Conan Got Sunburned In New York City | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend joined as always by my Chums I. suppose contractual Chums sonum. Obsession that's a good way to put it we. have and we're Chums yours is written on. a lettuce leaf a uh listen um you just I. was trying to do the introduction and. you kept badgering me about my face. which you say is it looks extra red like. you got a little sunburned I did or I'm. having some sort of stroke oh it could. be could be that okay but I think it's.

because I got a lot of sun and I'll tell. you why I was in uh New York City for a. couple of days on business I'm a man. that's got Affairs to manage and I uh. was walking around Manhattan a lot you. love to walk I do like to walk typical. Paradise of Manhattan well at this time. of year okay this time of year uh late. spring early summer yeah it and so. nothing provides shade there well okay. this is a fun thing that you're doing. you know.

I'm Fred a stair trying to dance and you. keep throwing concrete cinder blocks at. my feet anyway. yes I was there and it uh rained the. entire time we were. there going you know what Adam Adam. doesn't look at all like he got any son. Adam to clarify the first day that we. were there it was sunny and I was. walking around a lot on that day and it. doesn't take me very long to get read. now that so I did yes so I did did I.

mean so yeah okay Perry Mason uh it he. did get you I'm Consulting the almano he. did it I think I was there for four days. but I got a lot of sun the first day. walking around and then the rest of the. time it was raining I did have a very. unique just a very New York experience. and um I know it's uh my my agent was. walking with me uh Rick Rose and we were. walking hand inand as agent and client. do you're skipping yeah we're skipping. la la la la he was taking 10% of my joy.

and but anyway walking down the street. and this was on the sunny day and this a. guy who was probably in his 30s and he. and he had that New York look of you. know everyone there was honking their. horns and they honk a lot they h a lot. because the traffic was bad and people. were uptight and big Honkers and yeah. and and uh I'm walking along with uh. with my agent and uh and this guy is. walking by and he looks kind of intense.

and he sees me and he says I really. like your show it's good. but he said it and my my agent said. what's he so mad about and he's a fan of. the podcast but he said it like I'm. gonna kill you but if you just. look at the transcript what he said was. quite nice yeah he said I really. like you I like that show and. then he kept walking and um off to I. think stab someone in the eye but I was. wondering is do you find people often.

like your material against their will is. that yes I think oh that makes sense. that is one way to look at it is every. it was going against his better judgment. and he was angry but I also felt like. that's probably how he proposed to his. wife yeah I want to marry you I'm going. to marry the out of you I'm going. to put a ring on your finger. we're going to be together for 50 years. and be happy and create Eternal bond be. buried side by side you like but. that's how that that kind of felt like. who he was I get a little angrier in New.

York cuz you have to be on your A game. you know you're walking and then you're. behind someone who's slow and you're. like this person who's slow and. then you walk around um everybody's. sunburned yeah okay I'm telling you this. is what happens if if I'm someplace for. four days and one day is sunny I will. come back uh you know looking like a. tomato I just will I I have and I should. have put on some sunscreen. I usually am pretty good about it you.

are you are what you are good about. putting on yeah but I didn't do it when. I was in New York because I thought the. same thing you guys were thinking it's. I'm not going to put on sunscreen and. walk around New York City and again it. didn't even seem that sunny out I. shouldn't live on planet Earth I don't. think I belong on Earth all right so. what happens now when you get a little. burnt like do you have to like go see. your dermatologist does okay all right. well I also I don't think I don't know. how it works I don't think I'm with me. yeah I have to go going into a. hyperbaric.

chamber and I have to be attended to by. Mormons for 9. weeks what and be they put creams and. yeah they cover me with creams really. it's a Howard Hughes reference he was. attended by Mormons you got to know your. references anyway why the Mormons he. Howard Hughes uh had was very. controlling and he he wanted uh white. male Mormons to take care of him I think. he thought you know I mean look the man. was kind of kooky and yes a little kooky. I don't know how we you sidetracked me.

