Conan Clashes With A Fan's Pet Rabbit - "Conan O'Brien Needs A Fan"
So tell us a little bit about your life. What makes your life interesting, Carrie? What pops in your life right now? Well, I have someone who wants to say hi. I know this is a podcast, but my little bunny--. Oh my god, is that a--. Bunny rabbit! It's a little brown--. You know, I'm glad you said bunny. because I wasn't sure at first. It's not the classic white bunny with the long ears. No, no. When you tilted it down, I didn't know, I thought it could be a ferret. No, I didn't know, I didn't know. I didn't know it was a bunny.
Wow, what's your bunny's name? Her name's Momo. Momo, okay. Yeah, and she is a fan. She loves your podcast. Oh, well, that's actually the target audience, is rabbits, and yeah, any rodent actually, or rabbit, that's what we were aiming for, so I'm happy about Momo. Well, tell us about Momo. She's like my little child, I love her. And she's honestly like a dog. She like sleeps with me at night, she knows tricks, What do you mean? What tricks does a rabbit know?
I taught her how to stand up and spin and give her palms. Now wait a minute, you taught her to spin? How did you teach her to spin? She loves a treat, so she'll do it for a treat. So you just put her on a record player. and you thought that that was teaching her to spin. Yes, exactly. You glued your rabbit to an old authentic record player. Don't, don't tell people. And then you're like, "Look at this cool trick. I thought of.". (Carrie laughing). Wow, so Momo is content, Momo's a happy bunny?
I, I like to think so. And who else is in the picture? Is there a significant other, I mean I'm not trying to pry. I live alone, but my boyfriend basically lives here. half the week with me. Really, do you like that he hangs out that much? Or is he kind of coming by too much. and eating a lot out of the fridge? You know, the perks is, he likes to cook so, I mean... Oh nice. Okay, so he cooks. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. Nice. What do we think of this, what's this guy's name? His name is August. Wow, that's a cool name.
Augie. Wow. Augie. Yeah, Augie. And uuhh, so how'd you meet Augie? We have mutual friends, so we've known each other for awhile. Right, were you friends first. and then things started to heat up? Kind of. What, Sona what's wrong? I don't know, you're-- okay. If I'm being inappropriate, Sona--. It's not inappropriate, it's not, it's just, we've been talking to her for three minutes. and now were, we know everything, already. Well that's what I do! That's what I do, I need to find out about August. and his intentions.
What? I care about Carrie, I want to know if this is the right guy for her. Okay, you're right, all right, I just need to, yeah I mean, does he like the bunny? That's my question. Yes, that was a deal breaker, so luckily they get along. (Sona laughing). Was it really? So if he had said, "Ew, a rabbit", you would've kicked August out? Oh, a hundred percent. (Sona laughing). What kind of rabbit is it? Are there different types of rabbits? There are different types of rabbits, yeah, she's called a Holland Lop. Oh, a Holland Lop. Okay, all right.
Can you elaborate on that a little bit? Uhmm they're known to have the floppy ears. Aw. Oh, that's why the ears aren't sticking up. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's why it didn't look like a rabbit to me. It looks like--. Oh, yeah, yeah. It looks like a very small uuhhh.. Basset Hound, you know, that went through the dryer. You know what I mean? That's kind of what it looked like to me. Well, Momo needs a friend too, so maybe I'll get another one and name it Conan, or Cadeky or something. Ohhhh. Very nice, ohhh.
Long tome listener. Wait, what if they do it. and they have like a million bunnies? Yeah, is that a, is that an issue? If you get another rabbit, they could do it ? Well uhmm, you fix, like you get them fixed like a pet. So Momo's fixed, so she can't have babies. Tragic, what if Momo would have wanted babies. Who are you to decide? I'm sorry, this got off the track really quickly. (people laughing). Carrie, I like you, and the rabbit is okay, I don't have a, I have not bonded yet with the rabbit. I don't, I don't feel a bond with the rabbit. You know, all you did was say "look at my rabbit".
And then you moved your... your camera. And I quickly saw, a form. That's what I saw, a sh--. Well then I guess we can't be friends. No! That's not true. Ohhh, no! Wait a minute, Carrie! Good mom. No, Carrie I'm not saying, I not saying I don't--. there's not a chance for me to love Momo. I say this about my brother Niell all the time; I want to love him but, we just haven't had enough time yet.
you know. its only been like 58 years. and so we just need more time, you know. And that's how I feel about Momo. I just met Momo, so I'd be lying if I said 'I live for Momo'. That would be a lie, you don't want me to lie to you. She doesn't live for 58 years, but. Who? You said he, he. She, she, she. Oh okay. Can you hold Momo up, to us? She doesn't like to be held, but. Oh no then don't, don't worry. She likes to spin though, she likes to spin and--. Can we see her again? Yeah can we see her? She just, she just hopped away, I'm sorry. Oohhhh okay.
she's not into this at all. Might have just been a stuffed bunny. Yeah, I don't think that was a real rabbit. I honestly don't. I swear, she's real. Well how do we know ? You didn't even-- and then opps! Oh how convenient. Can you hold the rabbit up to the camera? Ohhh, the rabbit just left. The rabbit had to go see its lawyer. (Carrie laughing). It just doesn't, something is mysterious about this rabbit.
