Conan Accuses Jason Bateman Of Spying On The Podcast | Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend

it's nice to be outside let me set the. scene for our listeners we are out it's. a beautiful evening and we are outside. and we are at the Team Coco headquarters. here in the Larchmont area of Los. Angeles home base home base and there's. a wonderful porch and we're sitting out. in this porch there is not a cloud in. the sky it is a gorgeous teal blue. and uh everything is flowering because. we had a lot of rain this winter and.

spring yeah and take it easy yes it was. great up until like yesterday okay can. you let me just set this I'm sorry okay. you're the worst. let's hear more about uh your very. descriptive patio that's covered. this is wonderful we're sitting outside. and we're sitting around a wonderful. fire the solo stove now listen the solo. stove. listen I'm not some shill but I have to.

tell you this solo stove is incredible. beautiful design and we can sit out here. and it's a smokeless fire oh just wait. till episodes three and four we're gonna. be making actual Pizza in a Solo stove. Pizza Oven yeah wait they wait a minute. stop hold it talking are you saying yes. that they took the ingenious design of a. solo stove and then they somehow use. that brilliant technology to make an. incredible pizza oven that very thing.

yeah okay but you're not a shill no not. at all. not at all but let me just say again. solo stove the one we're sitting by. right now even if it weren't also. capable of being a pizza oven is. incredible. um I've just never been happier sitting. here and I know sooner doesn't like it. but again the teal blue sky yes please. talk more the quiet the quiet song of. The Whipper will look the lone bird up. on that wire watching us oh look at that. bird or it's a drone that's a drone that.

looks like a it's a you know what it is. a rival podcast. it's smartless it's those smartless guys. it's you know what it is that is and I. know that he's a tech guy but Jason. Bateman has created a drone and dressed. it they're so fearful of our podcast and. they basted it with feathers and they. sent it out and that's Bateman right now. you Jason Bateman yeah off. Bateman yeah we know what you're up to. right now he's watching it and well.

here's he's doing two things right now. he's watching us through the Drone from. his uh luxurious home in the Hills uh. that I've never been invited to and he's. also watching uh his uh his appearance. in Teen Wolf at the same time he's. watching book two Teen Wolf too he's on. a split screen so uh here's to you I. salute I salute those guys I love those. guys yeah I don't know. um no of course not oh what do you mean. of course not I think. if they know me they think I'm cool. you're not in the club Sona there's a.

celebrity Club yeah Sona yeah Matt Matt. and I are in Duck Club it's called it's. called the club we have a schwitz. Together Matt and I uh we go to Turkish. baths exactly. I'm okay not being in this club you're. totally fine with it now we hang out. with all the big celebs okay everyone. who's sort of like a c-lister on. Vanderpump Rules yeah we hang out with. and by big celebs we just we're talking.

450 and over and wait oh like you know. all those really heavy people on vendor. pump rules. you start getting inappropriate after. one sip yeah I mean basically you just. had the equivalent of a cough drop I. know and you're going.

nothing's happened I don't like that it. makes me feel like I fat shamed and you. know what I did pregame before this with. you oh please I had nothing okay all. right so you know I'm already feeling. just a little bit of nothing but then. you know we just feel fine I'll admit. that before this happened we walked down. the street and we went to a lovely Greek. restaurant because we had a lot of time. to kill we finished a podcast and then. we walked down the street there was a. lot of time to kill and someone said. let's invite Matt and I said I can't.

hear you let's keep walking and weak. very nice outdoor uh Greek restaurant. here in the Larchmont area if someone. knew the name I'd shout it out but I. don't think anyone does this is called. Le petite Greek is it Le petite Greek. yeah yeah wonderful and you can sit. outside yeah maybe we had a glass of. wine maybe we had two I don't know yeah. the important thing is that I was. recognized oh Jesus. oh God yeah yeah no we had so many.

people come up to me say I loved you in. that movie where you're the conductor. who's outed tar yeah. [Laughter]. at your comeuppance for. every month you change which kind of. strawberry blonde actress people mistake. you for because Tilda Swinton to Cynthia. Nixon to now I believe Cate Blanchett uh. it's also been Jane Lynch for a while. Jane Lynch right yeah yeah all those. women are angry with me.

that's me exactly.