Conan Has A Big Posse | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conan O'Brien needs. friend and uh what are you laughing. about I don't know you know often when. you when you come right in with a hey. there son and I just exchange a look. like is he gon to make it through how's. this going to. go at best that makes me self-conscious. well that's even and I can't I can't. roll through you know oh no now we won't. look at each other well I might want I. might want to put up some kind of. curtain or something for the open and. then it slowly Rises so can see each.

other once I've gotten through the open. but I it is distracting okay sorry and. uh we need to run this like a. professional organization okay take it. again we won't do anything no no I just. want to tell you that hey. there welome to Conan O'Brien needs a. friend I do need a friend always in need. of a friend you can't have too many. friends actually not true you can have. too many friends yeah who I just you. know if you had like don't you find that. sometimes like yeah you get to a certain. stage life and someone is kind of.

interested maybe in being your friend. and you think I'm all set I'm set until. the grave yeah the or unless some of. them dies the older you get the smaller. your circle needs to be I have told. people I like you you seem like a nice. person I would be your friend but I need. for one of my friends to die that's what. you told me yeah yeah no I but I didn't. say you'd ever be a friend no that was. just uh you I said that was the. acquaintance list yeah which is much uh. you could be an acquaintance of mine if. an acquaintance dies.

but Sona right do you agree with what. I'm saying you don't have room you have. you have twins you have Tac your husband. Tac texian you don't have name okay yeah. whatever yeah no not whatever that's. just not his name you can't just say. whatever do you know for years I thought. that was his name I know I think there's. people who probably think is it t Toran. okay I don't know I'm honestly asking. you what his last name is you know what. his last name is I I don't know his last. name it's bran you God oh man okay well. anyway let's go back to the friend thing.

okay what I'm saying is you have a full. plate I have a lot of you've got two. children yeah uh you've got Tac last. name whatever he wants to say it is okay. uh and then um you've got I know your. friends piss right yeah that's true. Christina who I've called Piss Veronica. Angie you know you got a bunch ofs Meg. Lindsay right you have a lot of friends. yeah so if another person came along at. this point and said hey I want to be. your friend and have some time with you. would you tell them I'm full up no I.

wouldn't and you know what I actually. made a friend recently and we went to. the Huntington Library together and we. had a really lovely day and we had lunch. and it was really nice is this an affair. or a. friend no no she's my friend she's my. friend now we'll like text every once in. you meet um she's Armenian she's a. comedian her name's Mary and she's. really funny and I you know we just ran. into each other at a lot of different. events and she's cool I like her do your. current friends resent at all that. you've taken taking on a new friend no.

friends don't think like that no that's. not how friends work they don't get mad. that you have more friends what kind of. friends do you have the people that. really like keep track of this stuff. okay really keep track those are our. friends yeah well that's all I have I'm. sorry but um no I want to share you no I. don't I well you understand what I'm. saying don't you Matt that at a certain. point you're set you've got your friends. You' got your yeah you've got your. friends and you like I don't understand.

this all I'm saying I'm open to more. friends but you got to be a banger you. know what I mean you really got to a. real Corker like you got to come in. dancing right you got to have real good. spirro Anu memorabilia exactly you have. to have a loot that's in tune um you. need to have your together and. that's how I feel which is you can come. to me you can ask me if you want to be. my friend but you got to bring something. to the table because at this point I've. you know you know my friends I've got a. big posy yeah you know I've got a big I.

roll deep with a lot of friends yeah. three to four people why are we doing. this. podcast so like is it though it's called. Conan O'Brien needs a friend yes but. what isn't what I think what should be. implied is let's see if you make it oh. what do you think the like series finale. of this podcast is is there a friend for. you do you bring one of these people in. and finally announce I've I've had you a. number of times you're the one you're. the friend oh so we should make up like.

The Bachelor kind of like I should hand. a rose when this thing finally comes to. the end which I hope isn't for a long. long time months from now I I think I. should hand a rose or a plate of corn. beef are you going to have an overnight. and then like go to their Hometown and. meet their families and stuff too I've. never watched these shows is that what. happens that's what happens when you say. there's an overnight do they have sex I. mean that's implied they have sex on. television Camas AR no the cameras. aren't on but it's implied and there's. like rose Petals on the bed and then.

they're like you know they start making. out and is that sexy to have rose petals. on the bed I mean I personally supposed. to be rose petals right what do you put. on it I see I got I up like. succulents like Cactus yeah for elza. once I was trying to be romantic and I. went and there was just a a. shrub there was a shrub that I saw near. the Fus it was like a Fus and I just. pulled it out I remember when I I pulled. it out and then my hands broke out in. these big sores but then I just threw it. all over over the bed and she said how.

is this sexy and I said come on this is. what people do it's a sh what. dirt do you have on this woman that you. got her to marry you I don't know I I. definitely married up did it have the. roots and like the dirt there soil all. over the bed oh man come on that's s. sexy and also a traffic sign that was. nearby it said deer crossing and and it. was Rusty and that came out too oh no so. that was just up near the pillow yeah. and then the yeah the deer didn't no one. was slowing down for the deer the deer.

were like this should be okay there's a. sign. lump antler jelly all over the. place I love deer going it should be. fine there's a. sign and then the other deer's like. should we check that it's still there. and the first deer is like who would. move a deer crossing sign there's only. Shrubbery here there aren't roses here I. go with no peripheral vision what.

get your deer jelly antler jelly nose. jelly hoof jelly we've got it all oh man. come on don't kill the deer yeah that's. not sexy don't do the shrubs all right. now you tell me now you tell me humor. like that this was after we had already. had two children. nonsense fortunately my two kids had. already come along when I tried the. shrub.

hey threw a shrub on the bread let's do. it.