Conan Doesn’t Think His Podcast Is “Pee Your Pants” Funny | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey we haven't done review the reviewers. in quite some time this is where I comb. through the Apple podcast reviews and we. comment on the comments that they've. made about this show yeah it's payback. time and by the way you have to rate. Five Stars for us to even consider these. things yeah you know what I'm saying I. think that's a very good way uh to keep. me in my bubble so that I think it's. only five star it is it's only five. stars as far as you know it's only five. stars out of one.

100 this one I I just I just feel like. we need to discuss it's submitted by. Bim BM k l h k d n l DG I think a cat. walked across the. keyboard the subject is yippe and the uh. body of the comment is simply this yo. get moist on yeah to us is that. that what does it mean is it is that. what that was my initial reaction.

they're saying like this is something to. get moist to this is background music. for. the thing we we make we do we do. we do stuff you're what what is. happening with you I feel like someone. just hit you with nine Novacane blow. [Laughter]. darts you're saying that uh get moist on. what are you moist I can't I think we. are an I I think that we are a. prophylactic I think that that the birth.

rate drops when my voice is heard I. don't know I go back and forth I think. it goes up when my voice is heard you. think so huh yeah people are out there. they're to your voice. yeah so they're cutting you to so what. happens is they start going at it and. then I cut in and go well another thing. and they go and they stop immediately. it's constantly getting erect and. getting flat during the conversation. well you do that fast enough that's. pleasurable for certain people the way.

it out with your finger acts like the. penis goes out and then retracts yeah. you also what's with the. red this is you know the penis it comes. out and then it goes back inside another. day of. winter okay I'm done uh well okay so. that was the comment that's all that's. all we got from that what a horrible. country we live in I can give you. another one if you yeah give me another. one cuz uh that person's that ComEd not. a comment to get moist on no okay this. is from uh k r San Fran subject is.

peeing is in my future oh boy thanks. Conan and team for being too funny so. much so that sometimes I'm laughing so. hard I pee a little this is your fault. it was never something that happened. before and only is an issue when. listening to your pod I hope it happens. to you all someday soon great show by. the way that's really nice uh first of. all I don't think it's our fault this. person may have a problem with their. urethra and it's important that who. whoever you are you get checked out.

because our show I think is funny but. it's not pee your pants funny so I want. to say right now if you've peed your. pants while listening to this podcast. you need to see a urologist immediately. what if you've peed your pants while. recording this podcast well that uh is. something maybe you and I should talk. about a little more do you think he's. he's he's a woman or she's a girl cuz if. she's a woman then maybe it's her pelvic. floor oh a weak pelvic can a man have a.

weak pelv floor I don't know enough. about men's stuff all the better then. hold forth let's keep talking I love it. when most of most of the media is people. talking who have no idea what they're. talking about know is from a woman's P I. don't know what you do you know I know. about the pelvic floor when it comes to. a woman's stuff I think for a man it's. the prostate or the bladder and it's. nothing to do with floors or ceilings. but you know when people say this was. pee your pants funny I've laughed very. hard in my life never come close to that.

so I always thought it was just a phrase. but not something anyone could actually. do Can it can happen definitely almost. peed and sometimes even peed a little. when I laugh and that would be around me. cuz I'm the funniest person you know um. no she's marking your territory as like. stay away yeah I don't think I've ever. even come close to peeing with you. around so you've laughed really hard. hard enough to pee yeah but not around. me yeah probably oh come on I'm I I'm. like in the history books of funny and.

you're talk what what made you laugh so. you probably watch I actually think I. remember a time when I've peed and then. I've I've obviously I was a little high. and then my this was years and years ago. this was before I even had kids we were. my friend uh Christina and I were. watching something and we did a d we. were playing with the DVD player and I. pressed eject and then the DVD player. thing ejected and then I walked up and. the whole time I was like why is there. even an eject button on the remote and.

we laughed so hard I peed my pants God. wait a minute that's what made you laugh. so hard oh my God so she saying you're. not as funny as that so I've never risen. to that level I've never risen. to why isn't there an eject button on. the remote why is there an eject button. you have to get up and go to the machine. anyway what what's the point of the. eject button but that's not funny that's. more just a question of like huh I. wonder yeah you're confusing humor with.

how does the moon affect Tides I'm just. curious oh no I peed. myself May yeah but why is there button. it's just you have to go to the machine. it's like what's point please don't ask. one more kind of interesting question. cuz I might. myself how can uh you think science will. ever be able to uh maybe.

register when a tectonic plate shift is. going to happen oh. no I just filled my. jeans that wasn't comedy those are. questions no you don't have you know I. love if she was one of Socrates students. the Socrates used to just ask questions. you know what is it is the soul given to. us at Birth or is it a Socrates I got to. leave why is that theodus.

I just filled my. toga stop asking questions you know it. just that's insane what a great garment. to pee in though a toga you can't fill a. toga no it's just it's out there like. every a toilet you ring it out and then. you just shift it around a little bit. you do so that the wet spot moves up the. back that's what I'd do I'm not saying. anything that's listen what I just said. is probably what a lot of Romans and. Greeks were thinking oh were they and. probably doing I think they were just.

had a little accident ring ring slide. slide hey your s your shoulder looks. moist yeah couldn't have been. pee what are we talking about I don't. here's the thing here's the thing don't. enable this why are we talking about. this it's beneath us no it's not. although if you move the togue it won't. be beneath. you. yay oh what's that say oh it says w.

sometimes I rap for time sometimes I rap. for. Content I can't believe that German OAA. band just came in and play to celebrate. my great. quip about urine soak togga. shifting uh okay let's get into it no. this is a segment we're just ending oh. there is no getting into it we're ending. the episode you know someone recently. asked me they say I really love the. podcast they said they really love the.

podcast and they're telling me how much. they like it and they said one question. are you really that confused all the. time stop I'm gonna. pee. it's like that's part of my stick.