Conan Can’t Stop Talking About Benny Blanco | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Cyber crime is a serious problem in the. United States. Is this a PSA? Uh the. internet can be a very dark dark place. And uh Sona, I understand that uh you've. been the victim of a intended scam that. didn't work. That's right. I was a. target. You were a target. Um and what. do you want to back this up and and say. what exactly happened? There's an email. that is no longer check. It's not It's. not a working email, but every once in a. while, someone will check it like once a.

month, once every two weeks, whatever. It was forwarded to me, and it's an. email from Conan O'Brien. Uh, yeah. And. it says, "Request for contact. information." Yeah. Dear Sona, I hope. you're doing well. This guy did not do his research. When. you have a moment, could you please. share your personal mobile number with. me? I have a task I'd like to you to. assist with. Best regards, Conan. O'Brien. Wow. Yeah. Uh well, a couple of.

problems there. Uh it doesn't quite have. my tone. No. And I would know not to ask. for your. assistance in any. matter. Uh that was such a lazy try. Wait, what's the endgame here? Because. what they ultimately want is to get in. touch with you. They want my cell. Yeah. And so, you know, I mean, it's just, but. it's also best regards, Conan O'Brien. And then, in what world do you not have.

my cell phone? Also, there's no bid in. there. Uh, yeah, there's no stick. I. hope you're doing well. You hope I'm. doing well. There's no insult. Well, that's what I mean. There's no shtick. There's no bit. There's no hook. Um, this person has never listened to. this podcast, has never watched any of. my work. Um, has me confused with the. ambassador, the American ambassador to. France, uh, Dean Adlay Stevenson. Yeah. Uh,

yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous. That's a. letter Yeah. between two, uh, high. functionaries in the late 50s. That's. the thing. It's like if we were actual. functioning adults, that would make. sense, but that doesn't You've never. ended an email with best regards, Conan. O'Brien, right? And my email too would. be like, "Hey, Sona. Um, why is Skrillex. keep calling me?" Um, and another thing, uh, trying to buy a coffin for a.

squirrel and getting nowhere. Maybe this. was Skrillex. I love I always th I love. to throw out some celebrity that's a. complete. has no connection to me in any way. That's one of my favorite things to do. And then to say uh to you or to David. like why am I why is Dua Lia Yeah. texting me constantly. What's that all. about? Yeah. Lately it's a lot of Benny. Blanco. Yes. I'm obsessed with the name. Benny Blanco. I'm like, "Can someone get.

Benny Blanco off my ass?" And you'll be. like, "Wait, what's going on?" And I'll. say, "He's blowing up my DMs. I don't. want to hang." And I don't even go. bowling. I don't even know where you. would go bowling. And so, who would lie. about that? Who with real things to. worry about would lie about Selena. Gomez's boyfriend or fiance. wanting to wanting to go? You don't know. who Benny Blanco is. Where have you. been, man? Oh, come on, Matt. Get with.

it, bro. Yeah, I've been bowling with. Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex. Skrillex. Oh my god, Eduardo's laughing at you so. hard. Skrillex. Skrillex. Oh god. Yeah, he no longer dates Skril. He's Skril's. ex. Okay, my point is, you know what? My. point is that I do want to get it out. there that I am sick and tired. of Benny Blanco sliding into my DMs. You. know what? He you don't even it's Can I. just say does Benny Blanco even know who.

I am? Cuz I I get the sense he's really. cool. I don't think he does. He seems. like a cool guy and I Selena Gomez seems. like a really cool person. They're very. very cool couple and now I'm obsessed. with Benny Blanco reaching out to me and. and uh I don't think it's going to. happen and I don't even know much about. Benny Blanco. If he does, would you try. to like say cool things to him? Yes, I. would. Okay. I was just wondering if. like Okay, let's try it right now. You. be Benny Blanco. Hey. Hey, Conan. Sup,

bro. Hey, Benny Blanco. What's the. score? Wait, he did write that email. Hey, Benny Blanco. Hope you're doing. well. Could I have your personal. information? Best regards, Conan. O'Brien. Why are you saying Benny. Blanco? Why don't you just say, "Hey, Benny, nice to hear from you." We. haven't been properly introduced yet. You're still Benny Blanco to me, Benny. Then you said, "What's the score?". Sorry. Okay. All right. Uh, well, why. are you talking so weird, Conor? I'm. just seeing what's up, man. My best. regards to Selena. She has conquered uh. vocally uh music and she has done quite.

