Conan Answers Audience Questions About The Muppets | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

hello hi what's your name I'm ka hi ka. hi how's it going good I'm just can't. believe you're there so I'm sorry look I. can get even. closer I'm I'm trying. not um so in the game hold it did your. phone just go off what the hell you're. running my social media Empire and your. phone just went. off I'm so sorry do I have a microphone. so I can stand is that okay here take.

this one. yeah we go I stand now hello hello there. we go this thing's on yes I'll Stand. closer to you so you can really. see is this too much for you no it's. okay it's okay this is this is what. women do when I get close to. them they go no oh I see it's.

veins not at all his face is. invisible how are you what's going. on I have a terrible question now okay. so in the game Mary kill. what you heard the game in the game yes. yes I play this with my grandchildren. all the. time before you go to bed little ones. we're going to play Mary. kill.

in the game if you can only pick male. comedians only male comedians only male. comedians yeah yes who would who would. you choose and a bonus if you choose. flula as one but that's a wild man flula. Borg I don't know if you guys are. familiar but he's a. hilarious. yeah um yeah he'd be uh maybe I would go. with flula for sexual. relations cuz he is just uh he's. chiseled you know yeah he's like a piece. of Bavarian furniture.

I don't even know what that means I. apologize um then do I do the other two. as well yes okay so who would I uh who. would I marry let's see I would marry. I'm saying I'm going to marry bill. haer cuz he just does bits uh he does. such great impressions all the time that. I would feel like I was constantly with. a different. partner and we're never real with each. other whenever he comes over to my house.

he's like ah yes Mr Bri I'm like oh my. God I'm with a new person this is. fantastic and then who am I going to. kill okay let's see who I'm going to. murder there's so many that I want to. murder the list is so long yeah I would. no I'm going to murder Jack. mcra I love him I love him but I just. want him to hear that I said I'm going. to get. him and uh he's another person who I'm. never real with I'm always like I'll.

point to an elevator when I'm with Jack. and I'll say does it scare you cuz it's. a moving room did they not have that. back on the. farm and he's so funny he' be like sir I. know what an elevator is and we just do. that back and forth like idiots for. hours so but he needs to be murdered I'm. going to murder him okay that's a good. question hello oh oh I'll get you yes. it's this woman next and then you and. I'll take care of everybody hello hey I.

love your hair thank you you look. fantastic in dark thank you yeah that's. so cool how did you do that you have um. someone I paid too much money for did it. for me cuz I don't trust myself okay. okay all right well it's cool you have a. fringe of gold around your face it's. beautiful like a halo effect it's very. nice thank you yeah I'd like to have the. same thing done to my hair you can have. it we can we'll trade okay you don't. want this this is a curse we'll see what. happens so what's your name Sammy hey.

Sammy hi hi a long time listener first. time caller I twofold um so I really. like the Muppets um which Muppet do you. sincerely relate to and then would that. Muppet play you in a biopic oh my god um. man I I wish I knew the Muppets well. enough I think it would be Cookie. Monster because I eat very quickly I. grew up I was one of six and they would. put food out and like Cookie Monster I. just throw the food at my mouth and it.

all comes falling out it like you know. so I'm a very right you can attest that. I'm a very fast eater I eat things like. very fast and and I always when I see. Cookie Monster eat anyone who knows me. knows that that's Conan you know there's. like a ham sandwich and I'm just. throwing it at my mouth and there's just. a big piece of felt that blocks it from. going in and just I mean Cookie Monster. wa he wastes so much food those cookies. go flying right out of his so yeah and I.

would want him to play me in the biopic. yeah or maybe he would yeah no maybe I. don't know I don't know we have to he'd. have to do like a SWAT because El I'm. more I look more like Elmo you know. we'll hold an audition what we'll hold. an audition okay we'll figure it out but. that's that's my answer for now yes you. have a. question hi hi uh my name is Delaney hey. Delany cool name that's your first name. yeah that's so cool thank you also is. your is your cuz your first name's a. last name is your last name a first name.

um unless Costello is a first name Del. Costello that's a cool name thank you. also Irish um oh. sorry it's a terrible. thing yeah I don't bragging no no one's. bragging you're just identifying the. disease and we're going to talk about it. um so we we didn't plan this I have a. question about the Muppets. too something about my. fans and I I don't have the most mature.

fans obsess have a muppet question to. all right um so if you had to kiss a. muppet which one would you kiss and why. definitely why why why yeah because I. went to Sesame Street once to tape. something years and years ago and I saw. sophus um when he wasn't being operated. and he was. hanging from uh the ceiling they like. hang him up there and he was uh looked.

like one of Hannibal lecter's. victims it was it was the most freakish. thing and I felt so terrible for snu. lopus that part of me wants to see him. alive and then Embrace him and kiss him. and cover him with caresses cuz what I. saw just shocked me it was horrifying it. was like someone was leaving it was like. a mob guy was leaving a threat like we. did this to Snuff off I guess we're. going to do it to you next if you don't. come across so any anyway uh yeah I'd.

like to see Snus alive CU that sort of. traumatized me and then the idea that we. would have a romantic. liaison um sounds like you've thought. about this a lot it's all I think about. I was just backstage thinking about it. and then when I was with John bonjovi I. was thinking about a threesome with. something is this why you didn't go out. last night he's so big that you know. you'd lose John B you wouldn't even know. John bonjovi is there for a while and. then he had sort of whoa I didn't know.

and then he'd go back into something. what are we doing is this any way to. behave I don't think so Delany that's. even your real. name.