Conan & Gourley Arm Wrestle | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend and I want to tell you what we. were just talking about in the studio. and I insisted let's turn on I said. let's activate the microphones so. Eduardo turned them on this is what we. were just talking about I made a. declaration that I'm pretty sure I could. take anybody in this room in a physical. fight except I said bla I don't think I. could take you cuz you work out all the. time thank you very much you could I. don't think I could but um and then. everyone started to get into it like no.

you couldn't you couldn't take Ed. Eduardo but you said more than that yeah. you said I'd fight you without my hands. yes well I know that you're a huge and I. still think he'd win yeah I no I think. you're a huge you're a huge soccer fan. you love lonel Messi it's lonel by the. way um and uh wow I just think you'd. probably like in the back of your mind. think I can't use my hands I've got to. get them with my feet and then I just. lay you out you know and then Adam I'm. sorry but I just it would be over very. quickly agree yeah yeah I think Adam's.

the the quiet prize fighter you know. have you been in many physical fights. very. few very few very few s Sona I think. rightfully said that she couldn't see me. getting like working up enough rage uh f. i i yeah I I think first of all um You. Remind Me and the listener is probably. thinking well we can't picture this Adam. Sachs imagine a milder Michael Sarah no.

is that fair like even. milder and not as strong like a Michael. like Michael Sarah is like on steroids. compared to Adams tall and live I think. do you want arm wrestle across the table. oh yes come on no I can't this Rotator C. oh really huh I'd like to see this my. money's on this guy wait a minute the. whoever wins an arm wrestling uh. struggle does not win the fight no it is. it is a one indicator.

it it doesn't mean I'm I would beat you. in a fight but it would it means I'd. beat you in a single you know feet of. strength well this thing's in the. way no listen but listen let's keep the. conversation going for a bit first okay. and then we'll see if this so-called. test of fighting aptitude and gets us. there you know so every time you're in a. a stressful situation or let's say. you're walking down the the street with. your wife and some fug stands in the way. and says give me your money you're going. to say We'll arm wrestle and see who. gets my.

is that what you'll say it's I mean it. came to mind we can figure out other. ways to test our how about I fight you I. fight you but you're blindfolded I mean. do that you know miked up it's easier to. sit at the table and what about now Matt. what do you when you see me when you see. you coming after me I know you're Aegis. and stuff but come on I mean look at. look at this guy this no you look great. you're super fit free range and um I. want to say this the only thing I've got. going in my corner is a desperate need. to prove something to you my father. figure yes and so that might be enough.

to take me over the top also I'm betting. just because I know you got a whole lot. of flea markets and you love to buy. weird things I bet you have a Flemish. suit of armor at home and probably some. kind of antique brass knuckle or a umbr. with a knife cane you know you have all. kinds of weapons ironically I bet you. have those what's an ironic oh you know. like a bumbero that has a little that's. what I just said a little knife that. comes out that's what I literally just I. know but it comes out but one that has. like a James Bond what I just said you. didn't say one that has a little knife. that.

did you I did did he say that oh I think. I would lose this fight I wouldn't even. know I was in a fight I'm telling you um. as my body grows stronger and it does. every day ladies um I think my mind is. going I didn't hear you say that but. then again I was yelling at you and I. wasn't really listening you need your. mind you got you know you can't just be. Fleet of foot you need your mind in a. fight you know yeah and coordination you. have no coordination you have no. coordination get to the bigger thing and. I think Sona could take you I can easily. take you and you know the.

I will say this an angry Sona beats. everyone in this room I think we're and. I've seen you when your blood is up yeah. and you are the kisi it's it's insane. the dragons the whole thing you're just. but you don't have you yes you are a. strong person and I have I have a lot of. inner rage you do but you also you don't. have very much coordination and I think. you'd be doing a lot of bits you be. putting the pen and be like hey mustache. pen yes yes I would do bits as I fought. which I think is very impressive um I. manage to do bits when I fight people I.

don't think that is impressive and I. think you get beaten beaten up unless. it's a distracting tactic oh it wouldn't. be distracting it's a lot of me using. glasses if I have a pen I make it a. mustache or I make it like like I'm a. wus with one with one tus I'm the walrus. with one Tusk you know there's only one. way to decide this and that is right now. Fight Club yeah Battle Royale six of us. why don't you guys go right now okay so. Jesus God what what are you doing trying. swing at you already I feel like I don't.

know anything about arm wrestling. technique but I can tell I I know. nothing about arm wrestling all right. and I don't think it's a chest of. strength all right on your marks and we. we hold these hands wait what are you. guys doing the bottom can I say. something Matt reached over and held my. other this is over the top rules if we. don't have the little joysticks what but. why did you hold my hand this is what. you do hey do you want to get one milk. shake and two straws hey how about we. both we we both start on different ends. of a strand of and move our way the.

middle have you people never arm. wrestled with someone you loved dearly. and wanted to get Clos can I say. something else give me your hand he held. my hand and he did a little bit of that. it was a little bit of a rub no why are. you doing it you do this no that that's. on the side that's not in the middle. that's on the side that's blocking a. disagreement Has Broken Out In chess. club is What's happen the weirdest I. have seen my microphone is over here. what are you doing with this hand I have.

seen this technique before yeah when. okay but ah wait a minute wait a minute. wait a minute wait a minute he's wait a. minute you're on this side of the table. pushing that way totally Fu gy Won. easily no but you saw what he did let's. do you're on like this side of the table. there's no way well let's switch places. then like arm wrestling no just stay. there but get here this is. chaos here we go ready wa wait no when.

