened to it before so well. this is the first episode we've we've. done of the show The Conan and Jordan. show so we've never done one before and. and quite frankly I'm not sure we'll. ever do another one um I'm seconds from. bashing his face in uh with a mallet.

yeah but uh do you have a question more. and more what's that yeah my question is. it's again I don't know if this is the. right Outlet uh I live in Fallbrook. Montana about 123 miles outside of. Missoula oh okay and yeah population of. 20 I think 29,000 small town but I have. an opportunity to work in um ramer's. garage and towing it's a it's a it's. like one of the two garage we have in.

our town you know it's reputable and. they asked uh if I have any um you know. electric car or just newer car. experience and they're all computerized. now and you know I have I have some. knowledge but mostly I you know I work. with the older cars I have ratchet. wrenches and stuff but I mean I don't. even know I guess my question is how. long can I fool them without my. knowledge I mean you're being asked I. see modern cars of course have very. complex electronic systems and you're an. old school guy Dan you've got the socket.

wrenches the ballpen Hammers um you've. got all the the tools that people could. use to work on cars in the 50s and 60s. maybe even into the 70s but then it gets. tricky so uh the question I mean like I. don't know I don't know if like is the. air pressure and the tires the same with. like a computerized vehicle or do they. fill themselves with it I don't want to. like start pump an air into a tire you. want to take care of this oh like a 35. PSI pounds per square inch but I'll tell. you this I oh thanks for saying that PSI. is pounds per square inch I don't assume.

that everyone knows these abbreviations. I think people overuse abbreviations and. acronyms do you know what laser stands. for do you know what Raider stands for. Dan do you know what those things stand. for guys I'm just I'm just trying to. call get uh hang on a minute okay hold. oh I see oh Dan you're under the gun I. understand you've got a car you're. working on I don't know about the PSI. stuff you know I'm not measuring inches. and you know the weight of the oxygen. and per square yeah uh but I I just kind. of C curious about you know is there is.

there something I can do in a garage is. there something that he can do in a. garage with his limited knowledge tools. with his tools my tools I have because I. don't want to be I don't want to be you. know jerking this guy around in this. chain and not kind of know how to you. don't say jerking this guy on his chain. you just say jerk in his chain. Dan not not here in F Brook oh no no. it's all different. here wait in F Brook you say jerking a. guy around on is chain that's one of the.

things we say around here I bet it is. for sure you you never been to F Brook. I'll tell you that I have not I've been. to. Missoula I've been to Missoula uh. Dan Missoula is another uh animal of a. different kind man you're barking up the. wrong dog there okay well Dan I guess. what you're asking and Jordan is uh if. you're not familiar I mean maybe Jordan. do you think he should be working with. first of all are you is it is Dan in a. rush I do I have to answer this quick.

like he's got a car but I mean why I. guess he didn't schedule this recording. so he had to deal with what he had. available to him but listen we you guys. were running I didn't think I would be. attacked like this but you guys are. running behind schedule yeah I mean. that's fair to say we are running inir I. apologize In fairness we are running. behind schedule and that is on us stand. and I apologize and you were supposed to. call with a question and talk to us. quite a while ago so you've got a. customer me I didn't know this was going. to be a blood bath pent I thought I was. just calling in you know I'm just the. guy from.

B Brook just trying to get an answer man. I'm not you know I'm sorry jumping on me. Dan you know like I'm attacking him or. something Dan I apologize we kept you. waiting and I don't mean to have. attached a chain to you and let it. unspool and then um jerk on it so that. that you would feel the jerk of the. chain guys you know what I only called. in to try to get an answer about here's. my answer here's my answer for Dan all. right listen I respect Tradesmen more. than most people would realize I think. that some Tradesmen are masters of their. craft I had a Mazda RX7 in the 9s and it.

had a hole in the muffler I need look. Jason I appreciate you know the. knowledge that you say you have but I. just need an answer I mean it's just. well it takes knowledge to give the. answer and there's a there's a reasoning. behind the answer that I second I know. I'm doing okay Jordan can I say. something. Jordan be he's calling in and you are. the host of a show guys you work out. your problems iron out your problems I I. can I I don't know if um I really don't.

