Conan Is A Stickler | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello it's Conan O'Brien needs a friend. I'm Conan O'Brien usually I say welcome. to but today I just said it's Conan. O'Brien needs a friend is that okay well. it's true it is Conan O'Brien yeah it's. like saying it's Dragnet or why would I. use such an old reference I should use. it we're gonna get so many letters no. I'm going to use a new reference you. know CU that was too old it's Saved by. the. Bell what closer that's bring us into. the late 80s who I'm trying slowly to. try what's that but who did that like.

what are you talking about it's it's. saved by the belt who said that no one. did yeah no one's going to notice you. said something different now now I made. a big thing of it you should have done. that I said it's Conan O'Brien needs a. friend and that felt a little strange to. me and then I started commenting on it. yeah want to do the thing where we take. it again and I tell you that I'm going. to edit that first part out but leave it. in so you're definitely going to edit. this out right absolutely boss you know. I wouldn't lie to you.

how often have you done that seriously I. think every time so you've never anytime. I've aired stumbled or fumbled uh and. and said you'll take it out and you say. yeah don't worry boss you leave it in. unless it yeah if it's to comedic effect. I absolutely leave it in but but unless. it's like a so you lie to me yeah okay. yeah uh okay I'm okay with that actually. yeah yeah and you know we're g to clean. it up people are going to think we're.

and it's not like I rush around. listening to the podcast no you don't so. you can get away with murder I don't. think you even know how to find it right. I have tried every dial on the radio I. saw you at amiea records the other day. looking for the podcast in Ira yeah but. you know what's weird there is now a. vinyl of the podcast that came out and I. realized my radio joke doesn't work. either because we're on Sirius XM 104 so. all of my quips don't work full circle.

because we're everywhere we're on vinyl. we're on the radio you know what else. has happened too is that you know when. you ask a parent have you have you. checked out the podcast and they go. where do I watch it you know that now is. true because the podcast is on YouTube. so most people are watching it and now. the parents are right this is horrible. this is great yeah how you doing over. there I'm doing I'm doing really well. Sona left and made a very large sandwich. while we were talking when you guys go. down this like these kinds of avenues. I'm just like let him just go let him.

just that's why I'm constantly saying to. Matt before we start I'm going to St. stop for a second and think about a good. thing to talk about and you always say. just go just go just go get this fly by. the your gold this isn't good this isn't. good does no one's going to say oh man. what a that was a sweet treat they just. served up this is a dog's breakfast it's. a mess people don't want good podcasting. they want real podcasting okay is that. true true I don't know I made that I.

just that's like saying I'm glad you're. not a car. manufacturer I'd have to recall this. podcast over again exactly what are you. this car hey hey I just was driving the. car and the wheels fell off and it. crashed and a bunch of people in the car. were killed I feel terrible and I'm. badly injured myself yeah this car was. just we improvised we just threw it. together and that's real man I would say. since I've been doing podcasting since. 2006 I should be trusted but the sad. truth is I should be put out to pasture.

right because you you're now a 2006 that. makes you you were in on the very first. podcast where you talked about the moon. landing and stuff right that's the very. the very early podcasts yeah ladies and. gentlemen President Eisenhower has died. that's the kind of podcasting you did at. the beginning that's right Fireside. Chats incredible yeah when they were on. pods that's right iPods yeah which is. why they're called podcasts I never. thought about that are you serious I. didn't it's yeah it's a pun on broadcast.

but podcast yeah and now the iPod's been. gone for what a decade how long's it. been gone for 15 years mine was stolen. really from my car yeah that was me oh. come on why you I thought it was funny I. smashed your window and I took your iPod. and threw it away that's a prank isn't. that a prank or is it just a crime. that's a crime okay I get confused what. they are a lot I pulled a prank on an. old woman last night I knocked her down. and I took her. purse no did you hear about those. pranksters that robbed the bank the.

other day that was me what yeah it was. with my friends it was just a prank you. were wearing a nun. mask you never go back and say it was a. prank you just keep what you steal yeah. okay cool it's a I call it a lucrative. prank that's my defense I just it's a. prank you know the way people are always. doing that they're going around they. have like some YouTube channel they're. trying to start and they'll go around. and prank people and I just think yeah. they often you look at them and go I. think that's a kind of a crime yeah uh.

fine line there really is some of them. cuz they have to do whatever they can. and now some of them are like steal like. they're getting desperate they're. stealing stuff yeah you know yeah uh but. they're not pranks I think they're just. like I can do this so I'll do it I think. this started out as a prank this podcast. this podcast and then um you know it it. grew into whatever it is now it may. still be a prank I don't know the big. prank is we've told you this thing goes. out and it never does no one's listening.

to this oh my God we come every day so. you hire people to drive by in cars and. Shout out the window which just happened. in Dublin there was talk of JBL that was. in Dublin I was walking along the liffy. river and people are shouting stuff out. from the podcast and I think W gorley is. just paying people out of my own pocket. yeah. infestation really that's that's. ridiculous what I don't know that people. yell that and like foreign countries if.

there like there was talk of Geral why. do you make you make people do that and. you said do that to me yeah first it was. kataki as God made her now it's there. was talk of geres pretty soon we should. move on to a new one I like there was. talk of Geral so much I didn't want to. stay with it for a bit and it's still. one of my favorite fan encounters is. when someone came up to me and I don't. know where they were and they had an. exent I can't remember which country. they were from and they said there was. rumors there there were rumors of. hamsters like through Google Translate.

There were rumors there were rumor and. he said it like oh I've got it there's. Conan there were rumors of hamsters and. I said dude you are so close I'm going. to give it to you but it's talk of Geral. and you saw his whole face fall kak as. Zeus fashioned. her it's. katakit as corn cob released her KitKat. you should have just let him have it I. should have but I'm a stickler I'm a. stickler I'm like uh yeah one of those.

uptight Deans in one of those movies you. are you are that guy in like um Animal. House Animal House I mean I was think. TCU yeah oh or old school you're you're. that guy in Old School I was I'm. obsessed with those characters and uh. one of The Simpsons episodes I wrote it. was an obsession of mine that homers has. to go to college and his only uh his. only knowledge of college is from those. movies so he's convinced that he's like. we got to take the starch out of this.

Dean's shirt you he's obsessed with that. and he shows up and the and I just. wanted the dean to be the dean is the. nicest he's a young guy who's like hey. man I used to you know play bass with. the pretenders if you want to jam he. couldn't be nicer and Homer's like we're. GNA get him and get him good that was my. obsession so that's great yeah well long. time ago long long time ago well should. we do it should we get into the the old. shizo the old. shiza I swe hav drinking.

yet what if we're laughing now and 2. years from now I'm in a catatonic State. come on and they're and and they're. going through all of these hints with. gorle and they're saying you didn't know. that his s knew I just wanted to hasten. it this is all going to be played back. for you one day by a neurologist and. both of you are going to be in the hag. as war. criminals you could have saved him when. he said it's time for the sh shizo you.

didn't know that he was. bleeding into his. cortex you just. left and now he's dead.