Conan Cherishes His Portrait From Randall Park | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hi my name is Randall Park. and I feel. um. it's neither here nor there okay about. it. [Laughter]. wow uh okay well I think I mean not not. like not in like an offensive I'm not no. no no yeah I just no no I didn't at all. take it that way yeah I just it doesn't. it's like stepping into uh kind of a.

lukewarm tub. uh it didn't change your body. temperature at all like an empty tub. are you clothed when you step into this. tub uh yeah okay layers actually yeah. I just I. I mean I'm a I I'm a huge fan I've told. you this I I uh and and of the podcast. I'm a fan of all you guys but I don't. yeah I don't. necessarily want to be a friend no no no.

trust me that's like different yeah yeah. uh and I can I just say something you. are demonstrating incredible uh wisdom. you're yeah you you you like the product. uh but you don't want to hang out at the. factory no you're Discerning gentlemen. gentlemen who I will point out this. shows I think great uh great class you. show up with um a brown paper bag I. wasn't sure what was going to happen and. um you reached into it and you pulled. out gifts for uh the the podcast well.

yeah I mean yeah I mean this is no one. guess let me tell you something nobody. does that really everybody brings gifts. can you think of anyone Gurley who's. brought a gift the only person I can. think of was Kaley Cuoco sent us gifts. after the fact she sent us little. equestrian mugs and treats really nice. because the question because it went. well and she was like I'm gonna like I'm. doing this without even knowing how this. is going to go so far you're in a deep. hole are you kidding you know okay well. you're on a mountain look at this look.

at this okay let's talk about what what. you brought what start with this you. brought. um some purulene chocolate hazelnut. cream filled wafers in a big uh tin so. when we're done eating the Wafers we can. keep uh that's gonna be a swear jar yeah. we should have a swear jar here and then. you brought a bottle of what is the. bottle add to some Irish uh whiskey okay. so because you're you know actually not. don't let the name and face and 100.

genetic certitude. fool you. um I'm an Ashkenazi Jew. and very proud of it and uh I haven't. seen you in shul lately oh me yeah oh. quarterly so um or you Randall so no uh. you brought us some bun ratty Irish. whiskey yeah. um and that is a does that say potato. Malta on the bottom no product of.

Ireland peated model. I'm looking at it from across the table. and I thought potato mulch you. and there's one for the future uh yes. yeah oh wait a minute and then you. brought us Astro. buffalo chicken wing jerky yeah yeah. look at that and then the the well. that's interesting look at I like the. logo is uh it has a cow in a in a space. a cow in a space suit floating in orbit.

um yeah I went to the store right down. the street but the wine and uh cheese. store and. grab the first things I saw okay okay. well I do think this should be a. precedent now on the podcast because I. think people should bring gifts. um and over time. not that these are these are fine gifts. what what no no don't get an attitude. but over time the gifts will you know. improve I think uh maybe the amount. spent.

um there'll be some fine watches maybe. uh if I come back yeah. if I come back oh you are coming back. you know I want to first uh uh. compliment you on and thank you when I. was wrapping up my late night show and. we were doing some of our last. you know a couple of weeks of months of. episodes yeah you showed up and uh you. brought. you to this hilarious thing on our show. it's the hardest I've laughed on on. camera in a long time you very seriously.

sold at what a good artist you are and. how much you've been working and. um you I swear to God I knew nothing. about this sometimes people were very. cynical about talk shows and they think. well the host knows everything that's. going to happen yeah we know some things. but I don't I like to not know some. things and you did not tell me this so. you were talking for a while about how. good you were and you were very. convincing very good and then you. totally had me Hook Line and Sinker and. I was so excited and then you you talked.

very seriously about covid and you've. been working on it and you thought you. got really good and your style and. you're getting a lot of compliments and. then you showed me uh this this you put. so much pressure on it and then you. showed me this uh a portrait you had. done of me I'm blown away I would love. to see this and it's pretty amazing. it looks like a photograph yeah right. it's like funny how like you know it's. like riding a bike it just you just pick.

up where you left off. and it was terrible in the funniest way. it was so it was it was so and that's. very hard to achieve it got a huge. reaction from the crowd. um I couldn't stop laughing we kept. showing it people loved it I took it. home my wife came home she couldn't stop. laughing because you had it in a little. frame you framed it yeah and um it is.

that my kids came home they couldn't. stop laughing guess what it is still in. our kitchen oh my gosh I love that look. at it every day every day I'm like I'm. busy I've got stuff to do and sometimes. I'm in a bad mood and then I see this. portrait that uh an original by Rainbow. Park that's right me oh I love that it's. still in your home it's hilariously do. you have it yes. sincerely my Approach was to like draw.

you good like to try to draw you good oh. well then and then something would I. knew something would be off because uh. that I'm not no type and then just just. to accentuate the thing that's oh that's. not a little off but that's what's thing. it's it is a thing of profound Beauty. and Gorly am I right it is it's very. hard it's very hard to be slight I mean. this is like the best uh version of The. Uncanny Valley you know like you've. somehow made that art as opposed to like.

the lack of Art and I'm always I swear. to God I'm always going to have this I. love it and visible because it's an. uncanny Mountain I think that makes. sense yeah it's it's uh it is truly uh. well that's an honor a gift that keeps. on giving I love that I love that.