Conan Does An Impression Of Himself As A “Prissy” Child | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I was editing the podcast not long ago. and I don't know if you remember this. but in one of the intros we had a. conversation where you were talking. about how you told your dad when you're. eating a meal like I don't I don't like. this and your dad said I don't I don't. know what you like no he said why should. I care what you like and don't like yeah. but you despite all of our little. sibling rivalry we have here you know I. think you're a very funny guy. you did this voice on there or you're. you're that age Conan telling your. father what you like and I was editing.

and I was rolling do you. remember I don't remember the voice. oh oh that guy. and what I really like to do is when I'm. really doing a prissy young fellow I. like to say instead of Father the Latin. potato. [Laughter]. and I have a little bell. yes son what is it. um.

it should be clear now I know I'm one of. six and I'm in the middle. but I think you know by now I'm not a. fan of half and half I like two percent. well having half is just a little too. thick but two percent it gets it just. right it's not quite as viscous s-a-t. word. you. lousy Punk oh Potter. don't catch her don't get your panties.

in a bunch pot here. come here come here I'll smash you you. have to catch me first. I've got one of those old-timey bicycles. with a giant front wheel it's called a. philosophied or a penny farthing if you. will I'm getting upon it right now and. you'll have to catch me. then I'm zipping around the room my. father's in his lab coat trying to catch. me can hear you hurry.

two percent is on the money for me one. percent's too thin half and half's too. thick I love that the other five. children are 100 normal children and. you're the only one in that family who. wears a little Beanie I will tell you a. true story which is. this is an absolutely true story about. uh my brother Luke we lived in Brookline. Massachusetts and we would walk there. was this store that we would go to uh it.

was like a small Grocery and our parents. would send us my mom would send us an. errands like can you go get some. hamburger can you get this can you get. that and the store was in this one area. where these like they're these tougher. kids like the Irish Catholic kids that. played hockey which my brother and I. definitely were not they were the ones. that played hockey and they kind of knew. those are those weird kids their. father's like a scientist and they read. and they uh they and I think we kind of. stuck out and they thought we were.

strange and so we were walking over my. brother Luke is very very highly. intelligent he's really smart and he was. really very precocious at that age and. uh much smarter than I was and still. much smarter than I am and we would. we walked into Star Market one day and. these tough kids came over and they kind. of half surrounded us and they were sort. of pushing us and the thing to say at. least in our town in those days was if. you wanted to say something negative.

about someone you say what are you. mental and Luke actually said to them. well. mental is Latin and it implies of the. mind so that's kind of a compliment. thank you very much bam. the beating that ensued lasted for 20. minutes I was on your side till he said. that yeah Summer's Here of course summer. is the time for everything fresh let me. list a few fresh air refreshing.

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uh I probably weighed 81 pounds and he. was older than me but he had like I. don't know he had been a little sickly. so anyway it was just absolutely what do. you do when your brother you just. hide oh I I think I said I don't know. him. oh no even though we look identical yeah. you guys look so much alike yeah people. did think we were twins practically but. I was I think I pretty much had a. standard line which is I don't know this.

man. um I'll help you hit him and yes if. anyone gets tired hitting him uh I'm a. pretty good hitter here's the stick yeah. yeah exactly you know you don't have to. use your fist. there's some rocks over here that way. you don't bruise your knuckles. and and then Luke of course at the. bottom of the pile would say well rocks. are actually. more uh they're denser than the actual. bone of a fist so I think Conan's got a.

good point. you know the Greeks believed. yeah yeah yeah what are you mental well. Latin does Empire yes and then I'd run. home to tell my father Potter. some hooligans are thrashing Luke which. one's Luke. Luke is the one one year older than I. but a year separates us.

six he is two and I am three oh Potter. what a thrashing he's taking. I don't have time to do anything what am. I supposed to do about it I'm a. microbiologist father you say you're a. microbiologist why you sound like a. prize fighter. lousy by the way did you pick up that. two percent. at the time at the time yeah. yeah I love you.

still smarter and better than me but man. I shouldn't have whipped out that Latin. in front of those hockey players and for. that I mean that's on you man.