Conan & Gourley Are Wearing Matching Jackets | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

you both look fantastic thank you for. being here we don't often do this we. don't often do the podcast with an. audience but I like it I performed in. front of audiences for almost 30 years. loved it I feel I get a lot of energy. from it sometimes I'm giving cocaine. after the show I hope from the audience. oh yeah. who's the coke mule today. trust me always in the back. um he's a lovely guy anyway uh I'm.

really happy I'm really happy that we. have a crowd here and Sona tell us uh. how are you how's your life going. everything's good. okay well that's all the time we have. yay no I have there's really nothing I. wish there was I wish there was some. excitement I mean I've like keep my. friends keep telling me when they go out. and I don't go out like I use oh but you. you went out during in your use and for. maybe 10 years we were working together. you tore it up I did you went out every. night and killed it yeah and then uh.

slept mostly at work the next day yes I. did speaking of a rum and then uh so you. had your fun you had your guitar I did. it's just weird that like now I don't I. don't do that anymore well I think Matt. Gourley does enough partying for all of. us yeah right no. you know last time we did the uh podcast. in front of this in this room in front. of an audience like this there was a. woman who only came here to see you was. it the one that I wasn't here or was you.

were not here yeah yeah and you weren't. here and she only came here to see you. and I said of course you probably you. know I said no big deal but Matt. gorley's not going to be here today. thinking that it would you know not even. be a speed bump in the road. this woman was heartbroken maybe she was. here to kill me though I don't know she. did have a weapon yeah did she yell out. Pasadena oh yeah I think that's her. right I think it was here for that okay. no no you were not you were not here she. was really disappointed I hone in on a.

disappointed audience member when. someone's less than pleased with me this. comes from childhood if someone slightly. less than pleased from me my skin burns. and so I was quite aware that something. was off with the crowd and I found it I. talked to this woman I don't know if she. ever and then it turns out she knows. where you live not address wise she knew. what street you were on you know really. yeah I told her. I told her exactly and I said there's. there it says there's an alarm system.

but it's not real they just got the sign. this is my new mistress yes oh yes oh. she's great that's how you met your. mistress yes she literally came in. through the garage uh well I hope uh you. guys are you know hope you're doing well. yeah as I said you're you were kind of. wearing cogs in this machine same jacket. we didn't even plan this these are chord. Bros yeah corn Bros you guys in corduroy. yeah a party yep nothing says an. exciting night of fun. like two middle-aged white guys in. corduroy think of the noise make if we.

hugged. strangest pickup line I've ever heard. that's what my mister said the minute. she peeked out the door. I often say that think of the noise we'd. make if we hug. I don't even remember how I used to try. and start and chat with ladies back in. the day did you have a line I didn't. have it well I used to say I didn't know. Angels flew so low no no you wouldn't do.

that never did that the audience was. horrified yeah no I never ever ever did. anything like that I usually say this. skin will clear up. [Laughter]. 10 years in 10 years it'll be a drug and. then you'll love me that wasn't even. your voice you were just doing that. voice that was my voice then I've had. several operations since then no I I. didn't have good game I didn't really. have good game you know did you use any.

kind of first line with your wife Liza. when you met her was there any like. first quip or first uh I met Eliza when. I was shooting a remote in New York city. so it's all on I mean you would know. better than I would because it was on. camera right I talked to her I met an. advertising agency and I was supposed to. shoot a remote there and the cameras are. rolling and I just start talking to this. woman and very quickly I'm not even. trying to be funny I'm not Conan in a. remote yeah I'm Conan O'Brien saying in.

love. not yet. um oh no I'm kidding uh I'm Conan. O'Brien just saying things like no no. that's really cool and so your father oh. okay I get it and she's then saying. asking me questions I'm like no no I. mean I studied English but then I also. studied history and my producer was. listening with you know a headset on I. was like what is what is wrong with him. what's going on and uh so it's now out. there our kids have watched us meet. that's amazing it's in 2000 we met in. 2000 yeah and so they've watched us meet.

and I don't want to watch it because I. remember it and I know this sounds. schmaltzy but I know what I know that. that moment was special to me and I. don't want to see it you know uh in a. digital format does that make sense yeah. I think so yeah yeah that's nice does it. make sense to you guys yeah I think you. think it's kind of sweet. okay what the hell is wrong with you. people. such why can't you just. part isn't it sweets I.

bullied them into it. it's so sweet.