Conan Demands A “Fart Button” In The Studio | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hey there welcome to con O'Brien needs a. friend I just announced the show. speaking through sona's you were. grumbling or coughing or what were you. doing clearing your throat I was. clearing I'm a throat clearer I clear my. I'm I do that I made it quite clear I. was starting the show and I heard I can. I say something though you sounded like. you were going to start it like four. times but you didn't so I just thought. you weren't you never know when I will. strike that's the oh my God what is. wrong with my God that was real this is. a mess uh that was Matt gorley sneezing.

his mind. out uh do you got the um you okay you. got the sniffles just I have so much Co. right. now let's go we're in this chamber. together we're broadcasting from the. sphere in Las Vegas yeah maybe it is. time that we take stock of of you know. I'm the editor and I know what we all do. our own little ticks because you clear. your throat quite a. bit and you do what you just did right. now which is to begin a sentence with a.

yeah you do that I hear that listen I do. that on purpose I go and that's my way. of letting the sound engineer know that. I'm about to speak it's a little code. that we worked out isn't that right Ed. and guess what another thing I think. that it's shows a lot of uh forethought. and planning on my part do you know how. how much work that is I take all of. those out why I put those in on purpose. wait Matt has a tick too he he does a. lot of plosives Pop explosives yeah you. do you do a lot ofes and then Eduardo.

has to take those out that's probably a. lie and wardo also you just stink to. high heaven oh yeah yeah yeah you just I. mean I don't know what it is that comes. through on the mics I know yeah we were. talking about our mic tick you have an A. you got personal that's just not cool. okay yeah let's try it all at once uh I. will we'll all do our personal things. that we do all at once and AO you yeah. put your armpit to the. microphone and 1 2 3 go.

you before I begin I go is that right. and you have to take it out well and. then you'll you go like all right what. if I tried not to do that anymore that. would make your life easier oh boy would. it yeah maybe I substitute it for. something else so anyway I but see the. audience wouldn't even know that this is. an issue because they're never in the. final product same with the throat. clearing I'm going oh really I try to. clear it off mik you do not you.

I do I sometimes do I do this and then I. cough at my uh elbow that's nice yeah. what do you do gargle with fava beans. before you get on the mic no I don't. know why I do that I think I talk. incorrectly speak incorrectly speak in. shut up I'm sorry that was mean um that. was mean think you're okay with that one. yeah it was so just instinctive no I. think I speak incorrectly you're. supposed to speak from your diaphragm. I'm just like up here well I think oh.

God God well these ones I don't have to. take out which no you can leave these in. yeah I'm G to keep an eye on that from. now on because you work very hard uh. making sure that this product and it is. a product goes out to people for free. for some reason uh is of the highest. quality and you work hard removing our. little ticks God knows what the listener. or fan isn't hearing maybe for this the. verer Herzog episode which I have not. yet edited I'll leave them all in and.

just just for a taste just so people can. see I wouldn't do it I think people will. hate the podcast and we might be sued by. verer Herzog oh it's possible he he's. got some of his own. ticks he accused me of being quite. insane several. times he accuses everyone of being. you're enveloped in Madness I saw him. yelling at a toad outside the. studio to Mr Toad you are enveloped by. sanity and Madness Mr Herz would you.

like to come in oh sorry how are you Mr. tote. Ribbit uh I am going to do the best I. can to be a little more professional do. we have buttons that we can push like. delay buttons or like cough buttons. buttons not yeah not why don't we have. those because I recently recorded. something at sxm Studios sirusxm and. they had all these cool buttons that. were quite helpful and I thought huh. these don't exist in the studio that.

Eduardo designed I was told not to give. you toys that you can like just push. atar my God that makes so much sense. whoever made that call made the right. call I'm like a chimp in a in a capsule. I'm like a chimp in a Space Capsule. don't let the chimp actually don't let. him near any. controls I love that there was a. conversation about it adult adults had a. conversation and said there shouldn't be. any button.

that is great R anybody who was it I. want to know give me a name I can't say. I bet it was Jeff Ross no was it Jeff. Ross oh Adam Sachs can neither confirm. nor deny no you can't make him do it the. snitches snitches get stitches you can't. make him do that not around here they. don't snitches get passive aggressive. snitches get riches here yeah exactly. I'll tell you who it was it was Adam I. don't know I don't know about that I. don't I don't think it would be a. problem to have those buttons and it's.

not like you can go crazy with a cough. button now if there was a button that. made a coughing sound I'd be hitting. that all the time or the fart button oh. my God I would love a fart Buton just. hitting that I'd be and you know what. I'd make sure that I was waiting till. like and today we're talking to Dame. Judy Dench Dame Judy d you've done such. an incredible well thank you why I just. and. I I'm hitting all these sound effects. buttons and then she just says I am. never doing that podcast again dve Judy.

jch that got 8 million. listeners and your movie went through. the roof then have me back instantly I. love that farting. podcast I want buttons get me Buttons at. you buttons the king demands A F button. I want buttons I want levers I want all. kinds of things I want to look like Wily. Wonka you know what we should get him is. a bit do you remember bit yeah it's that. toy that has all those things it's. basically like a kids toy but you have. to like hit it and it.

goes. D oh my God what a great podcast we. would have if I had that thing yeah. that' be fantastic wait you looked. uncertain all right well uh there's no. transition here I also need a transition. that that would help right now yeah well. my guest. today.