Conan Invites The Chill Chums To His Home For The Next Summer S’mores | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
okay we're back in studio for the final. this is I like to think of this as the. wrapup yeah a debrief yeah this is you. know um after the event the commentators. stand around and they try and bring a. sense of perspective yeah to what is. happened go through the plays right. right is that what you were talking like. sports commentators sports or else like. a political event you need people to be. able to digest it military operation. okay yeah yeah this is what happened. this is how many mhm casualties we took.
uh this is three where did it go where. did it go wrong uh first of all I. commend you Sona on having us over to. your home lovely house thank and it was. uh nice to see uh in the window your. little boys yeah my godchild yes waving. at us out the window to their Uncle Coco. they really love seeing you yeah then. they saw Matt and recoiled which I. thought was weird yeah as if they and. they said L Diablo which is weird that's.
that's Spanish they're not Spanish I. don't know why I had my goat with me you. know so anyway um but your house is. beautiful I think you've done a really. nice job it was nice to see Tac and uh. your parents were there they were there. they're they're watching you know. helping watch the boys and stuff yeah. you only made a few Al toena jokes uh we. maybe you know we should encourage the. fans to count them yeah and if there's. over a thousand which I think there are. yeah then uh you win a Sentra um we're.
giving a gift a car it's not a central. we own you you have to go steal it we'll. point it out to. youo uh but it was very nice to be there. and uh I have to say very atmospheric. one of the things that stands out to me. the most and I don't know how it's going. to sound on the podcast if you're going. to hear it through the mics but those. coyotes that were trapping an animal. that's one of the I mean I've heard that. way off in the distance I think this was. happening in your kitchen we heard it so. clearly hear it I've edited it already.
does it sound crazy and it's it sounds. distant but you can hear it but the. listener should know that it was so much. more intense in person though like we've. we've done all we can to amplify it and. make it sound as present as possible. it's nothing like the real it was crazy. to be there borderline psychotic uh. because it sounded like they were maybe. 35 ft away uh and Madness you how often. do you hear that I would say several. times a week but are we sure it's just. not like some Altadena cult just some.
human cult members I'm sorry you think. that they're human what's going on up. there oh I think coyotes are killing. Little Critters what what Critters are. they killing do we know there's so many. random things around you know like. there's you know little things I don't. know yeah you're real good at. identifying species um I'd love it if I. don't know animals I would love if had a. nature show wouldn't it be great if son. had show animals here we are in the. outback and there's something I don't. know that's something it's got and. there's something else yeah it's a f. mover there's three things and two of.
them look to be the same thing and then. there's another thing nope that's three. different things welcome to son's. wonderful world of things sometimes. there's a a little dog will go out. sometimes a little cat sometimes there's. field mice I think they felt bigger like. they had to take it down yeah it felt. like something large bunny or a raccoon. could lot of bunnies a lot of raccoons. lot of lot of Andy RoR has been. missing oh my for a while oh jeez yeah I. told him to yeah I told him I told him. to come visit us and he he they found.
his car but they didn't find Andy a and. they found one of his. boots. uh and they found a crudely written note. in coyote that said Andy was delicious. which should clear it up well you know. in coyote by the way I said in our. conversation you mentioned that next. year you would host us at your house do. you feel still feel that that yeah I've. got to get I mean as you know I live in. a an enclave if you will uh I'll need to. get clearance from some of the biggest. names in the business um Hal neerman uh.
Chaz pal Mar um do you mean Hal neerman. Chaz palman Terry who you no no these. are different people okay all right uh. Stu Beckman uh no I live these are AAA. listers meaning they all work for Triple. A. uh uh no but it's it's uh you know it's. is it's Riz. Perman uh who's a real Perman.
account and uh you know it's it's insane. it's and so I need to I can't have this. sounds like you're back pedling do you. remember also in the first episode of. this summer series you said if anybody. comes over you go overboard with food so. we expect like a feast oh yeah okay I. would take care of that okay I would see. to it that our sponsor uh provides an. incredible amount of food just going to. be all whiskey sponsor it's going to be. a whiskey and and then if you can eat a. solo stove like you don't want to pay. for it yourself Bingo okay uh oh man no.
no I I I I I will check with make sure. that I'm not in violation of obviously. and I I again I I can't put too fine a. point on this but I live amongst the Hoy. pooy the finest uh royalty hollyood. royalty or Holly. weird you just keep going it's awful but. I um I uh I would like to host next year. and I think that's something to look. forward to because I mean we have some.
real celebrity drop-ins you think oh I. no doubt Pearlman uh yeah uh jiz. scheckman might come by I'll take a pass. on him if it's all the same oh he's no. he's okay. yeahman scheckman let me tell me tell. we're busy jiz shows whether you want. him to or not yeah just put up a black. light you know um oh man yeah but qurl. sty might come by I mean there's all. kinds of it's going to be it's going to. be an incredible collection of Hollywood.
once was and Hollywood could be and uh. is jiz a once was or a could. be depends on what time of day yeah. exactly if J has been hydrating uh you. know what guys I don't like this kind of. humor and can I tell you something else. this guy is loow hanging fruit Jones he. go after anything excuse me you began. this whole series by saying digitally. servicing people with DJ yeah. well I said on I said digital bloes okay. that was 35 episodes ago no that was and. also that is high hanging how is that.
how's that high hanging because I a fan. service and I made it sound sexual so. that is elegant comedy you know what. I've worked with the worst and I've. worked with the best but I prefer you. guys elegant comedy Italian food. connoisseur hands ComEd look it up so I. say we do it at my house next year if I. can clear it uh and um clear it well. also you know there's going to be a. Paparazzi element uh they're all over me. it's very hard for me to go anywhere. house there's never any paparazzi.
you know what I call them and call them. I all I do is call the paparazzi they. always say no not they don't even say no. they're like pass yeah I wore the same. thing that uh Bianca Sor wears you know. who she hangs out with what's your name. why do you know new people I think he. studies new people's names just thinking. I got to stay relevant but he doesn't. know Bianca Sor she's the one that's. always hanging out uh with uh jiz. Jackman Kanye she hangs out with Kanye.
and she's she's always wearing like. nothing oh it's his new wife it's his. wife yeah oh they married yeah they're. married oh why do you know that I I know. everything you don't I do I do you don't. I do okay I do know about culture well I. do know about culture um I really do I. uh will do it next year at my house and. it'll be fun we'll have a good time.