well uh in light comedy with Murders in. the Building. Murders in the Building. Uh Conan, are. is this really Conan or is this a scam? Oh, you bet your booties, Blanco. This. is the real McCoy. Just wondering how. you're doing. Maybe we could hang. sometime. Get the old Bruski Arooni. Oh, Bruski Arooni. Huh? You know what? Actually, I'm busy. I just wanted to. check in. And I heard you've been. talking a lot about me, but I am not. sliding into your DMs. You're old. I'm not that old, Denny Blanco. Hey, and.

someday you'll be my age and your hips. will hurt. Oh god, I hope not. I won't ever get as. old as you. Well, few people have, Benny Blanco. Few. people have. I'm the rare human that's. made it this far. Well, my best to you, Benny Blanco. Yes. Okay. It was really. good talking to you. You'll never hear. from me again coming in. See you in the. clubs. Oh god. Don't say clubs. You You. won't see me in any of the clubs that. you think that you you'd go to. You'll. see me. Hey, it's me, Skrillex X. Oh.

god. I'll hang out with you. Hey, look. It's Diplo. Oh my god. Diplo. Yeah. I. saw his name on a on a billboard once. and I got obsessed. Yeah. Diplo in Vegas. and I was like, I don't know what he. does. There's just a picture of a guy. sca staring at me. I want a piece of. that. He's a DJ. Okay, whatever. I know. they're DJs because it's producer DJ. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. Eduardo. you, Eduardo. You've gone too far. All I. know. All I know is that when I see a. billboard of a of a man scowling at me.

and just wearing no particular outfit, just a t-shirt and they're scowlling at. me and it's a name and it says Vegas. I. know they're a DJ. Yeah. But there's no. it's What kind of show business is that? If if Diplo or Benny Blancc or any DJ. ever invited you to Vegas for one of. their DJ sets, I know it's not your. scene. You you have to go. I'll go. And. you have to stand next to them in the. booth. Message to Benny Blanco. Uh.

Diplo, Skrillex, Habnet, Jab, Jab, Tiestto. Oh my god. Tiestto. Yeah. I mean, you just What's that? Pauly D. Pauly D. DJ Pauly D. Pauly D. from Jersey Shore. That's Adam's face. Wait, they still don't know his last. name. Paulie Jersey over here. That's why. Okay, so listen. Let's Let's. wrap it up. I mean, let's summarize. Pauly D, Tedesco,

what's that? Tiestto. Tiestto. Chain Smokers. Chain Smokers. I. mean, you name it, you got it. Robinson, of course. I mean, I had that one. written down before you even said it. Wolfman Jack. Oh, no. I want to hang. with any of No, don't. Amadeas, but so. you're not too far off. Yeah, that's. what he meant. Um, listen, I am ready to. to hang with any DJ in Vegas if it gets. me the street credit I need. Yeah, cuz. no one's going to see that coming. Me. standing next to them while they're.

DJing. Yeah, whatever that is. With a. big hat cuz it's Vegas and you're. probably outside and you're like fully. covered. I'm holding one of those. incredibly giant uh liquors. What is it? Oh, a yard of like a yard of beer. Yeah. Yeah. I thought you were going to say. like a like a Asian parasol or something. like that. Yes. I'm holding I'm holding. a geishas parasol in Vegas and holding a. very. moderatelysized 0.0 Heineken. covered head to.

toech oo. Hey Diplo, there's Benny. Blanco and Skrillex. Boo. Jesus. Let's go to Laughlin. All right, I know nothing. We've proved it. All. right, I'm signing off. Oh, please end. this. Enjoy this segment. Best regards. Best regards, O'Brien.