Conan Demands An Apology From Sona | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Sona I think you need to. apologize what did I do what this time I. know that's the thing is I I was saying. to Gorly he he said to me uh should we. do some kind of new segment and I said. let's just do a segment called Sona. apologizes and um it's just because I. know you've done something bad I I don't. know what it is what you mean I you know. I've don't wait what I know that you've. screwed something come clean son tell us. first of all what it is you did wrong. and then please apologize what are you. doing I don't know what are you doing.

well don't you think that's a safe. assumption that you've done something. you probably made a restaurant. reservation and said it was for Conan. O'Brien and then you and Tac went but I. wouldn't apologize for that well that's. a different thing and so clearly you. have and by the way the The Cheesecake. Factory does not require you call AE I. know I know I've waited for over an hour. for the Cheesecake Factory but I don't. know I don't think I've done any I mean. the thing is though cuz I don't do as. much as I used to do so the chances of.

me screwing something up have fallen a. lot because now whenever you ask me to. do something I really want to like you. know you want to please me no I want I. want to keep getting no I want to keep. getting paid yes I see so I I want to. just keep doing is there anything in the. past you want to dig deep maybe find. something from the. past it's like. conf about something I should apologize. to you for don't you think in general. you just I'm saying blanket.

in general you should just apologize do. you want to apologize to me well listen. that could be another segment and I. don't think we'll have time for it you. said a family emergency is if my dad's. mustache went on strike you said this. like a week ago what are you talking. about yeah you said that you said what's. that's doesn't even a joke you that's a. fragment what what's the whole joke you. said you said a family emergency for. Sona is if her dad's mustache went on. strike that's funny okay did you said it. I just wanted you to say how many times. have you pet my head and you you've like. SM your hand and you've gone M garlic.

yeah and you've also said you've also. said you I need an industrial press to. straighten my hair your hair is out of. control yeah you know what that we had. to get you know when we started doing. the podcast we didn't think about this. we just used regular uh headsets you. know by by Shure they're the best. headsets in the business if you ask me. I'm glad they have their name on the. side but we forgot about sona's hair. your hair is so powerful that uh we had. to get we had to go to the US Army Corps.

of Engineers and have them engineer out. of steel God they just may used an old. bear trap they used a bear trap yeah. it's basically yes exactly you told you. said that my dad uh built my brother out. of wood and that you wanted him to be a. real boy God you have she has so many. memories of my good bits yes did I say. that your father who looks a little like. chapeto had built your older brother uh. possibly out of wood and because he. dreamed of having a real boy yes I did. make that off-handed quip once uh once.

you probably said it to a member of the. press or like or like an Obama or. someone important that like I I want to. think I'm like cool and interesting I. did at Great length explain to President. Barack Obama that uh my assistant sona's. brother was carved out of wood by his. father well so Sona do you want to. apologize for any of that what the hell. what I don't think first of all I think. these are all Class A bits good material.

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and sales are coming from and analyze. which channels are most effective good. heavens and Lord above head to. squarespace.com Conan for a free trial. when you're ready to launch use offer. code Conan to save 10% off your first. purchase of a website or domain how many. stores have we walked into where you're. like watch out for her she's Steals and. she's got Sticky Fingers no I I said you. steal babies at the marketpl that's. right okay oh but you've also said I. just steal to like stores we just walk. into well no one specifically was an.

eyeglass store we went into and I said. watch out for her she's uh she's got. Sticky Fingers and you know what and you. know what they followed you around after. that that's what I was going to say they. didn't know you were joking so they. actually I wasn't. joking that's not a joke no but I don't. you take stuff sometimes I don't do it. anymore and I wouldn't do it with you I. wouldn't do it with. you you need to apologize to me I think. uh I think first of all that's a. dangerous precedent for me to admit to. any crime um and uh to apologize I think.

that's a road we shouldn't go down but. I'm going to take your admission that. you steal and steal often as an apology. as a that no that doesn't mean oh no he. just. went no is that a special not that you. reserve for special times me admitting. something doesn't mean I'm apologizing. for it I'm just admitting that it. happened I think that you if you're not. going to apologize to me I'm not going.

to apologize to you why should I do it. if you're not going to do it well have. you paid me recently all right I'm sorry. this I'm this is just how it works I'm. the guy who's writing the checks. somebody needs to apologize to someone. so I'll do it no how many times have you. tried to smack my hair bun out so fun. have you seen me do that she gets her. hair in a bun and I take a whack at it. and if I do it just right the little. elastic. goes and the hair goes and it fills the. whole room you're in it's crazy it's so.

much fun son I'm going to end this right. now you have nothing to apologize for. you're a wonderful person you're a good. friend we've been through a lot together. my lawyer made me uh remember this and I. think because you're telling me not to. apologize now I'm going to say I'm sorry. really wow mission accomplished mission. accomplished and gorley I think you owe. us both an apology you got it ready you. come in here with your Mr Roger sweater. okay uh no I'm sorry but uh you know. what I mean yeah these are the people. that you meet in the neighborhood in the. neighborhood that's s Street yeah that's.

not the song what these are the people. in your neighborhood you're sing. neighborhood that's no you're talking. about wonderful day in neighbor. beautiful day in the neighborhood. beautiful day for a neighbor wait which. one is Cookie Monster on Sesame Street. apologize I'm realizing now I really. don't like Mr Rogers Neighborhood oh my. God I like Sesame Street wait are you. for real you know the neighborhood of. makeb believe is in is in Mr Rogers I'm. sorry I'm re-watching all the.

watchet every day yeah wait what are we. talking about now I got lost well we. just watch a lot of children's. programming right cuz you have kids I. just sit there and watch it as just a. fan oh I see I see I'm like Mr Rogers is. on I got to you know got to get my cial. out and watch those were good times look. I got off the rails there a little bit. we'll clean it up where do we end we got. Sona to apologize we got Sona to. apologize and gorley has apologized uh. and um I never did actually I said I. would yeah.

anyway do you want to you you're not. going to apologize for anything what. have I done except take care of you and. your extended family um I am the Sun and. you are a plant that. grows uh because of my raise my. beneficent golden Rays I'd like you to. apologize for your weird. metaphors my metaph out sometimes the. sun will sunb burn you yeah and I think. that the sun owes that person an. apology I am the son and I apologize for.

that. sunburn that's funny the sun is. just I provide all life on Earth yeah I. know but what about that sunburn that. guy got in. Bermuda he's very pale and he didn't. son oh all right what about Icarus that. was his fault that was icarus's fault I. son I apologize to.

Charles milman of Koga Falls. Ohio for burning his shoulders it made. his stay unpleasant and he had to buy. Alo gel thanks son now maybe you'd like. to thank me for all the crops we're good. son. bye. son is just so all right we did it. okay good.