have time just yes or no can I use my. Stanley ratchet wrench can I fool. somebody like that I don't know that. you'd be fooling anybody by using a. Stanley ratchet wrench uh I'm going to. assume that's an American Imperial. measure not a metric measure. nevertheless you'll probably be working. on both foreign and domestic cars yeah I. think you can get to work there with. your ratchet wrench and if there are. Electronics or modern computer. technology to be learned I think it'll. be learned on the job I would support. this Venture would you write that down. for me I did I've got it's been recorded. I've got the whole thing um hey Dan let. me ask you did you feel like Jordan was.

kind of I don't know what the. terminology you'd use uh I'll tell you. what I'd use I tell you that I felt like. he was impatient with me and know it all. yeah all he said know it all and he's. impatient the way he talked to you he. first of all he says I have great. respect for Tradesmen and then he. lectures you in a rude way which I which. I thought was insulting totally down on. that you're on Team Coco radio which is. a big deal by the way that's Conan. O'Brien radio you've heard of.

him yes I heard I heard of you and I. never heard of Jordan but I figured. since you're there maybe I could. sidestep Jordan and just go right to you. well I. say yes I think you can probably. around with that wrench walk around say. some Bibble Babble and probably get them. out the door and get your money and then. later on if something goes wrong say. well looked okay when I saw it you know. what I mean see I I understand you know. I understand Jason's sarcasm but yours. is just totally.

unappreciated what I was not being I was. not being sarcastic sir play back play. it back play it back is there a way to. play no I don't think that either not in. real time it's live Eduardo did you. think I was being not at all you know. this is a bit what are you talking about. this guy is like in like Los FES right. now you understand that do you think. this is clearly a bit is this like Dana. Carvey gonna walk in here right now like. it's Dana Carvey on does that sound like. Dana Carvey to you the man is a master. at Impressions I'm telling you uh you. obviously must realize what kind of. Comedy.

this is clearly a bit oh yeah like yeah. okay yeah you know what Dan Dana. carvey's most famous impression is Dan. gy do you understand now that you work. in radio you're going to get callers. that do bits you understand you're. getting trolled do you not realize that. you're coming from the world of. Television where you're incredibly. protected now you're exposed you're. being trolled right now and you're. answering this man sincerely with I. believe no I believe this man I believe. this man exists Dan gersy from ask me I. is it ski or SK why okay and is it.

Polish Russian was the territory part of. Russia or the Union of Soviet Socialist. republics or was it part of Poland where. are your where's your family from. gersi Jesus this is clearly a how are. you being so how you talk to people how. are you being so Gul this is a terrible. show this is the we're supposed to. welcome our listeners skerski respects. me whatever his real name may be he. respects me because I'm I'm talking to. now like an equal he's looking at you.

laughing at you you're gullible you're. answering earnestly about the tool set. he should bring to work in Billings. Montana do you feel respected when. Jordan screamed at you are you near. Interstate 80 gersi in Montana how far. are you from 80 you're about 123 miles. west of Missoula did you say or was it. East you going to give me a chance to. talk you going just go babbling on with. your Mr know-it-all big words I'm asking. you the questions G. tell me the answer to the question first.

of all call him Dan I took I made an. effort to learn his last name he clearly. is was important to him of course I'm. going to address him by his last name. well that's no is it ski or Sky cuz our. producer probably got that wrong too. listen to me boo you you tell me what. how I boo a term that they use in your. area of Montana excuse me Dan the Greeks. call it. boso.

um Dan welcome welcome to radio welcome. to radio it's been 25 long years in. luxurious television and now look at you. here you got gersi on the line trolling. you you're coming out all innocent I'll. answer your question Dan I'll answer. your sincere. question welcome to radio friend well I. you know what that sound is go ahead. gersi what do you got do you know what. that sound is you're hearing I heard the. question what's the.

