Conan Helps A Fan’s Radio Show Gain Listeners | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

tell us a little bit about yourself. Matthias well. um right now I'm having a radio show. I've just started the 11th season of our. radio program that's exciting you have a. radio show that's why you gave us the. weather yeah he just does it oh yes. how's the traffic. um so matteus tell us about your radio. show that's exciting it's been going on. 11 seasons. 11 Simpsons yes and um well the problem. is that nobody listens to us but. otherwise it's going great when you say.

nobody when you say nobody listens give. me an actual figure of how many people. listen to the radio show. about four oh maybe three people. I thought you meant like only a couple. of only a couple of thousand people I. didn't realize you have a radio show and. and three people listen are we the three. people and you're doing the show right. now yeah you counting us I think no he. just doubled his numbers oh wow no. exactly yes this is a big uh.

International pick no but. um yeah they probably miss the radio. station is small and the largest like. radio show maybe has a couple hundred uh. listeners yes and so we are not that bad. in that sense uh but the only people. that listens to us are just you know. family members and so you have a radio. show and the only people that listen uh. is your family. yes and not even all my family because. it would be larger than three or four.

people. of your family that you have a radio. show. and they know uh but they don't you know. actually come and listen to the show. they should that's terrible I mean they. don't have to listen every time but they. should check it out once in a while do. your parents listen to this podcast not. once. they think they think that I'm an. insurance salesman. um uh well listen Matthias I know what.

it's like I I know what it's like I've. had some tough times in my career when I. felt no one was uh had my back and uh. but you've got to persevere you've got. to keep going do you understand you you. can't it is you can't lose Faith you. must keep going and right now you have. four people listening but if you keep. working hard five people will listen. then six then one day seven then back to. five because two will die so this is how.

it works but you've got to keep going. what's your uh radio show called so we. can plug it well uh the show is called. decaf news like decaffeinated news oh. decaf news Okay this may be a conflict. of interest but have you considered also. releasing this radio program as a. podcast without I mean we tried. everything. yes wait wait so yeah let's let's just. clear this up here this is important so. Matthias you're saying that Matt.

suggested you maybe release it as a. podcast and he said you've done that and. that didn't work either. um no but the thing is Matthias can you. think of any way that I might be able to. help you well maybe. I don't know you had a lot of experience. in changing the format and getting. people you know hooked during different. times so maybe there's like an idea for. a new. um contest or a new piece of uh.

content that we can maybe offer or a. different thing to shake things up yeah. I mean to get people here's what I can. promise you Matthias is that you. currently have uh four listeners that. you're related to yes I can improve your. listenership I can't say by how much for. most of us learning a second language in. high school or college wasn't exactly a. high point in our academic careers I uh. learned Spanish just many times over.

yeah it didn't really stick no well. you're very Irish. okay that doesn't have anything to do. and it's not like you went home to. anyone who spoke Spanish you just need. to practice it that's one thing my. father's from Spain oh I know he's a. matador anyway now thanks to Babel the. language learning app that sold more. than 10 million subscriptions there's an. addictively fun and easy way to learn. the new language babble's 15-minute. lessons make it the perfect way to learn. a new language on the go with Babel you. can choose from 14 different languages. including.

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yeah see you're comprendal see it's. important. Marlon Brando suddenly Eduardo is. laughing at me. he did he did you know so. um. listen I think I could help you I could. write an ad in Spanish I could read it.

in Spanish it would be fluent it would. sound terrific and I could record that. ad for you and then we could get you. some play and we could get you uh some. help what if we just have uh Matthias if. you could give Conan one line in Spanish. that he could read right now for the. show that's like hey this is Conan. O'Brien listen to decaf news in Spanish. even though most of that is would be. English but okay. okay you got to slow it down. okay listen okay yeah I know I got this.

so decaffeinated news yeah in Reverse. escucha notices. see and what's the time and the number. and all that. um yes it's at um. Symphony and what was the last part. gladio Symphony so radio Symphony yeah. is this going to make a difference 91.3. oh no you know I know your servers are. going to be able to handle this.

now. practice this a few times okay let me. get let me try one as a practice. hola amigos O'Brien. escucha noticias de caffeinado. and radio Symphony 91.3. that's pretty good that's great that's. awesome we try one more emphasis on the. wrong words. to shut up it's right there.

isn't it doing something wrong is there. some way that it could be better. let me try one more. here we go hola amigos yo soy Conan. O'Brien. Symphony 91.3 wow come on now tell me. that's not going to make a difference. right now I have to ask you an awkward.

show that's the numbers. when people hear Conan O'Brien are they. going to know. who that is. uh I hope so uh wow you're just. injecting pure confidence what do you. lie about who you are why don't you say. your message oh yeah oh yeah yeah who. would Lionel Messi be the guy who would. be the best guy and he's right yeah okay. here we go here we go this is gonna help. you okay. Amigos yo soy.

is noticias. yes. 91.3 now do a Vita. yo soy Evita. okay this has gotten too stupid this has. gotten way too stupid.

Jesus Christ or Amigos yourself. here we go let's try it again. hola amigos yo soy. Lionel Messi it's your dad see Lionel. Messi. escucha noticious. Symphony 91.3 now say are you really. messy are you really messy uh see you're.

so messy. that proves it's messy yes I think we. just had to reassure a lot of times that. he was messy proves that he's messy. yes you're right messy messy in real. life is constantly saying yes I am messy. yes.