but um I did a what I thought was a. clever reference and you could pick it. up or not but then uh I I just asked no. and I'm telling you I just asked I. didn't get the reference I just you know. what if you were working for Howard. Hughes he'd be right now clawing at you. with his 10in fingernails to be fair I. kind of am working for Howard Hughes oh. please I have more money than him wait. what happened what is that that's my. alarm oh no the water. fell oh my God.

oh my God let me explain no cats let me. explain to The Listener what just. happened what why did your why did your. alarm go up because it was cuz I had to. put money that's a microphone I had to. put money in my meter and I and people. are probably going to be like what you. have to pay to go to work and you know. what you give you give us all free. parking spaces but it's too far what is. that well we're putting these are um. very.

elect table now Eduardo freaks out cu. Eduardo built this studio and um Eduardo. why don't you explain 18 people in here. while we're cleaning why don't you. explain what could be happening to the. electronic system can we finish the. story cuz you didn't explain what. happened now I know we'll get there in a. second can you let the will you let the. coach run the team is that are you the. coach yeah I'm a very masculine coach. this is Friday Night Lights this will be. brief not coach the the spilled over two.

microphone ports that we don't use that. often but essentially I've got a port I. don't use too often but if we try if we. try to connect microphones to them the. likelihood is they're not going to work. now oh is that true yeah now now do we. have to do we have to take do we have to. take the whole uh you know table apart. I'll probably have to take the table. apart at a future date and replace those. two wait why why did you build something. that could is it made of sugar what. what's the why did you build something. that was so fragile well electronics and. water usually not a good combination.

unless you know what you're doing so. yeah now I'm just saying Eduardo I'm not. Jes Christ did we even me did you even. mention coach that you'd spilled water. all over the table well I think you're. the one to blame because your alarm went. off I went to get your phone to turn it. off I my microphone knocked over a glass. of all is I'm not I retract the formula. Electronics water and Conan not a go. combination that's I have a question but. shouldn't we if we're not using ports.

shouldn't they be covered aren't there. Port covers that we could be using God. you think you're not going to blame no. Eduardo don't you think that might be or. can we put covers on the glasses no that. wouldn't work because people frequently. sip from the glasses but if a microphone. is Port is not in use it should be. covered it should be covered should it. not now tell me if you think I have a. decent idea here Adam be fair I love the. idea okay you're so far away from a. microphone yeah he said he said it was. raining in New York.

I think we should cover the microphone. ports covers is a brilliant idea and. Eduardo I for bu idea Eduardo I forgive. you for not thinking of it okay wait. that only covers part of the problem. because what if what if your water just. spilled all the way to sona's mic. potentially and gle's original like I. would get to the water long before that. happen I have a comment to make when you. heard my phone go off did you try to. reach for my phone because you thought. the phone was ringing and you wanted to. answer it no I thought it was ringing. with a soft G oh God but um never put up.

a rap sign more fently you need to grow. up and not reach for my phone where. you're going to tip over your water. maybe it's behavioral okay well I guess. I agree oh of course Eduardo's on your. side because um he was the one that uh. failed to uh build the Challenger. properly so what you're saying is B. you're saying son you're saying bad bad. boundaries is what tipped over that I'm. saying if you were a little bit more. mature in handling my phone going off.

then this entire situation during during. a podcast I think that's that's an inre. mistake give me a parking spot give you. a parking spot parking spot you see how. much space is back there now Jeff likes. to come and park in kind of a funky way. of course Adam has to be here right yeah. but Jeff sends his car over even when he. doesn't come in he has someone drive his. car over and wedge it into the parking. space some of us have families we yeah. Andy comes with a big van that runs on.

you know castor oil and so it there's no. room back there I know and you know in. in your defense I don't know why I'm. defending you after just criticizing you. you do give me a free parking space it's. just like a block away and I just don't. want to I don't want to walk we from La. you don't walk you guys never formed. legs wow all right wow you can't anyway. you can't be out in the sun I think what. we learned here is the following okay. there was enough Sun for me to get. burned in New York so Adam you lose the. microphone port should be covered you.

should have thought of that Eduardo Sona. you have a free parking space that's. only a block away you could have gotten. there and you should turn off your alarm. when you come in Conan wins again.