answer the answer is how do you spell my. name how do you spell my name are we. still are we still treating this like a. sincere question what's what's the bit. here guys answer answer the man's. question uh I'm gonna say I want to make. sure you listening to the question and. you're not just running around in. circles with your fancy two- bit words. you sound like uh I'm gonna say you. sound like a what we would call a. gentile so I'm going to say you're ski. and I'm going to say that you're G are.

because you just sound like a a u kind. of guy uh not an E con yeah Conan yeah. this dude be get canceled right away I. know call me a gentile he be canel right. away you you're call you're yelling at. him hey gersy hey gersi would are you a. gentile I mean that's no way to do the. inaugural episode I think you should. apologize you are you in on this you. know this guy no you should apologize to. him for that comment I uh I know you. respect respect me gersi for for.

acknowledging what's happening here when. everyone in this room is oblivious or. maybe this is like all on me and these. guys hired this guy is this that guy. Hank Flynn is this that guy Hank Flynn. that we used to like get a writer job in. the 90 guys I'm gonna ask you the. question one more time yes sir can I get. away with using my stanle R set I garage. and towing that's all I wanted to know I. didn't want to this little uh you know. bratty girl girl fight around you guys. and just you know what I'm saying.

well Dan I think it's time for people to. know um and I I I hope you're okay with. this that this is not Dan what. Dan you know Dan you're a real prick. sometimes you know that about yourself. don't. you you talking to me or the last. caller I don't even know anymore Dan. you've uh Dan J's actually uh. he's a yeah what's the.

reveal me Dan gki what are you talking. about RK not iy Dan gersi happens to be. uh a good friend and one of the funniest. people I know Kevin nean Okay Okay Kevin. um what are you talking. about I'm sorry Dan I was just doing a. little bit here I thought Jesus when do. you guys stop with this. foolishness hey do you know but you know.

Kevin nean don't you You' you've seen. his work have do you know him I know of. him no I'm talking to Dan Dan do you do. you know Kevin. nean he's the guy I'm applying for the. job for the garage okay all right okay. yes I do know him yeah well listen it's. been a pleasure talking I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed Conan to even say this. as Kevin. nean I never get never this my life.

how are you Kevin you doing okay I. was well thank you for calling in when. are you and I going to go out you know. that place you love to go where I always. buy you the hash browns when are we. going to do that. again hello well hello anyone there if I. ever get off of this call maybe we could. do that some all right okay sorry he a. busy man all right well Jordan can you. say uh goodbye to to Kevin nean goodbye. Kevin thanks for joining you know what.

there's a little red thing down here. that says leave and then there's another. one that says never come back again you. know which one I'm G to hit you know. which one I'm G to hit I have a feeling. I know which one you're going to hit. that's right I love you Kevin look me in. the eye for nothing all right bye. bye that was a fun little Excursion well. you guys pulled out all the stuff I am. honored you recruited a celebrity mhm uh. I'm flattered everything I said about. this being radio and not as good as the.

podcast and there are um not as many. people interested in what we're doing I. take back because you clearly got uh. some of the big guns here to about yeah. yeah he's fascinating he's one of my. favorite funny people of all time and uh. hilarious he agree what did you. recognize the voice uh no I did not. recognize the voice it was good it was. good even after the reveal I didn't. recognize the voice but I give you. credit for knowing that uh well I mean I. mean uh it was a set up I didn't realize. you guys were in it um I I'll say. sincerely about Kevin nean um he's a guy.

he's a dry guy which which is exactly. the type of humor that I love yes he's. very good he's uh he's he's sharp he's. funny you know what I'm going to end. this uh this episode here because I'm. going to say something you um you and I. we fought non-stop we bickered uh we. disagreed we shouted each other um I was. angry at you I think at times to be. honest you were kind of irritated and. angry with me but then at the end we.

agreed that Kevin nean has a really is. one of the great dry Wits of all time. and I think it's nice to end on a point. of. agreement.