Conan Berates Sona & Gourley For Laughing Off Mic | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

Sona how are you I'm all right I'm not. I'm not bad okay. great great it's so it's awkward when. you answer that because also we've been. sitting for a lot how I'm doing how are. you doing I'm doing great thanks not. awkward at all Gorly how are you oh dude. [Laughter]. well I don't understand uh I um maybe. it's because for 28 years uh I would say. good evening ladies and gentlemen. welcome to the show I'd say things that.

were kind of phony like that so maybe. I'm used to it I'm not you know we'll. take a quick break we'll be right back. with more fun I used to do that I used. to say things like that every night yeah. no one says things like that it's a very. weird job yeah hey we're back all right. yeah I mean why well because you were. throwing to Commercial and you were. coming back from oh thanks for reminding. me she had to say those things okay but. there's also yeah like we've been in. this room together for a while talking. so when you're like how are you doing. it's like well we covered that like yeah.

we have chatter when we first come in. the room when we talk to each other as. human beings and then we start the show. yeah so you come in and berate us you. don't even say hi and then then we do. this yeah yeah also God forbid we laugh. before when it's not recorded then you. and Adam both are just like you know. because start recording because a wasted. laugh is I think the greatest crime in. the universe yeah it tops the murder of.

an Angel what about you know it really. does like when it when a laugh when. there's a good hearty laugh and it's not. recorded it's like if a tree falls in. the forest and no one sees it did it. fall I think if a laugh happens off Mike. it's nothing it's not even a laugh but. what about a shared chuckle among. friends that's even a rich no what about. when you're at like dinner with your. friends and you guys are chuckling I. might I make everything oh yeah oh you. might yeah no if I go to the funny part. yeah.

hey guys let me get the equipment you. have a duffel bag you'd like to see me. get my equipment and I'll tell you that. much right now no I if I if I'm gonna. have whenever I'm having dinner with. like a Marty Short or a bill hater or. any of these really funny people or John. Mulaney I say to Eduardo I'm going to. dinner with some funny people bring your. stuff and Eduardo makes it you get to go. it's been fun come on he doesn't get to. eat. where is he sitting he's under the table.

working the equipment. yeah and you don't even throw them some. scraps or anything I tried that once but. it turns out he has a nut allergy. yeah I didn't know I just shoved some. peanuts down there and then I heard. someone's lungs give out wait why isn't. he under the table while we record here. adorable get under the table there are. certain there are certain uh Union rules. that we must follow but when I'm out to. dinner I can get away with Moira. so uh you know I do feel that way I do. feel that before if there's a lot of.

laughing and joking around and the. laughs are just bouncing around the room. and they're not being recorded it's like. sacred Blood Of The Gods seeping into. the soil no I want that saved now is. that for the posterity of humankind or. is it because you want to know that. there are more people out there feeding. off you off you like second one yeah. giving you somehow an energy out there. in the world laughing the minute you. said is it for posterity and the. goodness of I knew it was going to be. the second one I was just like whatever.

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she's the greatest laugher he's a great. laugher but she's only got so many no I. don't I can laugh forever not true no. it's been this is medically proven oh. yeah yeah how old are you now 40. yeah. 40 year old woman has like maybe nine. laughs in her a day nine true story yeah. man have like six so I just like even if. something's funny to me I just don't. laugh uh laughs require a lot of calcium. and we lose cows assume over time I've. studied this extensively yeah yeah. right now you just lost last three.

vertebrae. precious last three vertebrae yeah. oh no your left hip just shattered come. on no don't do that it's true story okay. if you say it's true then it's truth. yeah all you have to do is say true. story if I was a lawyer that's what I do. when someone my client said something. I'd just be at my true story Case Closed. true story uh I object your honor yeah. the opposing Council keeps yelling true.

story every time his client says him. I wish I was a lawyer do you yeah I. don't oh I would because I would do all. that stuff I think I'd be very funny in. the courtroom I think I'd be very very. funny not effective as a lawyer oh. terrible lawyer oh my my clients would. go to the electric chair left and right. and they wouldn't be up for capital. crimes you know they'd be like. jaywalking electric chair but I would. have so much fun saying I object your. honor and then jumping into the witness. box and then jumping out doing all that.

stuff I would love doing that yeah what. do you think you would have done if you. weren't doing comedy I think I've been. murdered a long time ago okay yeah that. makes sense I don't know what I would. have been doing I I don't know what. would you be doing I don't know what. I've been doing. even contemplating it made my mouth fall. apart oh yeah I do not know it's a very. good question I think he'd be an. insufferable history teacher yes yes. yeah yeah. yeah. the whole time.

come in with his glasses upside down. going did you hear what happened to the. Battle of Hastings you know yeah let's. not get Hastings now no I think I would. take your class of course you would all. the all the ladies would want to take my. class oh that I'll be like who's that. dreamy Professor okay all right I guess. love you on your eyelids like Indiana. Jones God you are so obsessed with. Harrison Ford and Indiana Jones so. anybody listening would not know that. because we talked about it off mic yeah. okay see and why didn't you uh put that.

on Mike you know well you anytime you. work Harrison Ford into more. conversations. he's great yeah yeah.