Conan & Gourley Love The Rain In Los Angeles | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to Conor Brien needs a. friend joined as always by Sona messian. hello Sona hi and of course Matt gorley. Hi and um it has been raining constantly. here in Los Angeles and when people say. it's been raining constantly in Los. Angeles it means it has rained yeah uh. and it's it's been actually a couple of. days of uh intense rain that's made the. national news but I have to say there's. an upside to it which is we get to dress. like adults and I'm talking specifically.

to you Matt and to myself. because um I just whenever the weather. is kind of chilly or rainy I love. wearing clothing that's not a T-shirt. and a jean jacket and some sneakers and. it looks like my mom just packed my. balone sandwich and I'm off to summer. camp so I don't know and I walk in today. and you are dressed like the Old Spice. guy you've got that really cool peacat. oh yeah and but it's it's it's not nice.

to wear it's nice to wear clothing and. there's something about Los Angeles that. infantilizes people you can see like the. most successful person in La walking. down the street you know someone with. like a billion dollars and they're. wearing a hoof arted. t-shirt and you know they're wearing. some stretchy pants so they're they can. do yoga squat whenever they need to and. some big balloon sneakers and you're. like what how old are you I'm 77 you. know it's just you are you picking up on.

any of this I love I think there was a. year once where I wore flipflops every. day for a whole year and when I was in. school and this is this rain. sucks no this rain Su it's great R is. great people should be dressing like. they're doing a spy Dead Drop in East. Berlin in 1969 yeah and this is where. this is where so today um I did some. traveling recently and I was in Ireland. and I brought with me this this tweet. suit that I've had for a while uh I'm. not going to give you any grief for this.

no no I know I know I always I always. look it's it's it's common knowledge. that I attack you for my own flaws um. just because uh my self-hate comes out. when I see you and I'm learning vice. versa too but I um that's a nice moment. but anyway so I have this nice uh coat. and these matching pants and I wear them. today and I swear to God I have a. different I feel like uh I'm a teacher. at Eaton yeah like some kind of British. school and it's the late 50s and they're. just kind of the post World War II.

rationing is still going but I've I've. got a stiff upper lip and I'm going off. I'm courting the land lady I'm a. bachelor you know uh yeah do you know. what I mean and I'm walking around and. I've I I've got my boots on and I just I. don't know I and it's so ridiculous it's. so ridiculous but and then everyone else. is waiting for please please 72 degrees. and sunny yeah 72 degrees in sunny and. this is what I like I like this move. just go go somewhere else both of you.

both of you buy an apartment like in I. don't know Seattle where all the time I. think about it me too but you know what. the problem is Seattle all they do is. wear fleece it's all fleece it's all. North Face people if you go to the if. you go to the Opera my wife is from. Seattle I've spent a lot of time in. Seattle and I love Seattle but if you. went to the fanciest ball in Seattle if. such a thing existed everyone there. would be wearing big floppy fleece when. I met my wife Liza all she owned was.

fleece jeans and fleece I can't do. modern athleisure it has to be oh my. wool knit you know what I mean you two. sound so like Upper Crest I need my. tweets I need my can can I say one thing. can I say one thing son you're making us. into stereotypes and caricatures and. that's not what we are let me let me. talk wait minut let me talk about this. you're doing it I found this monacle. store where you can get you can get a. horn remed just like the one on hog and.

it's so great like I don't even need a. mon both my eyes you know it's the same. prescription but um but what I do is I. buy two monocles and I hold them in uh. and they act like glasses but they're. they're even more uh EIT This is highly. erotic do you agree oh highly disagree. this is the least erotic thing I've ever. heard so you want cold weather but you. want a cold weather where everyone's. dressing kind of Posh like Posh not Posh. not Posh we're talking like Irish Pub. yeah Irish Pub exactly this is not Posh.

we're talking about we're talking about. Irish Pub I would I wish I smoked a pipe. and I wish I wish that when I smoked a. pipe and and this is a line from The. Simpsons not a line I wrote but a line. that I really loved at the time when I. was working there um Flanders talked. about how sometimes he liked to smoke. smoke his pipe and he said yep sometimes. I like to fire up the old Brier. and I remember thinking godamn it I wish. I smoked so I could get a big crazy pip. cuz you know I do bits I could do bits.

with a pencil think what I could do with. a pipe oh my God I would get a big pipe. and I would I would get a very I would. get the tobacco pouch and I would get my. little tool that packs it in and I'd say. well time to fire up the old Brier and I. would Puff on that pipe and then I'd. walk around in my Tweed coat and be just. a dick hey Conan yeah I bought a new. umbrella yesterday no you didn't which. is. it it's extra long so you can use it as. a walking yes yeah get I have a little.

wolf little wolf's head on I wish what. am I what am I in. Heaven Come on well if you don't have a. wolf's head on the handle then you're in. Hell sir hell I. say uh all right we got to get into. it please please make this. end.