when one one to one one to one hold his. other hand come on I'm. not up his arm you all right you okay. what happened what the wrong with. you what the is wrong with you. can't you arm wrestle oh my God oh my. God look at that he he broke my skin da. him with the pen here's the thing dirty.

po when I said I would win what I'm. telling you is I would win I would use. anything in the room to win yeah you. know what you would I think you would I. think you're the best like cheater yeah. I don't call it cheating is it cheating. when Jason. Bourne. uses he uses something in the kitchen. when the Russian attacks him and beats. him he does use a pen but he uses the. the pointy nib and you just took like.

the blunt curvy Ed because I didn't look. at that mant I didn't want to hurt you. do you realize if that if I used the. sharp I thought about that you did you. could have killed me I would like my. dream is that all of you attack me at. once that's my dream too okay I think we. all I think we all have the same dream. we you all attacked me at once and um uh. and and then I just become this like. whirly gig this Red Tornado there's.

potatoes in there and fists and you all. and then there's single shots of each of. you flying up against the wall and. Eduardo you hit the wall and then you go. like do you hear birds and you slowly. sink to the bottom and and then you hit. the wall and your hair is turned jet. black B guys he's he's begging us to. attack him this is our our chance to. take this man down I'm giving you listen. it doesn't even have to be now you can. you're allowed to attack me at anytime. I'm like clo yeah I just want to I love. the idea and do you have to see it or. can we ninja style it oh I'd like to see.

you try Eduardo I can hear you coming a. mile away muttering the latest soccer. scores that's what you do Eduardo that's. what you do everybody down to Arenal. two two that's a. score. ridiculous Manchester. one I always hear you before I see you. um I do think that when powered by raid. age uh or if I feel that my career is at.

stake then I become a whirly gig yeah. but you know I mean you don't feel that. like so when you don't feel those things. you're not you're powerless yeah I'd be. killed quickly yeah okay at least you. know that yeah I do feel like you and. this is not a joke I do feel like there. is some kind of superpower that. activates when you're shooting a remote. yes like or we're doing a bit like we. were uh if I can say this we were in. Thailand and it was was a sex trip you.

don't talk about that oh you mean for. the uh for the new HBO Max show the new. HBO Max show but don't talk about the. other time we went to Thailand that. really gets his. R the second time we went to Thailand it. was 108 degrees and even people who live. there were like like dying and not only. did you outside do a whole uh kickboxing. thing like a very physical for I think. like 2 hours you also we went to a. Climbing gym and you climb. to the Top If if I think it's going to.

be funny uh I can do things you can walk. on you will walk on water well no that's. making me Christlike okay sorry I think. I'm uh more of a Buddha uh allseeing all. knowing omnicient big belly um I uh I. think that yes I need those kind of. stakes otherwise yeah I would collapse. immediately I'm a tissue man a man made. of tissue yeah but uh let's uh let's see. you're all welcome to attack me at any. time so we should attack you off camera. is what you're saying or on whatever you.

want to do if you want to attack me. would your brothers kick your ass first. of all that's just. rude and and secondly yes. yeah yeah for sure Neil Neil bigger than. me much stronger than me but actually. Luke and I together couldn't take Neil. so we used to try and we were like these. two small countries in the Ottoman. Empire that banded together to try and. take on you know a huge Empire we and he. could still take us and he would just uh. laugh and and throw us around the room.

so I think um maybe a secret uh to why. I'm so hostile I we who can know who can. never know did you pick on Justin cuz he. was so little I would never do that and. Justin if you're listening my. apologies for 15 years of hell I had to. go to college so I had to stop oh okay. okay good no I would play with Justin. all the time he's our youngest and um. but I would play my games were insane I. mean he was like tra he was it's like he. was trapped like the. so most he he would say can we play cops.

and robbers and I'd say sure and so I'd. be the robber and he'd be the cop and. then he'd like say you're under arrest. and I'd say well okay I'm suing you now. and he'd be like what and I'd set up a. table and say you need to fill out these. forms because I think you had no right. and I think you avoided my. constitutional rights and then I. remembered it ended once with him I said. you have to go into this prison because. you you've been taking off the police. force this is like 19 81 he said you.

have to go into this prison. and I said you're you're the guy who. shares a sub with you is a robot who's. there to spy on you and he was like. what's happening I just want to play. cops and robbers oh my God so that's I. mean and he's a lawyer now he's a lawyer. now I think to fight to fight those same. injustices I love you Justin and I. apologize I I thought we were having fun. I don't even know you and I love you. Justin and I sympathize and I feel for.

you and I apologize it's so funny I had. to leave my I had to leave my family and. I recreated one here and I figured out a. way to turn it into a quasi business. yeah I. know and then just oh good I can pick on. these guys you're the Neil yeah not. really um all right well this was I. think we learned a lot I think we. learned a lot here which is gorley you. would fairly beat me arm wrestling I. still think if it was a real fight I.

could distract you I just I could say. there's some memorabilia over there from. the Nixon Museum and then I would just. take your head off true and I don't. think it's worth it to arm wrestle. unless you can hold hands so what's the. point otherwise get a little give a. little it's not weird look it up people. that's how you grade school arm wrestle. so weird I don't know and he had like. it's weird it was it was really weird it. was tend talk you know in the middle the. no that's what you use when you don't. have the overthe toop joysticks that. hands they've never hands he wanted to.

hold my hand Let It Go you hold hands. you arm wrestle you see each other later. you realize you're closer than you think. you find out what's in common okay and. then you and then you take a little. Drive yeah.