Conan Denies He’s A “Seat Sniffer” | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there and welcome to con O'Brien. needs a friend a podcast where I'm. joined as always by my Bosom Buddies. sonum obsess hi Matt gley hi nice to see. you both it's nice to see you too yeah. um let me ask you guys a quick question. when you why you laugh when you travel. yeah do you do things to make sure you. don't get sick no no you don't really do. anything right you what do you mean like. do I wear a mask and stuff or do I take.

do sanitizer do you wipe down the seat. do you do all that kind of stuff no I. don't I don't because when I see people. do that now I think I should probably. probably be doing that too but I don't. do it and then I go a step further I put. my mouth and my tongue on the seat oh no. yeah just cuz is if it's on if it's an. aisle seat it tastes good I don't know. why it has a cool what it just an Isle. seat the armrest it has like a it's like. minty but also is a little bit of what. is that is that pork um what are you are.

you a seat sniffer no no it's not. sniffer I won't stand for that you're a. seat licker I think those people are. sick I lick and slobber the armrest do. you ever soil the seed or you just what. are you talking about oh I'm sorry to. insult you no that's disgusting yeah no. I think what I do is very in its own way. kind of classy I've heard of a seat SN. friend of mine I asked this for a reason. which is that she like knew someone who. did it who did what sniffed seats how.

did she find out she catch that person. or did they confide they had a camera. set up what I know this is not this is. what off no it's not off no this is yeah. he they they they like noticed something. was off this was at their house and then. they like left the room and they left a. camera rolling and the guy just like. sniffed seats when they left the room I. have like 15 questions in a row and it's. not even like a he like dug his nose in.

and was just like okay hold on a second. a lot of questions when they said they. noticed something was off did they. notice that he had like a cushion from. the couch hanging out of his. nose and he's like yeah so you guys. might want to leave the room now oh my. God why is that bolster cushion hanging. out your nostril seriously they noticed. something was up you don't know what. they noticed I don't know he was like a. weird friend I think he was like a.

friend of a friend so when they set the. camera up they didn't know what they. would find not they had no idea but like. things like chairs would have were like. weirdly placed things were weird and. they were like this guy this guy's a. little off maybe the imprint of his face. was in the couch cushion do you know. what I mean every cushion was like the. shroud of turn I was gonna say it's like. like a like a Roman death mask yeah they. just saw this face this death mask.

perfectly imprinted on their couch seat. sniffing I never even think about that. yeah but now that now that you hear well. now I'm like what was I doing why am I. licking the armrest on the aisle. seats uh when I could be sniffing the. seats no none of that appeals to me bra. stance the reason I did ask is that one. of our guests recently Rashida Jones. right uh I was chatting with her and she. was talking to me about we were talking. about tra and I said you know I travel a.

lot for these Max travel shows and I'm. always catching a bug I just I get run. down the hours we shoot are really long. I'm on all these planes I shake a lot of. hands and she gave me a. list of things that I should bring with. me when I travel and it's the most com. it's a very long list of all kinds of. stuff including like a copper uh a piece. of copper that you put in your nose that. I think kills bacteria oh I don't know.

and the reason I bring it up is that my. wife is really into this too Liza is. really into she reads up about home. remedies and ways that you can you know. keep bacteria Bay or boost your immune. system she's always drinking various. special herbal teas at night I don't do. that but does like when you go to a. hotel cuz I've heard the remote control. is the dirtiest part of the of the hotel. do you does she like wipe that down. before I use the remote control to stir. my Coco.

I'm like I'm going to stir this up I. guess I'll use the old remote they'll. say there's a spoon right there I like. the remote better are you a remote. sniffer I'm a remote sniffer I don't. think there's enough immunity stuff in. the world to stop you from getting sick. cuz you've traveled with me all over I. always get a cold or something nothing. that bad nothing that bad I just get uh. but it's not because if your immune. system because I actually think you have. a pretty good immune system it's because. you're talking to everybody you're like. close everyone's like breathing on each.

other and then you just shoot for hours. and then you like are you know push it. so much any homeopathic cure for that. kind of thing you're just too much in. contact well it's called if I had. self-esteem oh I think what rashita. should have done has said oh they also. make self-esteem in a pill you could. have that yeah but um no I appreciate it. a lot of her stuff looked really good I. just think you're right I'm I will talk. to everybody I'll get like two hours of. sleep the whole time time and uh I'm not.

licking the uh The Isle armrest but I'm. I'm talking to people very close I'm. just think when the like apocalyptic. plague finally comes you're going to. bring it to the states I think it's. going to be you oh you're patient zero. be patient zero Patrick dimsey in. Contagion or whatever that was wait what. a weird reference I know no one really. knows outbreak outbreak yeah what a. weird reference. yeah Sona Sona would you just what I.

just corrected you wasn't that wasn't it. outbreak you're right but how weird who. else is in that so he's patient zero and. Dustin Hoffman was in it Renee Russo. that movie like traumatized me a little. bit Morgan Freeman Donald southernland. yeah a movie that prophesies as a. worldwide outbreak good thing that never. happened happened happened happened. happened happened happened happened. happen. happen it's the beginning of a rock song.

good idea well I I think what we learned. is that uh nothing I do will help me. when I travel right nothing will help. you Sona runs in a circle of seat. sniffers yeah that I want to know I love. people that's what I want to hear more. about I've never done that I've never. set up you know a camera in a room. because I suspected something I should. start doing that God forbid someone does. it to me here are some four cameras in. this room right now five wait there are. cameras in here yes oh no come in here.

at at night a lot I mean just the idea. that like he's like everyone's gone it's. time to sniff some seats and did you. guys just step out of the room I wasn't. there this was like something I heard. but yeah yeah yeah they they like. strategically left him alone in the room. and then and what are they doing they're. just waiting while he sniffed seats I. think they're just like giving it a. minute and then they went back and like. you know he was like uh everything's. cool I wasn't get back and then no sing. here later did I say sneak. sniffing no.

no sne sniffing here that's how nervous. he is no sne sniffing here say it makes. you seem a little guilty no no no no sne. no sne sniffing here you never know. someone can be sniffing these seats oh. no you know good luck to them why good. luck no not good luck to them why are. always in the same seat I I move between. these two seats yeah you move between. seats but this seat right here that's. pure. Conan that territory is marked.

come on come on I would go spray you. know what honestly if I was going to. sniff a seat I'd sniff whichever one Ted. Danson always sits in yeah yeah is it. Conan I don't want to whatever whatever. cool beautiful amazing aura scent that. he has I've ruined it with my old potato. scent is it weird I just said that no no. not at all no not at all I mean if it. was genders were reversed you'd be a. creep it's true but you'll get away with. with murder all right.