Conan Does A Fake Ad For A Real Coffee Shop In Slovenia | Conan O’Brien Needs a Fan

my producer is telling me right now that. you like the ads that we do yeah yeah I. love the the episodes oops or ads I love. that because you know here in Slovenia. and we don't hear your ads wait why. don't you guys hear the ads the ads are. fun not all of them but we'll try to. make them fun Adam Adam our grand Guru. is here Adam explain why they're not. hearing the ads in Slovenia the dynamic. ad insertion technology. oh my God he literally is wearing a.

t-shirt that says the man. [Music]. I didn't even want to say that but they. do have uh like Geo targets and Geo. blockers and it ends up that a lot of. international users that was the whole. reason we did the upsell ads was so that. the international people uh like Simon. could could hear the ads you know what I. bet if I started mentioning uh a lot of. um Slovenian products and businesses in. Slovenia wouldn't. the dynamic robot that inserts the ads.

start to drop them in presumably yeah I. don't know exactly how the technology. works but it sounds like yeah that would. make it work I think that's what we. should be doing don't you Simon. sure no I mean if we start devoting a. chunk of our show Fairly regularly to. Slovenia I think we're gonna crack that. market yeah yeah we're gonna get all 15. people in Slovenia. uh really excited they'll be so excited. they'll run from one end of the country. to the other in three minutes.

[Laughter]. the whole business that you want me to. promote on the podcast in Slovenia yep. beside our company obviously yeah screw. them that sounds too serious I mean like. a place that you go regularly that's a. regular part of your day so I I also. enjoy coffee very much I have at least. five coffees a day or two five oh my God. I mean yeah so you spend at least half. your life urinating that's fantastic.

the trick is not to have not to drink. water just coffee and then you don't. have that problem. well you've tried another great life. attack from Simon and Slovenia. so just coffee you drink coffee right. well where do you get your coffee is. there a local place you go yeah I love. this local Roasters and they're called. stove coffee roasters they Rose their. own coffee no coffee roasters huh yeah. and what's so great about them I mean.

they are they have a great coffee of. course it's freshly roasted they they. know how to prepare good coffee and and. I mean they're just great what about the. service it stows I'm trying to get as. much information as I can to help with. my promotion of Stowe's coffee shop in. Slovenia is it stows coffee roasters is. that it. yeah yeah because they also Rose their. own coffee and where are they located. what's the address what street are they. on yeah I'm not sure about the street. they are located in our capital city in.

Ljubljana. yeah and you know say Luby is it. Ljubljana is it close enough you tell me. how to pronounce it correctly okay. no no it starts with. Ljubljana yeah close enough closer this. is frustrating I don't know he says it. starts with LJ so it sounds like he's. saying.

what am I doing wrong you keep saying it. starts with an l l j l. jubiana. okay you say it one more time Simon and. then I'm gonna commit suicide go ahead. yeah so it's Ljubljana Ljubljana I'm. just gonna mush it up I'm gonna say it. really quickly we'll get through it okay. and I think how's the service there is. there anyone there you've struck up a. friendship with is there anyone there.

who's who's oh he's oh he's the best ask. for you know yeah no I I don't know them. by name but uh they are they're all. great their service is great so give me. one little detail about the place okay. this is a this is a funny detail they. are located under the museum and it. sounds strange but it's not uh and this. is a really uh hipster kind of place and. and what kind of museum is that is it. the Museum of all things Slovenia yeah. okay terrific yeah all right uh let's.

get the word out I think okay we should. do this right now I think so another way. for it to go after is uh is is you help. feed me okay um so now what do I love to. drink more than anything else in the. world why no oh I'm sorry. ask me again no we're going with that. okay that's true yeah but when I've had. way too much wine how do I like to sober. up what do I drink oh you drink coffee. you better drink coffee I love.

well-roasted coffee and the only place I. like to get my coffee is in Slovenia. they kill it uh -huh I've got a private. private jet fueled up on a Runway right. outside my house you know this I do yes. yeah I am in big trouble it's I have a. huge carbon footprint very expensive and. whenever I want a cup of coffee I hop on. that jet and I Jet right to Slovenia to. their Capital Louisiana.

oh they're great they're fantastic man. that coffee is good the service is. impeccable yeah it's kind of a hipster. joint but I love hipsters and guess what. I love where it's located where is it. under the Museum oh the museum yeah well. it's Slovenia so they only call it the. museum. going to the museum and also the the.

museum is where they once featured a. statue of Donald Trump oh yeah it was it. was up for 48 hours. and then it was they took it out into a. field and hit it with sticks yeah look. all my Slovenian Pals whether it's uh uh. Luca doncic from uh from the from the. NBA yeah uh or uh Melania Trump right I. hook up with them when I'm there getting. coffee yeah they you guys all the three. of you go together we go together and. then we we grab a cup of coffee we check. out the museum and we see all of the.

great works of art in Slovenia and then. uh it's really nice we take about a 10. minute stroll which takes us around the. circumference of Slovenia so check it. out ladies and gentlemen if you've got a. private jet on the go outside your house. make sure you get to Stowe's Coffee. Roasters in in which city. and I had a small stroke there. located under the museum. and you'll get the best coffee you've.

had in your life and don't just take it. from me take it from my pal Simon and. then Simon you say a quick thing quick. thing. all right well Simon you just we just. made a really good ad for your coffee. shop you better get free coffee there. from now on I hope so I hope so wait. till you go in there and tell them. there's this guy named Conan O'Brien.

and after your two-hour explanation and. showing them a couple of hours worth of. YouTube videos and playing them maybe. six hours of the podcast uh you'll get a. free cup of coffee.