Conan Delivers Matt Gourley’s Belated Birthday Gift | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

I've been feeling uh badly about. something which is that uh what well do. you feel bad about anything do you feel. I've read enough to know about that. humans do feel badly about things and. that if I emulate that feeling then. other humans will feel closer to me. oh based on that knowledge and then I've. got to leave and report back to the the. beings on my planet. yeah.

uh the um as you know Matt gorley had a. birthday well go a big birthday yep and. I uh was proud of myself because I found. a gift that I thought was great like. this is a perfect Matt Gourley gift and. I order it and I'm you know look let's. face it I'm a little long in the tooth. I've been around for a while so I'm not. as accustomed to buying things like yeah. I'll buy things on Amazon but when.

you're buying things from you know. bespoke items and special items from. other people I I'm not used to this. concept that then they ship it from. their home and you wait for it you know. that whole yeah and uh this package. never showed up and then I'm sure girly. was thinking yeah right you got. me a gift yeah uh but I did and my. assistant can confirm uh that he did. that because even though I'm pretending.

I did all this he was the one who. this up uh no no he really did it. wasn't his fault but um so it it didn't. it didn't happen and for now fortunately. Insurance paid for it so I took that. money went back to the person they said. they did have another one what a sucker. I am I could have done this like 15. times I went back to the person yes went. back to the person because it wasn't. their fault it was uh somewhere along. the shipping uh so somewhere out there. there's just a set of four brass.

pineapple cups they're not out there. they're in someone's house yeah someone. has them yeah someone no no trust me you. can go to my house and you'll see those. cups. but I had those months before I got you. yours David hopping would you come in. please are you prepared to come in this. is interesting by the time this goes out. this will be late August this is for. your 51st birthday okay it makes more. sense here you go. check it out and tell me if you think. this was a good choice oh hi David hi.

this is these are good David when we. never got they said there was going to. be an investigation. um. uh and then we never heard anything. about it I don't think there was just. got a refund so yeah. all right well at least you got the. reasons you got the refund exactly could. I have the refund as well uh this is the. refund we spent the refund did you yell. at anyone no I got to avoid. confrontation like I love oh good okay I. would have called and yelled at someone. confronting people I know I don't think. there's anything in there.

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your first month that's better help. h-e-l-p.com slash Conan that's so cute. where's my present hey hey I get one too. yes there's uh I love him you have two. we're ready to go like a cooking show. yeah yeah he's already have drinks in. them but wow uh delicate yeah and um. they uh I think these are gonna look. really good they will match your house. these are one because uh it's Gotta.

they've got a real cool sort of a little. bit kitschy mid-century Vibe but I. actually think they're I usually think. they're handsome thank you very much uh. sincerely sorry for the delay no problem. uh there is an investigation an ongoing. oh I gotta move paper out of the way wow. that's something David should have done. but I'll do it I guess host has to do it. oh let me help just kidding uh so there. problem rectified and then Sona you had. a big birthday recently and I'm getting.

you this uh this is iced tea with no. sugar in it oh it was out in the kitchen. Oh yay and it's you know what it's room. temp too yes. so much. yeah cheers. where's mine oh there's mine here we go. you can't cheers With An Empty Glass. yeah we gotta good luck yeah you also. can't walk away you need to get oh. massive quantities of rum in here yeah. we have alcohol yeah cheers let's take a.

shot yeah you could take a shot in this. glass you can if you do it big enough. one of the chill Chums episode you did. tell David that he should yell oh I did. yeah yeah I I was a big but can I say. something as an ex this is from. experience Sona was the on point. assistant for a long time doing all that. kind of stuff and for years and I would. hear her because I am I think uh.

non-confrontational I'm a master of. passive aggression yeah oh yeah okay you. talked about this already yeah but I. don't let people have it like that and. you would dismantle people over the. phone who had uh screwed something up. whoever the shipping come was would have. paid for the new glasses that's that's. what I would have probably. also your Armenian Uncle would have. visited them.

and that's all we'll say. that's all we're gonna say right you. know what maybe maybe it would have been. dangling in the air yeah it's okay. though are we really getting the alcohol. the coroner said someone shoved garlic. cloves. into his nose and mouth and suffocated. him that's Uncle brozie's uh calling. card I know. you're my stroke my godfather instead of. a horse's head there's just some really.

good hummus you wake up in the bed. oh this is frozen this is delicious. don't strausy me bro. what happened I woke up and there was. Hummus in my bed was it delicious yes. good thing I had some pita by the bed. always keep Pita by the bed in case you. get the these trousy death threat from.

your Armenian Uncle. um wait are we really waiting for. alcohol to come yeah. we are and you know what I just got back. from a trip where I had lots of. cocktails and I was I'm gonna go do a. dry August but I'll make an exception. for this you know well day two he went. one day it's August 2nd oh Jesus what is. that.

yes it was Randall Park whatever. happened to Randall who wanted that. trail alone whatever happened to Gene. and Rex Ryan takes the Durango kid oh. this is nice I love it these haven't. been washed. oh. 1952 dust. taste the Edsel dust that voted for. Eisenhower. oh wow it was wrapped up in so much. paper I don't know where that paper did.

you wash these. neither did I get out of the packaging. we just took glasses from the 1950s that. were shipped to us from a hoarder. un unwrap them poured liquid into them. and started drinking you should put. alcohol in it exactly you haven't lived. till you've had an asbestos cocktail. yeah you gotta get some get a little bit. of whiskey in there. you can't now let's just say my uh my. dry August started before August oh my.

God. chest won't take a drink that's real. good that's really good boy that's a. good diet soda I'm just gonna put we. won't mention which one it is there she. goes well here we go Cheers Cheers happy. birthday shoes. [Music]. Daddy's oh wow sweet Papa's milk yum. okay that legally is a segment. laughs.