Conan Isn't Cut Out To Be An Exterminator | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan
Wow. An exterminator. I have to say, I, I admire, I mean, first of all, exterminators are much in need. I don't know that I could do that job. I don't think you could either. I mean, I love you, but I don't, I really don't think you could cut it. Wait a minute! Okay, well now, now. I'm pissed, Rose. What do you mean I couldn't cut it. How couldn't I cut it? Well, I, I Just a.. why do you say that about me? Let's say I hadn't said that. Conan there's a spider coming down.
(Conan playfully gasps). He's out. (group laughing). I have a vision of you running and screaming. with your little backpack sprayer, you know, up and down the lawn back. Your little backpack sprayer. (group laughing). Well, okay. It's a little Dora the Explorer. I love this. Maybe we can get you a pink one. So I'm a cowardly. Dora the Explorer. Well, I don't say I'm not saying you're wrong. I mean, I'm mad at you for calling me out on it, Aww, you'll get over it. but I think I will. WOW Rose, I love that you have tough love anyone who's you you've had.
your, your, your legs replaced 35 times. Yes, exactly. So you're in no mood to coddle a random. idiot that you're talking to. That's that's true. I think I would, I would be creeped out by it. I think I would be now, you know, what's interesting to me is that I'm not a fan of a bug in. my regular civilian life, but for many years on television, I had to hold reptiles and rodents and bugs during segments.
like that, those sorts of animal segments. And if it was in front of an audience, I didn't have any fear. I don't know why, but if I thought it could be funny, I'd put a bug in my mouth. I'd hold a I'd wrap a snake around my neck. I would just, I did stuff that was probably looking back on it really. stupid, but I have none of that bravery when there's no audience, I don't know what that's all about. And that's, I think that's what drives me. Working with men, especially is feeling like I need to prove myself in some.
form. Like when I had first applied for the job, my husband just cackled and was like, you can't do that. And I was like, bitch, watch hold my beer. I'm a do this. (rose laughs). Good for you. I have to say rose, I do not think you need to prove yourself to anybody. You've done it. You have done, Yeah, You have. never ever in your life. I mean, you're a very impressive, you're a warrior. You're a warrior Rose. Aww, I love that.
So I respect you and I'll be honest, I also fear you. If I was a rat in the basement and you came down there, I would be terrified. Do you do rats and mice. or just bugs? Yeah. Yeah. We do rodents. Nothing bigger than a rat. You know, anything bigger than that, you have to call wildlife to come take care of that. Have you ever fought it out with a. rat in person or is it always just, you know, leaving some poison cheese behind? Poison cheese, (Rose Laughs). Geez, I'm sorry.
I don't know why that's true, I just assume. that's how it's done. Here rat have some cheese. I feel like you would get hungry at some. point and think I'll be fine and take a little nibble. That's how he goes out. (group laughing). I probably would, I probably would. I'd say I don't think I would die, I would just bleed out of every orifice for a while. And then I call, I call that a Thursday. So what we you know, what's your, did you ever encounter one? Like you're looking at it and it's looking at you and it's, it's go time or is it always leave the glue trap or. whatever, and you take off. Yeah, It's mostly just leaving bait around.
I've seen ones that have gotten into my bait and kind of. just staring at me. They, you know, are pretty lethargic and they'll look at you. And all you could say is sorry, buddy. And just keep walking. (Rose laughing). Right. But nothing, nothing physical yet. Right? I think I'd carry a handgun. That was an exterminator. There you go I mean that's quick and Painless. Right? I mean for myself, Oh, okay, okay. but it just takes the minute. I saw something that bothers me. (Group laughing). I'd shoot myself.
(group laughing). a water bug, curplang! first day on the job.
