Conan & Flula Borg Play An Improv Game | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I want things for you me as well I want. you to uh enjoy your time here and uh I. want you someday maybe to have a family. do you think that's possible I I'll have. a well a musical family I maybe a family. of animals of an animals you trust me. with children can you imagine me with. babies I think you'd be a great dad yeah. oh you know what I did as a matter of. fact I know we've mentioned this before. but I gave you once for fun when we were. on tour together I gave you an American. Girl doll and you uh I thought just for. fun I gave you one than you and um I.

thought that would be it and this tour. lasted a while and you bought a baby. holder Baby Baby Bjorn no relation to. flua you bought a Baby Bjorn and you. took care of this baby beautifully you. brought the baby everywhere and uh and I. thought he'd be a great dad well I'm I'm. very good with an inanimate um object. with legs and arms that cannot pee PE. poo poo or be fed okay all right but an. actual live being I would come would say.

be very careful about it yes would you. be tempted if you had seven children uh. to make them sing you know when they. before they went to bed at night yeah I. would if I had seven children I would be. tempted to say hey I be right back I'm. running some errands. everyone oh oh and then you take off. yeah I think I think the minute they. heard you say that they'd know you're. not coming back he doesn't know how to. run and does not understand the word. errands. yes yeah um con you have offspring.

yeah I do do you plan on more five five. to six more of these offsprings well I'm. uh I think uh I think no you're very. viral well I know I am mean I think. that's understood when you just hear the. oh yeah podcast it's a delicious voice. my sexual exploits are legendary uh no I. think uh I have two children and they're. they're beautiful and I love them um and. uh I think you know I'm very happy uh in. my in my marriage so no I think that's. it I think that's it for me you know I. think that's it I think there'll be no. more Conan children what finality okay.

no I just say I mean I love these two. kids and that's enough for you yeah so. you don't you're not like Constantine or. Alexander you don't need to well in some. ways I am oh yeah a conqueror a. legendary figure whose name Will. resonate through history uh reverberate. if you will I will do it um but no I. will uh I will I'll be happy to if you. had a child I would adopt it you would. adopted my child yeah if you have a. child and you want to take care of it I. will adopt your child I will commence. with the procreation process okay well. what a man you know how to get a lady.

into bed yes yes we will now commence. yes now it. happens yeah play the fal yes um what. are you hitting the clubs much recently. I don't hit any of the clubs at all um I. am doing a knot of nighttime playing of. music by myself and then I also play. Trombone in the mornings to awaken my. neighbors and also the world and that. goes over well with them no okay. wouldn't think it would no it I received. many complaints but a glissando there's. no better way to wake up Conan than with. a glissando very nice did you uh that's.

a sliding of the trombone as you play a. toot a toot you play a toot you are a. musical Maestro thank you give us a. toot yeah. yeah um do have you ever uh been in an. OAA band no I have observed OAA bands I. have been in um Sho plattler band before. where I yes I Sho plattler and the Oompa. zpa and then we we will join Sho plater. is when you slap yourself and you slap. other people as well yeah a lot of.

slapping yes that was chimpanzee as you. did but there will be other items that. you will slap like buttocks and also. knees and also toes it's like that song. yeah it's it's a crazy uh crazy I got to. do it with Andy RoR once there's a. remote you can see online where Andy RoR. and I a shoe plater it's one of my. favorite remotes we ever did because. it's out of it's insane you were there. for that actually I observed it you. observed it it was absolute Madness it. was the most German people observing you. with absolute germanity yeah very great.

they would they refuse to giggle or. laugh at anything you said no no and I. loved it it's one of my look it up it's. online go check that out I saw you be. excited at people not enjoying you oh. that's my favorite thing when people. aren't enjoying me there's a there's a. delight uh I feel. um probably when some people describe. going towards the light when they die. and they feel this peace and this calm. and they know they're going towards. their loved ones that's how I feel when. people when I'm going too far in One. Direction and people around me don't.

like it yes I'm in Nirvana I'm as happy. as I can be I feel this as well when I. do things Conan why I don't understand. this but it is a delicious time it's. like oh everything everyone thinks this. is terrible but I'm still enjoying this. snack yes and I love sometimes that oh. um this is we are born alone and we die. alone and this is this moment this pure. moment where I'm on stage in front of. all these people and I'm so delighted. with myself no one's following me on.

this and I don't know how to describe it. but I I feel uh effervescent yeah this. is a metaphor for my entire life and I'm. very excited about this Conan do you. find that this is more fun or less fun. than we people are like giggling and. laughing and clapping at you which. feeling is I always hear laughter and. giggling in my head oh it's so right. yeah right now I'm killing right now. Crush Crush Crush Crush Crush Crush yeah. yeah when I order in a restaurant I hear. huge Applause when you hit order on the. Postmates you oh I'm like whoa standing. ovation Chicago Theater 10% tip.

uh 8% is as high as I will go that's the. most yeah single digs yeah keep in the. singles I always say course. yeah buy this whole oh CHP a lot why. what's the point of that exactly why do. we do. it you're such a good improv partner yes. he yes why do we do. it um let's play a quick improv game. right now yes and okay let's try it. right now well this is pretty hard work. isn't it Joe oh that's right John I am.

also hurting from my back and also hips. oh man I can't believe we have to dig so. many holes oh this this this is so sad. look at this hole it's not deep enough. yeah well time to fill it with. marshmallow because this is marshmallow. University I thought that was a terrific. improv oh was that it well okay we'll. keep going yes yes I sure love it here. at marshmallow University me as well. good thing have enough chocolate.

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up the Improv and of course goly goes. with you on it yes but my inside brain. was also laughing. um I think you and I work very well. together uh we did some improv on stage. and then uh when I would do Q&A with the. audience you would run around with the. microphone and my favorite thing is you. would trip or bump into someone and say. in German Witch. is until you'd be running around the. microphone going and You' be going sh sh. sh I don't know why that just that made. me laugh really hard it was ACC I Wasing.

a lot of pinches people are pinching you. know pinch me if this is a real thing. happening so I received lots of pinches. lot of uh would you say people were. coming on to you I don't really know how. to read uh these things like is someone. attracted to me as usually if someone's. giving you a pinch where where on your. body it was usually buttock region and. also between the buttocks well that is. someone uh actually molesting you that's. someone molesting you T tun what the tun. no it's the taint taint not tunt tun is. that's just wrong tun is Tun is that's.

just don't ever say tun again tunt is. the weird it just sounds so wrong. because already the taint is the in. between of something so the tun feels. like even more in don't even talk about. it you know what you're not allowed to. talk about itly the tun is inside the. taint you're saying okay don't don't I'm. saying I'm I'm outlawing this word I. love it no more tun I'm good at this yes. okay yeah no more tun okay it's a tun. free zone okay taints only in this in. this this.

be you know what my favorite musical is. tell me more tun. misbehaving listen yes do you know what. my favorite Baseball hit is what's that. a tun oh yes of course it was really. yeah the bun yeah it's one they hit the. ball very slowly worst improv ever this. is terrible they don't hit the. whatever.