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hey there this is Con O'Brien welcome to. con bran why is everyone laughing you. gave it such a buildup like it was going. to be something revolutionary you did. weird voices with your mouth I warmed up. I went and then I went hey there this is. Con O'Brien welcome to con obb Brien. needs a friend ah the podcast that gives. and gives and gives and then eventually. gives out that's that's that's the key. sitting here with of course Matt gorley. Matt how are you hi I'm good thanks. usually IV introduce Sona first but I.

thought I'd flip it up oh okay show you. that I'm agile I have an agile mind Sona. how are you shake things up are. introducing Mt first yeah yeah you never. know what's going to happen here keep it. fresh keep it fresh how are you I'm good. I'm not bad I'm cool okay all right very. good you want what do you want me to say. more no I think that's I think that's. adequate you know you did the minimum. amount that you should do I am fine and. you I think AI is do you think AI can. ever replace son everyone's talking. about what a can do there already are AI.

podcasts of say Joe Rogan and I'm sure. there's already been some of you you. think so yeah I think this is very. easily aable I don't know my mind is so. hard to program or categorize I could. see algorithms being confused by my. magical brain really cuz the listeners. should know that Sona and I are just. sitting in a room with an AI machine. right I think the two of you are not. aable but I think I am I laugh and I. just go oh God.

kind like that's what I do and that's F. you're right yeah we could probably just. take uh clips of Sona oh absolutely you. know oh boy huh oh really really that's. what you think yeah and then we just. split our salary uh well I would retain. it all I believe oh what's in it for me. then oh nothing you get nothing and I. get more. Falcons I really got into falconry over. the summer yeah oh you did wouldn't it. be great if that was something I got. into and I had the the glove and I had a.

whole bunch of Falcons and they had the. little blinders on and I had the jackets. that they wear when they you should do. that no you'd be the least falcony guy. that's ever Falcon cuz you'd just be. like this the whole time like covering. your face yeah yeah yeah I'd wear a um. you know what people wear uh when. they're fencing I'd wear one of those. complete cages around my face and and. the Falcon would be rolling his eyes a. lot oh. God.

they put they put the Blinder on they. put the Blinder on just so I couldn't. see it roll its. eyes that's what they're there for I. would have sarcastic Falcons sarcastic. passive aggressive. Falcons anyway I'm always been. fascinated by the idea of uh falconry. you should do it have you ever done it. no I I I think we did on late night we. did so many animal segments over the. years that I know I've probably had I'm. sure I've had a falcon on my shoulder. and a falcon on my arm fans can look for. it and that sure it'll come up instantly.

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coverage and access details at. t-mobile.com. so yes I'm certain that I've done it on. television but no I don't even know how. I would actually to be honest with you I. don't even know what it is I think it's. a thing now actually in the LA area like. a sort of thing that hipsters can go do. and stuff is hipsters do everything that. comes from another time and has no use. right do you know what I mean like. churning butter axe throwing axe. throwing surgery.

I want you know I want a hipster surgeon. when it's time for me to have surgery I. want a hipster to do it these are. authentic rust Laden tools from the 18th. century exactly yeah we we do surgery. before the way it was done before the. 20th century because it all got so. sterile. yeah we do it with these Rusty tools and. uh we all grow weird beards and we don't. clean them and then the beard the oily. beard hair falls into your open wound.

yeah you hipsters what we're doing. no we're not doing that oh I thought we. were doing that cuz you guys got a. little that's half of Matt's. friends you got to admit no I don't have. hipster friends you don't have hipster. friends come on no I don't think I do I. think I have pretty Square friends okay. yeah well some squares are also hipsters. I guess that's true maybe I don't know. you can't judge yourself from within huh. what what are you guys talking about you.

know what you've tried to sell that. poster to college campuses you can't. judge yourself from within and it's a. cat hanging on a limb or it's Einstein. sticking out his tongue I bet I you. can't judge yourself from within you. know it be great to just come up with. terrible slogans and try and sell them. to college campuses you be so good at. that you're the one that you knew you. had to be yeah and then there's a. turtle bumping heads with another turtle. just try to sell those on campus watch. yourself get.

married you just what's the image that. no the image never has anything to do. with the same no it does yeah yeah like. glass of water yeah yeah it's just that. glass of water and then the saying is. whenever you think you were that was. what it. was it's just a Volks yellow Volkswagen. it's a yellow. Volkswagen tomorrow is yesterday's. idea of what you ate. and then it's a baby elephant sleeping.

wearing a. sombrero we're going to sell that to. somebody really have merch I'm smelling. merch I want more can you do another one. these are fun well uh okay come on make. me. laugh. clown this AI is working pretty well it. is working really well it gets. him uh Sunshine is the regret you used. to. know during day.

light and then just put underneath it. thorough you can just put anybody's name. underneath it you know what I'd love to. do is just is sell a whole bunch that. are like shit's going down. Gandhi that's good you know that's what. I want to. do who farted. [Laughter]. Fay back that up Jane. Austin I want to s those right.

now got we're on. it right isn't that the isn't that back. that back that up Jane. Austin that's what we absolutely have to. do we're gonna get sued by everyone's. estate oh come on they're not paying ATT. fair use their copyright is expired how. Jane Austin talked yeah if anyone knows.

it's you two about copyright law there. we go we're. good I'm crying I'm actually crying a. little. bit that fact that up got me really. good Drop It Like It's Hot ho. [Laughter]. Melville I'd hit that married Todd. Lincoln oh my God.

we're going to sell these we should and. I don't see any legal or moral reason. why we should I don't think there could. be cuz you can do anything with those. historical figures if you've liked what. I've just said um write to me car of. make that poster. dude at 2222 Scooby-Doo Avenue uhhuh. yeah and I'll get right back at you. postage included no City no State oh. come on man yeah state of cool. oh of Here and.

Now Yep shabadoo dingdong habab. day I got to pull a plug on this what is. wrong with you I'm the one person my. wife is going to have me attached to a. machine and then pull the plug she's. going to have the plug inserted just so. she can pull it and I'll be perfectly. healthy.