Conan Checks In On His Team's Skin Health | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello and welcome to con Brien needs a. friend joined as always by Sona messian. hello Sona hi you said my name so nicely. I did with a lot of. respect HR told me to do that and uh. Matt gley how are you that seemed a. little indifferent that dismissive is. what I was going for well done mission. accomplished how are you guys you know. I'm okay yeah good that's all I need to. know oh okay I didn't even answer so. let's going I just ahe do you even.

listen to us when you ask oh okay okay. no I just plow right ahead all right. okay I can barely see you guys you're. just blobs when I really care about. someone they come into sharp Focus oh. man yeah yeah and then when not it's. just like sort of sort of like gray. clouds this wait when are you no not a. thing I'm just assuming you're waving at. me yeah yeah God forbid you were give me. the two middle fingers but I'm know that. that couldn't happen yeah as your. employer I'm just curious have either of. you been to the dermatologist recently. uh yeah good I'm just I'm doing a public.

service announcement very quickly uh son. you went just like two weeks ago oh I. didn't even know that I'm just I'm. throwing this out there and everything. good everything's good I have a um. clogged uh oil duct on my eye I don't. know if you guys have noticed there's. like a little oh you know it's so funny. behind your back we've been calling you. old oily eye yeah seriously we were like. where's old oily eye and then everyone. knows what we're talking about what do. you mean a CL there's like a little do. you see that there is I see it yeah it. looks like a pimple but it's just it's.

been there for over a month yeah it's. just a a duck that's filled with oil. yeah why do they say why it's filling. with oil I don't know no they don't I I. think I'm just like that kind I have to. put a warm uh compress on my ey so I put. a tea bag on there every morning can't. they drain it somehow I don't think it. works that way it'll just refill with. more oil they said I could take an. antibiotic but I have I don't do. antibiotics no why would you by the way. my dad is a micro biologist his whole.

life has been devoted to antibiotics and. their use there you go but antibiotic. resistance yes he would say don't. overuse them I'm not sure he'd agree. with anything you're saying he would. agree with me I talk to him oh good um. well how is he I haven't spoken to him. in years oh yeah he we had a falling out. he called me to apologize about. you and uh Matt how are you uh I'm good. I go every six months because I have. more moles than a three acre Farm you. know what I mean you mean the farm that.

has a lot of moles digging underneath it. that's what I mean so not the other mole. uh so yeah well I showed you my back. here once in studio hideous a. constellation and every time I go in. they take something oh Conan I know you. go I go every six months but the. assistant who uh took over for you. because you're so busy writing books. where you sell me out and uh babbling. away on the podcast you wrot the forward. and this is your podcast that's true. okay wow you took me down immediately.

uh but he took over and um he let it go. to like nine months without having David. and I said David I could die I've got to. go in twice a year because I'm just you. know I was genetically engineered to. live in a bog in Northern Ireland yeah. you shouldn't be here now I'm living. near the Mexican border and uh I'm not. supposed to be here and so I just went. and um fascinating it's always. fascinating because I'm covered in. freckles and I would think every Freckle. would be a potential you know something. that would need to be looked that and.

cut off and this woman can just tell the. difference instantly she's like n. Freckle frle Freckle hm this one looks. suspicious and I look at them and they. just look like all the other freckles so. I don't know if she's just randomly I'm. like L's here it's an extra $45 if I. take oh that one looks like a. troublemaker she's selling them how long. does it take for her to do the full body. scam scin cuz that's what I'm worried. about with my doctor you called it scam. was that a Freudian slip the old full. body scam I'm worried my doctor does it.

so quickly he's got to be missing some. things yeah you get worried about that. when they're real quick and Breezy about. it I I think but they're so good they've. seen it all they've seen it all like. Bogey and ball and uh so they know they. know when they see it so anyway she she. said well I'm going to do this do this. and then she saw something she said I'm. going to have to cut this one out and. give you a couple of stitches I saw that. on your neck I did too oil Duck do. you've got a missing we're falling apart. so it's in the back of my neck and I've. got these uh two stitches there and then.

