Conan Has No Choice But To Root For Boston Sports | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I come from Boston Massachusetts I've. made that clear many times and uh Boston. from the second you're born it's all. about your sports team you know and. you're assigned your sport teams at. Birth in Boston you don't get to decide. them now Eduardo I know in different. like I I've talked to people like with. soccer who their father might root for. one team but their son roots for a. different team that's exactly my case. yes right that's not the case in Boston. in Boston it's all uh the minute you're. born they like brand your forehead.

hockey Bruins you know baseball Red Sox. basketball Celtics football Patriots I. mean it's just like across the board. these are your teams and it's not open. for discussion which is fine I accept. that here's the thing I've been living. in La for a long time and I feel. disconnected because you can't you can't. switch even if you move no no I would. never I can't switch those are my teams. are Boston teams you you you you can't. switch you can't switch that is just you. can no Just Sports no no you can't.

because I'm from you don't understand. I'm from Boston and you can't switch and. anyone who's from the Boston area will. understand that that's just the way it. is those are my teams for life but I'm. here in Los Angeles and uh you know my. team's out of it right now is baseball. and I don't know what the etiquette is I. would like to be part oh or take part in. the Los Angeles sports scene so you say. you can even if your team's out of it.

you can't like do a substitute second. favorite team feel right to me because. Eduardo Eduardo's a understand you can't. you can't that that's like kind of front. runner-ish if you know root against the. Yankees that's what you should be doing. no no no no that's okay but rooting. against the Yankees you can't. participate in I can't go to a I can't. go to a Dodgers game and be shouting. Yankees suck if they're not even playing. the Dodgers an abusive relationship I.

know this is ridiculous no but what I'm. saying is I actively want to what's the. thing you were telling me about Eduardo. where there's a falcon oh I yeah tell me. about this this is for the LA Football. Club Los Angeles football club which is. part of the MLS it's our home team here. in LA are you mean soccer soccer so. let's call it soccer place one of two. one of two teams although the Galaxy. plays in Carson. whiche let's just call it so we just. want to piss people off exactly um so.

they have an opening ceremony every game. where they have their their mascot is. like a falcon this is the coolest thing. I've ever heard of and keep going it's. really cool and they have an honorary. Falconer is it Falconer is that the. person that usually falconist there you. go. falconist uh that's kind of kicks off. the whole game and there's a falcon that. starts on your arm and gets released and. then comes back to your army it does. like this whole hoopla thing and I think. and often times there's notable figures. who are invited to be.

that person I think con would make the. wait do you think they would let me do. it absolutely what kind of what notable. figures are we talking am I in their. league I mean if it's a bunch of. a-listers and I wouldn't be in their. league that's just teasing me and that's. mean so like somebody like Elizabeth. Banks oh I know Elizabeth Banks yeah. she's been uh called upon to do it. there's I wait so I would be in the. middle of a stadium and I would hold on. my arm and a falcon would come and land. on it see I just here's the thing uh. maybe soccer is okay because I don't I. don't really you know Boston soccer to.

be fair like the New England Revolution. which would was technically the team. that you should have been rooting for. they didn't exist by the time you moved. over there so right that's why I don't. think so maybe I'm allowed to get. involved in soccer yes I feel funny you. know Ro rooting I for any La team. because I feel like oh that's going to. get back to Boston and the next time I. land at Logan they're going to be three. guys there with pipes right they're just. going to work me over I don't think I. think it's a problem if you root for the. Lakers cuz there's a very not like if.

you go to Boston with a Laker hat oh my. God I can I please be there. for would be they would brutally be are. you allowed to watch a movie without. Mark Wahlberg in it uh it's you know. what's interesting you have to get it. clearance okay you have to get clearance. first so that's essentially what you're. doing now you're kind of asking. forgiveness before it I am trying. there's so many rules when you're from. Boston if you get coffee it has to be. Dunkin and if you're seen not having. Duncan again guys with pipes work you. over you're living in the.

I know what is this why not Boston it's. like the Soviet Union but it's where. it's guys are wearing a lot of acid wash. Boston caps. sideways they they listen to that. jumparound rap song over and over and. over again but what if you just want to. go watch a baseball game can't you just. go to a Dodger game it's really tricky. you can wear your Boston Red Sox hat oh. that's interesting it's weird see Ed I. don't understand you also can't do that. if your team's not playing in the game. you don't want to be that guy that's. wear or girl what are you doing that for.

from B that's that's like going to. that's like going to uh Temple uh for. someone's uh you know uh Bar Mitzvah and. I'm wearing a kinera tiara exactly and. I'm like it's just my kinera tiara why. not wear a kinera tiar to the dod that I. could do okay but I want it known I want. it announced to the world that I'm going. and I just love to watch baseball live. but my heart is with the Red Sox and. that's why I'm wearing a tiara or is it.

Tiara I guess in Boston it' be a tiara. okay um but anyway I uh maybe you could. stretch it for instance mookie bets. longtime Red Sox no he left right. there's some fans who would be like well. I still love mooki and he plays for the. Dodgers Now doesn't work no you can't. love them once they leave yeah this is. insane listen to OJ great football. player I'm going to go support him in. his trial it doesn't work that way this. is insane I I'm so happy that I'm not a.

sports person because I don't have I. like that you're just saying Sports. person I'm glad I don't indulge in this. fer all of sportist my dad was a big. Sports person and he took me to all. these USC games and as soon as we get. there I would turn around get on my. knees and play with my GI Jo's with my. back to the game the entire time and my. dad had his head in his hands. loser you know what I imagine USC games. yeah I imagine your.

I imagine G going I just imagine gorley. going to a gym and it's all equipment. that you've seen in the Titanic it's. like from. 1911 it it's wooden pins that he throws. around and everyone's got to have a. mustache I do like soccer though quite a. bit Yeah and don't call it football I. won't we're not having that we. should let's get a box you do the Falcon. thing and we get a box and we hang out. well FOH is a part owner isn't he your. homie or something like that yeah he's. my homie I've he hasn't returned my. calls in years and time I call a falcon.

answers I just want to talk to will no. no he's moved on moved on um I do think. it's okay if you wear a Boston hat to a. Dodger game it is you guys are making. up I've seen people wear hats from. other teams yeah it's not I don't care. what you've seen other people do. everyone knows you're from Boston I know. SE other people throw up on a cab uh no. I that doesn't make it cool I'm not. going to do it okay not going to happen. don't go to I went to a game five.

recently against the Padre's that. was fun I turned my back on the USC. Trojans at 3 years old oh you dick you'd. probably do that now you know what I. love is you now going to a game and. turning your back and getting out your. little Dungeons and Dragons figures and. laying them out I hope people beat you I. hope you are beaten I hope you are so. badly beaten badly beaten people you're. reprehensible yeah so much so. that when we first visit you in the. hospital we're not allowed to see you. cuz you're still being stabilized there.

that's not a mean thing to say at all. what a specific I hope you're beaten so. badly that on our first visit we're not. allowed to see I turned my back on you. oh yeah so spe wow uh oh look back. turned on. us he's hey nerd stop playing with your. G Joe toys you'll get yours lady.