Conan Begs Listeners To Try His Corned Beef Sandwich | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend
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rewards on your next trip with one key. rewards on any way you travel we have an. ongoing saga on this podcast that. continues to write its own narrative. terrible. I'm not writing and I'm just living it. remember that uh Jay Elmore who runs a. deli in New York has taken our sandwich. creations and has been selling them and. he has an update on the numbers he's.
right he's running actual science now. okay because last time you also you. complained about the fact that I had an. American flag in mind and you said that. that was responsible for why I was. leading sales I think that goosed things. a little bit okay so because uh you know. we're ever we're patriotic people and. yours had an American flag and ours had. no flag so I think that put us at a. disadvantage he took the flag out thank. you and started the tally again good. okay these are these are Jay's words. once again I just wanted to say you made.
my day with the mention of the on the. podcast I'm so happy you guys are. enjoying it you're welcome. thank you Wilford Brimley yeah you. sounded angry well it's a lot of skin. off your nose no Free Pub 551 sandwiches. sold final tally so far sona's Euro 172. Conan's corned beef 186. Maddie melt 193. oh these are all pretty. close yes and then it goes on okay.
um. he said I will cross the 200 Mark today. Conan may cross it too. he said Maddie Mel these are updates as. they come in Maddie melt just hit 200. Conan is at six away I said stall it. take it off the menu meaning yours where. is this uh New York I know but let's be. a little clear about where this place is. because I'd like to make a personal. appeal I don't know where it is exactly. isn't this EJ's luncheonette yeah I. believe it's on the Upper East Side.
Third Avenue between 73rd and 74th EJ's. a a very nice guy named Jay came out of. his uh his Diner and said hello to me we. chatted for a little bit that's when the. idea for maybe these sandwiches came up. uh and I would just like to say that my. sandwich. is I believe it's a corned beef Russian. dressing yeah coleslaw it's a terrific. sandwich it's a it's a classic and it's. called the Conan O'Brien or just the. Conan I think it's just I'm not sure.
okay. so you're saying that the name. recognition is important well what I'm. saying is I would like to win this oh. and so I'm talking to all my listeners. now who might be oh no yeah who might be. in New York City just hear me out oh uh. maybe give my sandwich a try no go there. and order it and then if you see me. around New York City I'm there a lot. just mention I had your sandwich Conan. and maybe you get a little quick hug and. a selfie that's all oh my God I can't. use the bully pulpit like that yeah you. have to give equal time to us I don't. know what kind of cash I'll have on me.
but uh I don't carry a lot of cash I'll. just say that right you're gonna go and. just buy a ton of sandwiches probably no. no I'm gonna probably will I'm gonna. have David hopping yeah go buy a lot of. sandwiches today you have to watch out. for the Sona you can make your plea for. your year mine is clearly the healthiest. oh thank you for saying that oh nothing. gets people into a diner like a healthy. choice good job yes if you are going to. EJ's luncheonette because you're really.
feeling like. slimming down. rush over and get sona's Giro gyro gyro. I love to pretend not to know how to say. and then yours is what a foreign. sandwich right what no mine's the most. patriotic thing it's called a Maddy melt. yeah what's it what's a patty melt yeah. with. um on Hawaiian bread yeah that's. calories death that's what do you mean. cholesterol fat no no that's not the way. to go after it.
into the 10 th this is America you. forgot where you were yeah New York. paper York they walk they're healthy. they work out Hawaii became a state very. late. I'm the star on the flag that's the. bread you want. based in New York with Hawaiian bread. I'm covering not only the continental. United States but practically Hawaii and. Alaska with corned beef I am covering I.
mean just all cultures no you know yes. what yes uh the the Jewish people the. Irish people done that's it seriously. I'm sorry the Greeks are responsible for. our whole civilization okay. first of all what did you say the Greeks. did they they're like responsible for. like modern type of civilization yeah. what have they done lately right uh. exceptions of money yeah I know a bunch.
of tax shelters exactly the tax shelter. they attack self you know what Socrates. uh kept all of his money in a tax. shelter okay that was his big advice to. his students all right great great. shelter your money he said uh same thing. with Plato yeah yeah bird dropped a tax. shelter on his head and that's how he. died oh because the U.S is doing great. you guys what did you say yeah the US is. doing great attitudes like that yeah. okay well guess what your gyro I think. is plummeted because it's healthy and.
its inventor hates America oh I would. say hey give the Conan O'Brien a try. EJ's lunch tonight. EJ's luncheonette just go on by check it. out the Conan O'Brien. corned beef coleslaw. here's my message I say listener eat. whatever you think sounds delicious be. you be you don't fall prey to sway don't. fall prey this way. eat what you want to be eat the meat.
don't fall prey this way eat the meat. I'll take a selfie with you I'll give. you a quick hello I'm easy to spot in. New York if you think you see Jane Lynch. wearing a red wig that's me if you do. buy mine you don't have to take a selfie. you can get out of it all right thank. you I think we accomplished a lot there. and thanks to Jay Elmore for selling uh. creating these sandwiches in our image. and there's a very good chance that this. Saga will actually have quite a.
resolution possibly even in the flesh. yes yeah I know what you're talking. about yeah more later why don't we get a. piece of these sandwiches sorry I know. we ended it but why don't we get paid. for a piece of these sandwiches like we. should get a check no no check no nobody. else no we're not doing this for money. oh what are we doing for. Real Estate. foreign.
