Conan Introduced Flula Borg To Charles Barkley | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

uh do you follow American Sports I love. that you hated this yes I follow it I. like your basketball your hoops and your. swishes you love basketball and I made. your dream come true once you did you. let me meet a very nice man named. Charles Barkley yes I was we were in a. bar together we were yeah and we were in. Atlanta Y and uh suddenly I hear a. gentleman call my name and it's none. other than one of the great basketball. players all time yes yes uh Charles. Barkley and I happen to know that you. were a massive fan of the 1980s NBA oh. yes all you could see on VHS tapes when.

uh when you were living in Germany yeah. up to 93 so the last thing I saw was the. sons Bulls finals featuring Charles. Barkley Dan Molly Michael Jon and Scotty. Pippen right and then you had no. knowledge of anything that happened in. the world after that oh it's like that. uh Will Smith Men in Black pen was just. show to my face in 1994 yeah so you knew. nothing so I remember bringing you over. and introducing you to Charles Barkley. and you uh you were just just filled.

with wondrous Joy yes giggled he didn't. understand a word you said zero words we. he did not make eye contact with me he. could see the excitement was too high. for just a meeting of a man Al the fanny. pack I think was you wearing a really. bizarre European fanny pack Sparkles and. you got nervous and you went into I. think complete German I did and I I also. misremembered he's he went to alurn but. I said Alabama and this is a big no no. you pissed him off but he was a. gentleman he was a real gentleman about. it and he gave me and security a signal.

and then we got you out of there you. carried me away I felt like I had won a. championship that was nice yes thank you. again Conan for this I have still yet to. repay you for this please I you know. maybe someday you'll introduce me to one. one of my Heroes and please list those. Heroes for me now all you'll need is a. mirror I love. myself yeah yeah H notes.

yeah that'll cost us yeah we just lost. how many subscribers yeah uh it says. right here we fast moving number no no. no we just lost the better help people. oh we lost Casper mattresses what about. uh ZIP recruiter we gained du lingo. Dingo and Babel want in B in Rosetta. Stone Rosetta Stone wants in all of them. want people to learn how to speak. correct. German so in way we're winning yeah yeah. this is very exciting yeah um do you uh.

do you have big plans for the coming. year you know yes I plan to go on tour. and learn how comedy functions and then. I will prepare a 60-minute presentation. of it so you're going to go on tour to. learn how Comedy Works you know how they. say if you want to land on the ground. jump out of a plane and then build your. parachute okay um I am going to here's. what I'm going to do I'm going to sign. you up for a six- week course where they. teach you please common aphorisms yes.

okay yeah and you can learn them you can. learn because you don't seem to know the. simple things you know like you have to. cherish those the Journey of a Thousand. Miles starts with a with a shoes. hopefully if it's that. long when life gives you lemons make oh. throw those away and purchase limes as. they are. better more more more help me here I got. to come up with more a stitching time is. worth uh 42 cents okay.

when at first you don't succeed oh give. it up immediately the early bird gets uh. probably eaten by the even earlier bird. yes who is usually larger yeah the. larger Birds usually get up earlier. larger birds and they lie on the ground. with their mouths open waiting yeah and. then they just yeah they wait for the. the early bird to land and then get. chewed yeah um you are uh like I say uh. you're like a vacuum yeah uh do you feel. that your intelligence is dropping in a. way I feel like my mind is expanding oh.

I love that no I agree my mind is. expanding but my brain is shrinking. that's what happens after skull getting. bigger right I'm losing books smarts but. I'm gaining Cosmic like awareness you. know what I mean yeah I'm like Neil. delass Tyson yes okay um you get it it's. a reference to a canine who is less. intelligent than a scientist you know. what you're going to have to do a full. several things defecate uh probably. sleep also also also before you take.

this Comedy Tour you must learn as a. comedian you're not supposed to say get. it over and over you know every time you. make a joke you shouldn't say get it how. do you not know you need to you just. have to hope they get it and if they. don't it's too bad but you can't keep. saying get so I will say like B oh look. at those donuts I hope you get it but if. you didn't get it that's too bad no. don't even say that don't bring up the. concept of getting it or not just be. confident that's all okay yeah that's a. very fun lesson to teach to me thank you. Cen listen some people people call me an.

icon space cowboy space cowboy gang of. Gangster of Love you've got some theis. down you love American Music don't you I. love music and Americans make a lot of. it okay a lot a lot you make or. Americans just make a lot of oh sorry. it's just I've seen a lot of indictments. these days yes I I love all the musics I. love American Music very much Hall and. Oats is very nice Tech technotronic is. also very fun uh snap uh snap.

exclamation point I got the power that's. an old one you like some old music I got. the. power but that's that's what is that. like 25 years old early 90s early 90s so. you're a creature really of the early. '90s I think so because we just didn't. receive many things after this I just. kind of turned my brains off and just. kept absorbing the same things I feel. like you got all the pop culture you. needed probably between 1986 and. 1994 and then you said uh that's all I. need and and and you didn't no 1994.

Dream Team 2 and then you move on and. then now I've watched Game of Thrones. six times in a row and this is the uh. this is the fullness of my experience. you think friends is a show that was on. for one season I assume friends is a. thing I would love to have some. of. okay.