Conan Isn’t Built To Fly An Airplane | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

what do you do so I work as an airline. pilot yeah oh my God Bruno that's like a. an attractive job yes well yeah I just. want to be you yeah Bruno you don't you. have no idea who you are you're a very. good looking guy from Madrid who's an. airline pilot I mean you've got it made. I don't know I don't know what do you. mean I don't know you're lying to me. yeah he's got a guitar in the background. yeah you just can't get cooler yeah come.

on when you're wearing the uniform I. just bet it's magic I I have to say do. you have the Hat could you put it on. indulge us oh my God what oh no no no. way no no no so. um women only come and ask me about. where where is the baggage claim built. and oh but listen let me tell you. something Bruno that's the oldest come. on in the book. me do you know where the luggage thing. is and I know right away that's code for.

I am DTF. and guess what then suddenly everybody's. upset. because I misread the situation and they. just wanted to find the luggage. compartment. um so what's it like you are I'm sorry. I'm trying to wrap my mind around this. Bruno you travel the world you're a very. good looking and humble airline pilot. from Madrid you've got the accent the.

look you're wearing the you does your. uniform have little epaulettes on the. shoulders yeah damn it I want to wear. epaulettes I would I have to say if I. was flying and you were in the cockpit I. would I would just keep making excuses. to come up and talk to you I would yeah. I know and not in in that way you know. I'm in a hijacking way. [Laughter]. do you like being an airline pilot yeah.

I love it it's a very nice gig. um it's not for everyone though it's uh. it's got its ups and downs okay. is I mean I know the upsides would be. you're traveling you've got the uniform. with the epaulettes uh there's lots of. upsides as far as I can see what are the. downsides well it's not very easy to mix. it with your personal life you know you. could work a lot of weekends and bank. holidays you're away from home. so yeah it's a bit hard to organize your.

life really so you really need to to to. love it yeah yeah probably hard to. establish a steady stable relationship. you're probably forced to have many uh. different relationships. yeah. and it's so hard not to mix the names. you know. hey Bruno Bruno tell me about it okay. because you know I wasn't an airline. pilot but you know talk show host.

podcaster different town every night. um. the two of you could not be more. different you are my exact opposite. Bruno in every way. um yeah I can see that do you think I. would make a good pilot Bruno do you. think I have what it takes. uh you know oh come on maybe and he's. honest well tell me be honest Bruno give. your assessment I think maybe you're the.

length of your legs would be an issue. with the rubber pedals oh so that's. something to have in mind. um but maybe if they make a special. cockpit for you you know maybe it's a. special cockpit what am I the Elephant. Man I want to be honest with you because. I don't know how this works but I tend. to panic a lot I was wondering I get. very panicky. um and I might be someone who would. constantly be putting the plane into a. power dive or a power climb is that. going to be an issue yeah you could be.

an aerobatic pilot maybe like a very. panicky or aerobatic pilot okay all. right maybe that's my field I don't I. also don't think you're. if you're in that kind of tense. situation like if there's a lot of. turbulence yeah I'd probably say hey uh. attention ladies and gentlemen uh this. is the most turbulence I've encountered. I don't know what the going on. open my window and get off this plane. those are the kind of announcements that.

I would be giving. would you be comfortable having me in. the cockpit with you no no and I think. you would probably enter the Flight Deck. with a parachute too so yes. on my chest and my back and I'd be. holding a vomit bucket uh. and I'd have my Airlines Pilot's hat on. backwards and sideways so it would be a. bad look all around.