Conan & Gourley Have Been Invited To Join The DILFs Of Larchmont | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Hey, Conan O'Brien here. Welcome to. Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend. Joined as. always by Sona Movsesian. Hi, Sona. Hi. And of course, Matt Gourley. Hi. Good to see you, Matt. Matt, you have uh. some props. You're a prop comic now? No. Uh this was handed to me by the. lovely Ruthie uh in the same way that uh. a child is dropped off at a fire. station's doorstep. This is. Or Moses. Uh a young Moses arrives in a. reed basket. Well, this was, I believe, literally. found on the doorstep here. And it says.

to Conan O'Brien and Matt Gourley. Huh. Um. That's nice. And uh it says. "Conan and Matt, great news. By. unanimous vote, the DILFs of Larchmont. are proud to grant you honorary. membership. We are a highly selective. unit of local dads who live up to our. slogan, protect and provide. As elite. members, you now have the right and. responsibility to wear the hat, lean. into dad jokes, and grill things in a. robe. We know you'll make us proud. With. honor, Dan Learman, founder, DILFs of.

Larchmont.". So. DILFs. I don't understand. Larchmont, let me. explain to the listener or viewer, if. you're consuming us that way. My hat is covered in cobwebs. Oh god, it has a long HAIR ON IT. GROSS, GET IT OFF. SOMEONE was murdered. in this hat. Well, wait a minute. So, I should. explain uh Larchmont refers to the area. where on Larchmont Boulevard, Larchmont.

Village uh here in Los Angeles. Yes. Uh and this is where we uh have our. little building. And so, I guess this. person knows that this is where we do. our work. just know that? I didn't know people knew that. Isn't that weird? Well, they sure know it now. Mm. Um. mine has a number on the inside. Does. yours, too? Mine says 21. Well, mine says 20. Hey, hey guys, real cool. In on the ground floor. So, I'm numbered. DILF stands for. What? Dad, I'd like to a dad.

WAIT, WHAT? WELL, IT'S all right. YOU PROBABLY KNOW. WELL, YOU KNOW. You know what a milf is. Oh, yeah. And dilf is a dad I'd like to. Oh, I didn't know that. I'VE NEVER HEARD. THE TERM. A mom is a mom I'd like to and a. dad is a dad I'd like to. Does anyone want to a dad? Hopefully mom. Well, like so you know, I mean a milf is. a hot. mom. A dilf is a hot dad. Okay. So, um. That's a compliment. You're You guys are. two hot dads, man. But wait a minute. Didn't this come not.

from a woman? It came from Who is this? A dad. a society of dilfs here in Larchmont. called the dilfs of Larchmont. Okay. So, guys they think you guys are. Dads. This dad. Dads who people like to think we're. dads that they'd like to. They want to. Wait, what? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You guys are dilf ilfs. You're. dads I like to I like to. Yes. dilf ilfs. To dilf? Dads dads like to.

No, because these are dilfs who want to. you guys. You know what? I think they're calling. and they want to resend it right now. I think we're. I think they're on the line. You know what we are? I think it's like. incredibly obvious that people want to. us that other dads. So, it's we are. dilf ilfs, duh. Oh, wow. Can we fit that on the hat? Let's see. Don't you think? Yeah. I'm a dilf ilf, duh. Right? Oh my god. Oh, cuz obvi- Yeah.

Conan O'Brien? I don't know. And you're like a dilf ilf, duh. What's that supposed to mean? You're sort of trailing off. They're. getting a look at your shirt. They're. wondering. Is he going to My shirt? WELL, I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T WANT TO BUY. ice cream from you in the '20s. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN PRISON PAJAMAS. THESE AREN'T PRISON PAJAMAS. THOSE ARE PRISON PAJAMAS. THESE ARE NOT. THIS IS A VERY NICE. BEAUTIFUL BLUE SHIRT. YEAH. DILL FIGHT.

each other UP. HEY, LET'S MAKE THAT MOVIE DILL FIGHT. OH, YEAH. Things get real. god, that's good. Dill fight. You know what I mean? It's sort of like. Fight Club, but it's just two guys with. like grilling spatulas. spatulas and like a TV remote. Yeah. and a baby. whatever Bjorn. Yeah. Tell us get that. Dill fight. Dill fight. Dill fight. of like at the vacant lot at midnight, it's it's at the like Trader Joe's at. high noon or something like that. Yeah. And first they have to make sure they. still got those cedar chips.

The peach ones? The peach flavored ones? Yeah, they still got them. All right, let's do the fight. Let's get the chips. first. hold on, hold on. You still got that. pumpkin cider that comes out every. September? Yeah. Okay. All right, I'm ready. We'll be in. We'll be in in a few minutes, but first. we're going to have it out. Hey, why are we going to fight? Let's. just Let's just have a beer and a cider. Come on. Talk about smoking meat. Yeah, and can I lose this gruff voice. and just talk how I normally do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's not who you. are. Okay. I like it. This movie sells itself. to absolutely no one.

Congrats on being admitted into the. Dilfs of Larchmont. an elite society that hands out hats in. a bucket that are covered in cobwebs and. stray hairs. Yes. Thank you. Dilfs. Dilfs of Larchmont. We appreciate the sentiment. I expect to see us represented in these. little silhouettes here, though. Are there little silhouettes, too? one really tall one. Yeah. I'll draw a little longer legs on mine. Yeah. Wait, that'll look like the other guys. are hovering. Anyway, let's get going.