Conan Considers Turning The Show Into A “Hot Ones” Rewatch Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

we're actually recording a segment when. we did not expect to do one that's right. and so we have no idea for a segment we. just sat around trying to think about. what to talk about we spent about 30. seconds and then you said let's just. dive in yeah cuz you guys seem to be. allergic to thinking about anything. beforehand yes uh Our Guest who will not. be named uh has been delayed and so we. thought let's let's get some uh let's. get some work done right you know so. we're here uh let me describe the scene. oh right you can watch this on these. nice highdea cameras so there goes that.

whole idea do you guys ever look at the. camera when you're saying anything cuz. you especially you know late night TV. you were always looking down the camera. Barrel yeah you know what's funny and. this is a true story maybe a week ago I. went. into uh a store and it had the security. camera that has the big screen where you. can look at yourself and I started. walking backwards and forwards to the. security screen oh my God and and I was. just having fun the way I did when I was. a kid and then I remember.

[Music]. I I do this I did this for a living for. 9,000 hours and I'm like look there's me. there but here's me here what is wrong I. know it was very sad but I really did. that and it was uh it was just I don't. know but I don't understand most people. just listen they don't watch or is it. half and half yeah Adam let us maybe you. can break it down for us and don't be. afraid to uh approach what we in the. business call the microphone still more.

people listen than watch but we do have. clips that go out on video that will. sometimes get up as high as our like as. our podcast episodes like actually. recently the Dr or Royo uh oh my God. huge numbers yeah separately when you. broke down your experience on hot ones. that did huge numbers on on video right. but typically the podcast audio episodes. is where we I always I like to act like. no one can see what we're doing uh it. feels like anything referencing hot ones.

does well so why don't we just talk. about hot ones all there's a whole. generation that thinks I'm a guy who. came out of nowhere did hot ones and now. I'm trying to Cobble together a career. based on hot ones we if we start to like. lose lose listeners we could turn this. into a hot ones rewatch podcast great. idea good idea or else just uh. occasionally say uh. man uh it's a crazy thing that happened. to me and then Sony you could say what. are you talking about Boston could say. oh no one would care just a really.

insane behind the scenes at hot one. story that nobody knows about or we. could start making the guests eat yes. chicken wings that get increasingly more. spicy right and then when the hot ones. people come after us say this in no way. has anything to do yes how dare you and. then we'll get a black tablecloth and. you'll shave your head I'll shave my. head we'll call it scorching. ones temperate warm ones temp warm no.

warm oh we're going warm lukewarm we're. going cooler than hot oh oh rewatch. podcast oh yes thank you this one's. better understand the Conan on episode. of hot ones this is the latest one with. Chris Hemsworth oh they started a new. season M okay and uh how'd it go anyone. watch it yet I'm it's Chris Hemsworth. that's what this podcast is supposed to. be about according to I think I think. it's going very well but.

Chris Hemsworth you know that's the. thing look what I had to do to get the. viewer interested yeah um I had to. destroy my intestinal track okay but. then Chris Hemsworth can just be there. and smile how cute he is oh look they're. having fun sorry are you still here yeah. we're we're kind of busy right now I. hate it here you're still here here I'm. sorry I thought you left I was cursed. with this. puss God gave me this face and there. like you can turn that off now I mean. it's ridiculous no you can it on no no. turn it off for now because O'Brien is.

cursed with this. puss can I just say when I was born yeah. the doctor held me up to my mom and she. said oh my God what happened to his. puss which is how people talk is that a. true story no cuz my mom cried when she. saw my face what yeah she thought I was. a really ugly baby I'm not joking cuz my. nose was crooked too even so who told. you this my mom did that's not cool now. a lot of babies get sort of smooshed on.

the way out I got smooshed and and and I. was smooshed and then it takes a while. for things to pop back I don't know if. pop back is like the right way how long. was your nose smushed for until you were. it's still a little crooked it's not. like normal my nose is not normal but it. was like really crooked and I saw the. first picture that they take you know. they take the first picture of you in. the in the hospital and I was like h i. get it my uh baby picture is horrifying. it's just horrifying and I just have. this what looks like copper wiring on my.

head and I was the only one in my family. of six kids that had this copper colored. hair yeah and uh it was it was just a. freak Show I asked my mom once and she. said you were a fat little buddha with. orange hair and I was like okay she said. it like that she said a fat little. buddha with orange hair and then she. gets all happy when she talks about my. brothers and sisters oh that's your. mom's way of saying you were not the. cutest baby and unloved and but you KN.

you knew that I did know that which. always helps um thanks hey thanks good. friend but uh no I made gave me this. drive to overcome no it didn't yeah it. did sure it did no it didn't it always. goes back there's a rose bud somewhere. and mine is my mom saying you fat little. buddha with orange hair your your rose. bud is your cursed puss yes my cursed. puss yeah yeah it's just you look I got. a face for radio let's put it that way. come on man and um well that's good. defense you didn't come up with one.

thing oh this part of you looks good. this part of you you just went oh no let. me tell you something for years people. have said hey you're real funny too bad. about your puss I get that all the time. you've never gotten that and you know. what it's not fair to talk about this. after we saw Chris Hemsworth CU he is a. freak like he is just like a he I know. I'd hate to like that I know awful what. a to go through life like that that's. that's a perfect puss that's a perfect. and it's not just the puss it's the.

whole package also I'll tell you. something else what a Charming fellow I. know that's the other thing yeah God. damn it that's okay and he also seems. kind of funny you know he seems like. he's got the whole thing that's where I. get mad's really not he is funny th th. he's a very funny actor he's got the. whole package I bet his hot ones is. hysterical well it probably is it's not. important I'm not a competitive person. I'm someone who's just happy that my hot. ones was considered the greatest of all.

time that's all by virtually. every. periodical um now uh let's move on can I. I'm sorry just to for my mom's sake she. she doesn't think I'm ugly now well. that's a big felt like I made her a bad. mom because she was like you were an. ugly baby but I I actually appreciated. the honesty instead of her just. being there's no reason to be honest at. that point that's just not something. you're supposed to be honest about what. do you know you don't have to be honest.

it's like okay Mom you know you were. going through a lot you just gave birth. and you had an ugly baby and you were. sad about it that's okay yeah but maybe. she smooshed you a bit on the way out. she smooshed me well she is you had to. pass through your mother and so maybe. she smooshed you how please explain. contracted maybe gave you a little. smoo so maybe it's her fault she did it. on purpose yeah may maybe she start. coming out and she said tell me when the. face is coming out and then they said. the face now and she went I swear smush. you she is a cursed puss I smush her.

face your mother timed it wrong your. mother timed it and then did what are. they Hegel crunches Kel I thought they. were named after Dr Hegel no oh whatever. there's Hegel crunches and Kagel Kagel. exercise okay so anyway your mother was. like just tell me when face come out so. I can give her hard time for first 15. years the. accent so. insulting also very accurate but tell me.

doctor tell me when face come out and I. do kle and then the doctor's like okay. if you want and the face is out now I. smush. you oh my. God is wrong with you just got dizzy I. just laughed so hard that the blood went. out of my head you know to come for. Circle you who says that to their baby. as it's coming out of the vaginal Canal. I'm giving a look to the camera like to.

come full circle you look at that camera. and you apologize to America right now. America i s you and my mom you know what. you did Nadia no you smashed. her she's beautiful now but all those. years of un smoing the operations the. procedures just tell me when fa passed. through okay that's unusual we don't I. smush. you all right I need I need drink and I.

need some pills immediately I went too. far I love your mom love you Naja but. you know what you. did peace out everybody.