Conan Bored The Paparazzi | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

[Applause]. wow. incredible I had no. idea I didn't know you'd be. here this is. [Music]. amazing incredible that's all I can. say incredible they told me this was a. storage. room and it's like a surprise party this. is amazing thank you so much for being. here you guys are lovely and uh thanks.

for being here with all of us here in. Miami who's from are you guys from. Miami no how many people just make noise. if you're not from. Miami. okay what the hell's going. on cuz yesterday I came out and talked. to the crowd they went yeah Miami and. they're like I don't know we're from. Germany you all who traveled the. furthest to be here if you think you. traveled the furthest raise your hand. yes how far did you travel.

boa. Ron oh wait so you're all from. Florida oh well screw you then I did a. show in Brooklyn and people were from. remember they were from the Netherlands. oh yeah somebody came from like. Venezuela or something yeah exactly and. these people were like Boer. Ron how long a drive is Boer Ron like. about an hour a half. a hour and a half to see the greatest. greatest comedian who ever lived who. can't say greatest.

but says. grest uh no thank you uh very much for. being here uh we're going to have a lot. of fun today and uh blle it's been. pretty crazy since we've been here I. know you're not anyone of you have been. to Miami before now. but but no we had a pretty good time. last night we hit a restaurant and then. uh I'm pretty proud of myself because I. managed to avoid the. paparazzi and when I say avoid the. paparazzi I mean they don't give a. about me I'm the most boring celebrity.

but we come out of the restaurant last. night with you and the whole Entourage. yes and there's a Paparazzi guy there. filming us that's right and and I come. out yeah you tell the story it's your. show you go ahead oh I was just you're. wearing the Hawaiian shirt I'll just. stand over here like an so. sorry uh I was just going to say before. we went out uh this woman approached you. he like uh Mr O'Brien there's a there's. Paparazzi outside do you want to go out. the back yeah and then and I was like no. I I want I want to see what Paparazzi. looks like.

I want to see what this Paparazzi thing. is all about so we went out the front. and I brought you all out with me and. then the guy starts filming me and then. I walk up to talk to him and he puts the. camera. down and I guess it's online today like. I bored him to death immediately you. talked to her for like 10 minutes and. then he was like I got to go he's like I. got to go and I'm like don't you want a. picture of me uh maybe kissing someone. who's not my wife he like. nah I'm good that's the effect I have on. these people I've seen I've walked past.

guys before who have the long lenses in. New York and they start to lift the. camera and then they. go I'm like it's digital you're not. wait just get one just in there're like. it's good you're we're fine you're too. boring David hopping is David hopping. here this is David's my assistant are. yeah who fills in for. some don't play music for.

David that's my music here you stand. over there you're being punished for. having your own music when you came out. I didn't say give him music that's. insane um and I have a mic yeah no we. have uh so much to talk about I talk. about our big Paparazzi experience that. was fun oh yeah yeah they couldn't wait. to get. away okay shut up David Conan started to. walk and was like do you want to see the. buns and the camera goes down so fast.

yes give the mic away there you go. that's that's enough David you lost your. M no no no you lost your mic privileges. David uh no he'll get it back don't. worry we're gonna have such a good time. all right well I guess we should get. started shouldn't we yes do you want to. should I have let's get David up here. David you want to sit with me for a. [Music]. second what what is what is this. transition music doing what's it. accomplishing I we it was just it's a. night we're playing you over to the. stage I just stepped up onto this little. Riser thing and there has to be a song.

Christ what kind of chair is too low I'm. sorry folks I just I got to get it. together I stayed out really late at the. clubs it's not true it's not true we. dropped you off at the hotel and then. bla Ruthie and I went out I know I went. right up to my room and yeah watched. like uh just whatever I forget what I. watched Agent Cody Banks oh Agent Cody. Banks to to they go to London it's a.

true. story well anyway I'm a. creep no it's what was on when I turned. on the TV and I thought of you because I. know you love '90s uh television I do. you even have a podcast I do I'd like to. want you to say the name of your podcast. nice it's called back to the best okay. you can all follow us in Instagram at. btdb podcast we can pause so the. audience can all follow right now what. are you doing I just said you can your. podcast there you go all right well. anyway.

uh are you having a good time here in. Miami so far yeah yeah it's cool yeah. mhm okay that's all the show we have. thanks a lot for being here uh I'm I'm. very excited because we have I think we. should get our guest out here I really. do I think we should do this thing do. this thing do I never get to say do this. thing but I'm going to say it now all. right let me get the correct card here. we go you folks ready for our. guest hey David what did you get for. Christmas what was your favorite. gift um what about the Maserati I gave. you hey that's that was so nice I loved.

that yeah yeah too bad we had to take it. back all right was just a stunt hate it. here I gave him a Maserati and then took. it away immediately me this joke ever.