she put a big bandage on it and she said. just to keep it in case it seeps a. little this is and I know this is why. people tune into the podcast to hear. about my seepage but um come on come on. what's it seeping oh oily eye over here. is going to ask me. about suddenly you're the head of. the foreign seepage. Committee of the Senate uh oh wow so I. don't think you have you don't have an. oily leg to stand on anyway she cut.

something off and then she put a big. bandage on it and I was going right from. there to a meeting and I thought this. looks like I've had a facelift do you. know what I mean it well it just looks. like you know what I mean people in our. business I don't mean your business. podcasting not podcasting but someone. but your face doesn't look like you had. a face no I just thought whenever. someone in Hollywood has like a lot of. bandages around their neck people might. immediately think oh he got the old. throat job ah it's just on one side side. on the back of your neck I know but.

that's a very specific onesided face. stretch trust me I can see who's had it. out there you know Emma. Stone she had a total she had work done. on one quarter of an inch of the back. right side of her neck did you get a. facelift no I'm the only person who's. encouraged by fans to get face work they. say get something done fix that melon is. what people shout to me on the street. fix that melon no yeah I think you I.

think you look good thanks a lot pal. that's nice yeah I mean you still a. really good jawline like thank you very. much thank you I'd take that jawline I. thought you were going to say I do you I. thought that's what it sounded like and. you know that's a given that's where you. were that's a given oh okay and you know. what that shouldn't be something that's. like oh what you should be we're all. what sexuality as we know is a spectrum. oh and we've reported this to HR you. should know Conan and I are sex partners.

yeah look sexuality is just a swirling. twirling spectrum and I'm all over it. baby we're sex friends when I think. about people who are real adventurous. with sex I think about Corley and Conan. O'Brien oh yeah that makes sense yeah. we're sexual pirates on the high seas. yeah on the high seas a jizz uhhuh oh. mes they call me Indiana Bones oh God. okay exactly yeah you too just all. you do is well it's not just I mean.

there's some romance it's not just pure. no we get to it pretty much right away. really for me I'm kind of invested well. I'm always in a hurry I got things to do. hey Indiana Bones get over here we got. to get to work on this get to work on. this yep I know the sex lingo that. everyone's using hey I'm going to hey we. got to get to work on this see there's. work to be done in this sexual region by. sex do you guys mean just like building. a model airplane do you think that's.

what sex is okay the yeah of the right. Brother's first flyer yeah at Kittyhawk. did a whole diarama of Kittyhawk isn't. that what sex is yeah you guys sex it. real good oh boy you should see these. diaramas we built you brought up. Dermatology today did you just assume it. would go to a. sexual say high seas of jizz CU that's. what you said I didn't think I would say. that okay but let's admit it I got the. Riz isn't that the new word.

there's a new word now is it the new. word RZ we're going. to for Charisma thank you for Charisma. yeah Eduardo would you say I've got the. RZ you got some RZ you got kisma we've. been I tried to get us off of that Matt. I worked hard to steer the boat away. from those you got us there though and. then my job was to get us out and then. this boob over here brought us right. back in again so RZ I'm shocked you know. this this is a that's out there and they.

talk about different young people in. Hollywood or influencers who've got Riz. okay and it's short for Charisma yeah. and wouldn't you say Sona that I have. some RZ I would I would actually say you. have Riz you're rzed up yeah yeah you're. really Riz what if I opened a hotel. called the Riz and I greeted people in. the lobby no people people with Riz. don't do that they don't that sounds. that's desperate what about the Riz. Carlton yeah you just punded it pun cool.

people don't that's actually wrong oh. I'm sick of this talk that puns are are. like and I'm sick of people saying dad. joke if you say something's a dad joke. that's the ultimate dad joke puns are. back no they're not oh no no puns are. the worst no puns are back lowest form. of hell no puns are back form of hell is. a pun yeah yeah Hitler in hell right now. is like I'm glad I never made a. pun he's like looking down a couple of. levels at least I know what.

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